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Guess the religion: - An Idaho woman is suing the Kotex company for $1.4 million dollars after she claims one of her daughters lost her virginity while using a tampon.
The family’s attorney claims the product’s packaging did not issue any warning about the possibility of losing one’s own virginity while using the product.
“Why is there no warning that a women’s hymen can be broken when the tampon is inserted into the vaginal region? This is the question we ask” explained Ben Ali Mufta, the family attorney. “The breaking of the hymen and resulting loss of virginity of my client’s daughter will have dire consequences for this young girl for the rest of her life,” he told local reporters. “This is a tragedy that could have been easily prevented had the company taken its responsibilities,” he acknowledged yesterday.
The breaking of the hymen and resulting loss of virginity will have dire consequences for the young girl, believes family attorney, Ben Ali Mufta
Fatima Ushban, mother of five and recently immigrated from Bangladesh, believes the company has tarnished her young daughter’s body.
“Who will want of my daughter now? Her body has been defiled, she is dirty!” she told local reporters in tears. “What will I do with her? Who will want to marry her now?” she asks about her 11-year-old daughter, visibly distraught by the whole affair.
Local imam, Yasaf Budut, claims the use of tampons is not allowed by Islamic law.
“All forms of masturbation are prohibited by Islamic law,” he acknowledges. “It is offensive to have this cotton inserted fully in the internal part of the vagina, because it resembles masturbation,” he explains. “The Quran is clear about this: make not your own hands contribute to your own destruction,” he warns, in hope that other young women will avoid such “dangerous and immoral” practices.
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Breaker Hymen
Starring Burt Reynolds
Directed by Hal Needham
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Breaker Hymen (1979)
Tow truck driver Breaker Hymen (Burt Reynolds) travels across the USA to kill the monkey who ate his daughters hands.
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It's like Rolling Thunder without the PTSD.
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At the end Burt and Dom Deluise kill their way through a zoo to kill the monkey.
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It's horrifying to think this poor girl has to have this superstitious death cult's shame dumped on her by her own mother.
It's a good thing this girls is in Idaho and not some place where they can more easily bury this 11 year old up to the neck and stone her to death.
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“Who will want of my daughter now? Her body has been defiled, she is dirty!” she told local reporters in tears. “What will I do with her? Who will want to marry her now?” she asks about her 11-year-old daughter, visibly distraught by the whole affair. Maybe she's upset because her asshole parents are calling her worthless!
How you doin'?
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I just...I have no words.
Actually I take it back. I've got plenty of words...just none that adequately describe the sheer insanity of this lawsuit or the weapons-grade psychosis of the plaintiffs.
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Maybe someone else had a poke at the little girl and the parents want to blame the tampon.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Have Muslims not heard of pads?
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
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I think it'd do better as a 70's romantic comedy....
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The family’s attorney claims the product’s packaging did not issue any warning about the possibility of losing one’s own virginity while using the product.
Maybe every guy's penis should have the same warning label!
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“Who will want of my daughter now? Her body has been defiled, she is dirty!” she told local reporters in tears. “What will I do with her? Who will want to marry her now?” she asks about her 11-year-old daughter, visibly distraught by the whole affair. Maybe she's upset because her asshole parents are calling her worthless! 
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