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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I remember when Joe Mama said in the secret forum that bsams and myself were jerks for messing with Elsia, and many people I can't remember agreed (that's what you get for having an easy to remember purple name, Joe). Then everyone realized she was a cunt. THANK GOD FOR PJP.


That's true. I didn't think she deserved most of the flack that she got, at the time. I was sorely, sorely mistaken.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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for future reference, i am always right.

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Noted.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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i remember first showing up right around one of the Oakley breakdowns


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i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP \:lol\:


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Remember when rex broke me?

Yeah, me neither.



I thought soul calibur broke you?


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP \:lol\:


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP \:lol\:


 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
\:lol\:


Bastids, the both o' yez!

\:lol\: \:lol\:


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP \:lol\:

Good times!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP \:lol\:

Good times!


I'm glad you've finally gotten over me.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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I remember when PJP was a complete twat and was arguing with me n Velo for being big old meanies until I said "Beotch, for shizzle ma nizzle, chill with the king of ill and you will become a god amongst insects!"


I also remember when Wanky raped a baby.............straight out of the womb!

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womb=whomod's asshle

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP \:lol\:

Good times!


I'm glad you've finally gotten over me.

Well come on man, that was a fucking climb and a half scaling your fat belly, and I had to do it without climbing gear.
Once I traversed you large sweaty gut, I was able to see the sun again!

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GA = Golden Age

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Rob=Gay

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I remember the time Elsia called Rex, one of the girls!

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I also remember the time there was an important message for Elsia!

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Remember walking in the sand
Remember walking hand in hand

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I remember Velo staying 11 years old year after year.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I remember when Rob wasn't gay


I don't.


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you don't remember anything, you senile old queen


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...true...so true...


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
He got replaced by two fresh-graduates with zero experience. They sucked at it, worse than Rob even, and we pwn3d them for a few days.

I remember someone posting a photo of Llance sleeping and Rob(?) commented about how Llance was sucking Batman's nipple (batman sheets) and I looked again and it TOTALLY LOOKED LIKE LLANCE WAS SUCKING BATMAN'S NIPPLE!!!


Don't be jealous Uschi! I only have a hard on for you!


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I think the first two things I saw when I started posting here was naked llance and naked stareena. I figured they both canceled each other out so I stayed.


Tell the truth Rex...you stayed hoping to see more neekid LLance pics to jerk off to! It's why all you homos have stayed all these years!


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
i'd like to think i'm the one you trust \:\)


I'll always trust you Robbie!


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Ah c'mon Llance, every house needs a picture of you.
They need something to stop the kids going near the fireplace/oven/knives etc

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I always wanted to grow up and be a public service!


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 Originally Posted By: LLance
 Originally Posted By: rex
I think the first two things I saw when I started posting here was naked llance and naked stareena. I figured they both canceled each other out so I stayed.


Tell the truth Rex...you stayed hoping to see more neekid LLance pics to jerk off to! It's why all you homos have stayed all these years!



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 Originally Posted By: LLance
I always wanted to grow up and be a public service!

You wanting to be a public urinal was certainly a surprise for you careers counciller.

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I remember hanging myself while jerking my dick off onto pictures of Joe Mamma. Good times


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: LLance
I always wanted to grow up and be a public service!

You wanting to be a public urinal was certainly a surprise for you careers counciller.


...And then I met Nowhereman who taught me everything about being a public urinal!

You should stop chewing on the deodarant cakes though Nowhereman...I know they make your breath smell minty pissy clean but you're losing your color...and your stomach lining!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Alt ID
I remember hanging myself while jerking my dick off onto pictures of Joe Mamma. Good times


Who are you really Alt ID? Why do I find myself feeling a kinship with you? Probably because we both post in the nude?

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I remember that time LLance made that post about Nowhereman eating urinal cakes and destroying his stomach lining. I can't remember what that whole thing was about, though.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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It was about Llance sucking shit from Whomods arse crack!

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...or was it about you throwing up urinal cakes?


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I remember that time LLance made that post about Nowhereman eating urinal cakes and destroying his stomach lining. I can't remember what that whole thing was about, though.


...and they say my memory is shit!


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 Originally Posted By: LLance
 Originally Posted By: Alt ID
I remember hanging myself while jerking my dick off onto pictures of Joe Mamma. Good times


Who are you really Alt ID? Why do I find myself feeling a kinship with you? Probably because we both post in the nude?


well it's certainly not our diet!


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