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I asked Joe for that photo MONTHS back, he never found it. I'd say you're free and clear, Kwinkies! Except the photo you sent to ME with all them naughty bits out... And, lessee... two beds and a couch. I say, as guests, Sneaky can have the guest bed (nobody can say I'm not chivalrous), and I'll set the couch on fire so I have to share the Kwink Bed. This will ALSO be a drunk decision.  Well, I do have a queen sized bed...
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Of the bed? 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment... I'll come into the city to see that . . .
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it looks like a bed that would vibrate...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Ok, so we're pretty much on the same page.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment... I'll come into the city to see that . . . I sense a pay per view moment.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment... I'll come into the city to see that . . . I sense a pay per view moment. Yeah, well I'd have to pay the toll at the tunnel.
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 That too. Just out of curiosity, where in Jersey are you?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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That too. Just out of curiosity, where in Jersey are you? I'm in southern Passaic County, about 15 miles west of the city.
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Ahhh.
Oh, and the bed looks like it would make you dizzy as hell.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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A Queen-Sized bed? shit... waitaminnute, queen is slang for gay man.
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Yeah, I think that that bed would only be sexy if you consider nausea a turn-on.
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Ahhh.
Oh, and the bed looks like it would make you dizzy as hell. this goes very very fast. for a bed. 'cause a bed ain't a'sposed ta move like that.
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Ahhh.
Oh, and the bed looks like it would make you dizzy as hell. this goes very very fast. for a bed. 'cause a bed ain't a'sposed ta move like that. Stick with washing machines. You won't get dizzy and fall off of them.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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A Queen-Sized bed? shit... waitaminnute, queen is slang for gay man.
ARE YOU CALLING ME A MAN? GOD! Just 'cause I'm a hermaphrodite, people think they can put all these labels on me! no, no, darlin" - something got lost in translation here...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Ahhh.
Oh, and the bed looks like it would make you dizzy as hell. this goes very very fast. for a bed. 'cause a bed ain't a'sposed ta move like that. Stick with washing machines. You won't get dizzy and fall off of them. well there's always practice on one of those crappy church festival rides.  which reminds me i should be at the beer tent...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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wtf is that?
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I was on one of those rides once. You lay down on the plank they starp you in and you slide up and down as the whole ride spins in circles and angles.
I know of a girl who went on the ride and her left bare boob came out of her blouse while she was almost upside down. She couldn't do a darn thing about it until the ride finished.
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wtf is that? a Its called a gravitron or something. was cool to get drunk and go on because unlike joey there were no straps...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I love gravitron......the carnies don't come to our town anymore.
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I remember seeing drunk college kids throw up on those all the time. It was the only good reason to go to the fair.
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I was on one of those rides once. You lay down on the plank they starp you in and you slide up and down as the whole ride spins in circles and angles.
I know of a girl who went on the ride and her left bare boob came out of her blouse while she was almost upside down. She couldn't do a darn thing about it until the ride finished. did seeing the boob turn you on?
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. Oh how quickly rob fergits! 
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why the fuh are you guys so fuking annoyin come elction times? I mean seirusly. normally you quite likable, even Rex (I mean , rex isn't really likable anytime, but you knwo what I mean) but This time, when there's an election around the proverbial corner you're all assholes (yes, even you PJP, although Ithank God (whom I don't believe in) everyday.
You're all assholes when there's an election, why?
I meean, I'm pretty drunk, though not drunk enough to noe bring home my buddys wallet and to not hit on the very hot barten der (yes, she's a woman) to not wirte this message, however any potential spelling errors there might be. Hey, I'm drunk, my fingers aren't as responsive as they usually are....
Yes, rex, you're a sockfucker and an idiot and yes, PJP, I thank the imaginary sky-fairy for your existance every day (of eevery other day.....every other month, every ohter decade....for your existance...)
my pont is....come election time, youre all....republican or democrat...idiots and unneccessarily mean...
yah...why?
fuco you all...
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I love gravitron......the carnies don't come to our town anymore. Did you scare off the carney folk,PJ? What kind of man scares carney folk?
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will harley ever show her face again? EVAR? technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. Oh how quickly rob fergits! Wow, I never noticed that before. Huh. I still like her better without makeup.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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and yes. she is a cutie...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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