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Someone on Reddit told me to fuck off, so I called him a little princess bitch. This is the best death threat I've had since we used to raid boards!


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...trained in gorilla warfare...


Y'know, I Think maybe a real Navy Seal would know how to spell guerilla. (rooted in the Spanish word guerra, meaning war.)

If the above were true, everyone in the SEALs would know who the top sniper was, and someone in the organization would see this, tell everyone in the unit, and they'd tease the guy mercilessly about what a raging pussy he is for writing this meltdown. A real "top sniper Navy Seal" would not identify himself like this and potentially compromise himself and other soldiers.

Funny to read, though.

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Yeah I caught too. I asked if that meant he was gonna climb a tree throw shit at me. Little princess bitch pussy didn't even respond

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Maybe he's an actual gorilla that is part of the navy's top secret gorilla super soldier program. You better watch out, Doog. Gorillas are hella strong, doubly so if they got super soldier serum in them.

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Your thread was already deleted, Doog. But I checked out the gorilla dude's post history:

https://www.reddit.com/user/CAP2Bitch

I think his 300 confirmed kills is for Rainbow Six Siege.

That is nothing. I have killed gods and destroyed worlds in Final Fantasy 1-12. Plus I had great hair.

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Pfft I have over 1000 in Destiny and a fucking Guardian of the solar system. He ain't shit

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In Street Fighter I can tip over a car.


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I killed a man with a trident.

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I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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if he killed Halo, he's probably wanted cuz they need to give him cash and the keys to the city.


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