A position's just opened up at FIFA:
Sepp Blatter Resigns As FIFA President Sepp Blatter has dramatically quit as Fifa president, days after he was defiant in re-election for a fifth term and sparking a flurry of speculation over the future of world football and the fate of the next two World Cups in Russia and Qatar.
Under intense pressure from ongoing investigations by the FBI and Swiss prosecutors that have already led to 18 senior football executives being charged in the US on charges of money laundering, tax evasion and racketeering, Blatter said he had decided to step down.
And let me just say in passing that I'm delighted to see Blatter's assholery finally coming back to bite him. He was the worst thing to happen to soccer since the 1958 plane crash in Munich that killed most of the Manchester United roster.
