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You: http://www.rkmbs.com
Stranger: heads or tails
You: tails
You: http://www.rkmbs.com
You: yeah?
You: http://www.rkmbs.com
You: Don't read the blog at the top
You: You might catch "it"

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello stranger, I'm a horny gay men seeking for a buddy , wanna continue to chat with me?
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: I'm Robin
You: hold on...
Stranger: sure
You: Batman is taking a shit.
Stranger: on me ?
You: Robin, old chum... can you get me a spoon?
Stranger: I love scato
You: or a pencil?
You: I'm trying to work something out.
Stranger: anything in my butt sir
You: oh, did Al arrive?
Stranger: Al who?
You: Alfred
You: goar, the help!
You: What are you stupid?
You: You retarded or something?!
You: I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
Stranger: fucking yeah
You: Joker is on the loose again, chum!
Stranger: have a bat suit ?
You: Robin, are you on the marijuana?
You: Batman is always prepared.
You: Now!
You: TO THE BAT MOBILE!
You: We must stop the Joker before he commits another heinous crime!
You: Like when he kidnapped the commissioner!
Stranger: I just want to suck a cock, BatDick
You: and paralyzed his daughter by raping her!
You: 'CAUSE HE DID!
You: Cock... bird... PENGUIN!
You: You"RE RIGHT!!!
You: HE must be in on this scheme too!
You: Good job, old Chum!
Stranger: he is dead
You: Oswald?
You: or Joker?
You: Joker killed the second Robin, old Chum
You: he is not a joke
You: you must realize the severity of his madness
You: respect it, if not the man himself.
Stranger: omfg the joker is dead!
You: We should stop by Gotham central first.
You: You might think so, Chum.
You: But the Joker has "died" many times
You: only to resurface later.
You: He is more resiliant than you might expect from such a frail man.
Stranger: i suck cocks bu you are insane, bye
You: Do not leave me, Friend!
You: I need you at my back!
You: Behind me.
You: Something to lean on
You: take comfort from...
Stranger: i'm not friend, i'm stranger
You: please Robin!
You: MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAD!
Stranger: you shoot them ?
You: I know I've been a poor father to you, old chum!
You: but to say we are strangers?
You: You made the Bat-Man cry a little.
You: Inside.
Stranger: I sucked my father cock
You: Please, Robin!
You: I thought we decided Penguin was not involved!
You: Joker is far too mad to deal with anyone on a real basis!
You: And nobody is mad enough to deal with his vitrol!
You: We must go to Gotham central.
You: Perhaps Gordon has some news for us!
You: have Alfred check the tire pressure.
Stranger: goodbye, unless you have some credit
You: I'm Batman.
You: ...perhaps you are right, Robin.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Have you ever had sex with a box of cleenex?
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Stranger: Rich Boy sellin' crack
Fuck niggas wanna jack
Shit tight no slack
Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!)
Just bought a Cadillac
You: Sorry, I don't speak jive
Stranger: come on
Stranger: broseph
Stranger: don't be a square
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock, Neo
Stranger: Hello. o_o Neo?
You: You are about to enter the real world
You: your eyes will hurt
You: because it will be the first time you use them.
Stranger: what?
You: The choice is yours
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Stranger: lets have sex
You: do you take the red pill?
You: or the blue?
Stranger: green
You: That is not an option, Neo.
Stranger: I make it in my basement
You: The red pill will take you further down the rabbit hole.
You: Take the blue pill
You: and you wake up tomorrow
You: and this has all been a dream
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you support Prop 17?
Stranger: Is that the gay marriage prop?
You: no
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: what is it?
You: Prop B is what you thinking of
You: Proposition 17
Stranger: Ah
You: is about date rape
You: are you for it or against it/
You: ?
Stranger: For date rape?
You: It scares me that you aren't up on this information
Stranger: Sorry
You: this is a big issue
You: there is a lot of opposition to Prop17
You: and that scares me
You: what would happen if date rape was revoked?
You: IT IS MY AMERICAN RIGHT!!!
Stranger: Lets hope not.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: I want to have your children
You: Its gonna be hard pushing that kid through my weiner
Stranger: ... w-... we could try
You: I heard you're pretty good at sucking cock.
You: You could suck the kid out.
Stranger: i have my moments
Stranger: only if i use deodorant as lube
Stranger: by
Stranger: buy
Stranger: bye
You: No, you hang up first
Stranger: NO U
You: I love you
You: See me naked
You: http://www.rkmbs.com
You: This is like a bad staring contest.
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Stranger: ch0d3zilla
Stranger: aol instant messenger: ch0d3zilla
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I haven't tried it yet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ahoy, cap'n!
You: got th scurvy, eh?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you?
You: tell ya wot
You: ayve got me a noice peach on the nex port
Stranger: coo
Stranger: l
Stranger: where is that?
You: awl shair wif you fo 'eventeen frank, aye?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: sounds fair
You: attl take car o th scurv!
Stranger: alright
You: Avast, Cap'n!
Stranger: are you on acid?
You: issit thar mehr Poirate awf stahbard?
Stranger: yes
You: wot sexz you?
You: ahdar me maytes, Cap'n!
Stranger: male
Stranger: you?
You: WOT SEZ YOU!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: yes
You: oi needs som derekshion!
You: wot to tewl me maites!
You: eff thar be poirate off stahbard!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you too
You: BLIMEY!
Stranger: yeah
You: COR, me Cap'n been gon blarmy!
You: yeh DO haf th scurvy, aintcha?!
You: ay dooble-toime mates!
Stranger: yes
You: geet this her mahn a shot o th' groipe!
You: BLOODY 'ELL!!
You: thoi bin shot us, sur!
You: wez oonder attakk!
You: th blinkin PIRATES, mate!
Stranger: okay
You: gib me som ordahrs!
You: sez we kin foit!
You: Dude, you fucking SUCK at playing along.
You: Can you type more than one syllable?
You: Christ almighty, you're getting on my tits.
You: Do I have to carry the ENTIRE conversation?
You: you blimey cunt.
Stranger: uhh
You: FUCK OFF!
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Stranger: neg cals.. PA?
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS PA?!?!
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You: Hello, Dave.
You: What are you doing, Dave?
Stranger: Hello, James.
You: I can't let you do that, Dave.
You: My name is HAL, Dave.
You: Daisy
You: Daisy
You: give me your answer do
Stranger: cause the heart never lies
Stranger: ):
You: I'm half crazy
You: all for my love of you
Stranger: little joanna?
You: we something-something marriage
You: I can't afford a carriage
Stranger: hey im lookin up for my star boy
You: but won't it be sweet
You: with you on the seat
You: of my bicycle built for two!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: hello
You: what is your primary function?
Stranger: doing your mom
You: input = joke
You: result = laughter
Stranger: eeeeeeexactly
You: comraddery established
You: I believe your earth-term is "LOL"
You: ASL?
Stranger: you sound unbelievably familiar
You: Improbable.
Stranger: sorry, i dont speak german
You: I am Xeron.
Stranger: hmm
You: From Omega Six.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: isnt that a vitamin you get from eating fish?
You: I was unaware that I was communicating in this "German" you reference.
You: Another joke has been extended.
Stranger: you should do some research then
You: LOL
Stranger: no
Stranger: no, not at all
You: sorry.
You: I am unfamiliar with Earth coloquialisms.
You: Piece of cake!
Stranger: then why the hell are you on the internetz
Stranger: lemming
You: I am a resercher.
Stranger: researcher*
You: I am making a study of this "Earth."
You: My apologies are extended.
Stranger: yeah, we're pretty legit
Stranger: good
You: I hope my mis-spellings do not make you uncomfortable.
You: it is hard to type.
Stranger: is your name lisa
You: I have appendages that are incapable of functioning on this small device.
Stranger: wow you're fucking retarded
You: I do not know this "lisa" you mention.
You: I do not know this "retarded" you mention.
You: But it is interesting that you find me to have an intimate relationship with retarded.
Stranger: kay fuck you
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Stranger: hi!
You: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
You: LOLEROUS!
Stranger: what's the fuck?
You: OMGUS
You: did u c teh new movie?
You: !!!OMGLOL!!!1!!!!
You: YOU CAN SEE HIS PENIZ!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Oryon.
You: It is in Washington
You: where are you?
Stranger: i'm from moscow
You: lolz ;P
Stranger: russia
You: OMGUS!
You: DO YOU HAVE CHEESE-ITS?
Stranger: no)
You: Like, I knew this guy frum russia!
You: he totally took cheeseits backwith him!
You: LOL!!!111!
You: and blue jeans
You: like, i guess russia is, like, third world or something?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: and they had to like get shit from here@!
You: omg 13
You: LOL I WROTE SHIT!!!!
Stranger: i'm 11
You: omg!
You: my mom like TOTALLY harshed my buzz today
You: she walked in when I was, like, kissing ben>?
You: and she was like OMG!
You: and I was all OMG!
Stranger: )
You: and Ben?
You: he was like sooooooooooo embarassed
You: i culd hav DIED!
Stranger: :-)
You: so like, what do ppl DO in russia?
Stranger: OK! BYE!
You: do you, like, wear fur hats and tuff? LOL!
You: i mean, like OMG!
You: those are little animals you brutes!
You: and ur wearing their SKIN!
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Stranger: i'm gonna kill the jonas brothers lol
You: do you want to fuck?
Stranger: fuck what?
You: me
You: right now
Stranger: yeah
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20 and u?
You: 19
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for the record, I paused there for about 40 seconds

before writing 19

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey big boy
You: wanna have sum fun?
Stranger: ha um wrong gender there
You: its okay baby
You: i work both sides
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey, sexy
You: you wanna have sum fun?
Stranger: well who doesnt?
You: hee hee hee!
You: you're witty
You: i like that
Stranger: i do my best!
You: how old are you, sweetie?
Stranger: 22. how old are you?
Stranger: im a girl, how about you?
You: 20
You: i'm also a girl
Stranger: nice
You: but I can be buitch if you want it
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Stranger: everything you do is a balloon
You: HELLO
You: DO YOU LIKE NINJA TURTLES?
Stranger: wrong answer!
Stranger: (i do btw)
You: I LIKE TMNT!
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Stranger: WHAT IS UUUUUUUP
You: do you have crabs?
You: I have crabs.
Stranger: yes.
You: in my eyebrows.
Stranger: that
Stranger: is so sexy
You: I got them at a bachelorette party
You: from the stripper
Stranger: your're a bitch?
You: he was thrusting at my face.
You: and now I have crabs.
You: in my eyebrown
You: s
Stranger: BITCHES AINT SHIT
Stranger: HO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: im so weary
Stranger: right?!
You: will you tell me a story?
Stranger: once aupon a time
You: can we skip to the good bit?
Stranger: there was an internet chatting site that allowed you to open up as completely as you wanted to a complete stranger and as soon as you got bored you could skip to the next stranger.... the end
Stranger: or i could go for a dirtier approach
You: There was no good bit
You: yeah
Stranger:
You: you can talk dirty at me
Stranger: m or f?
You: does it matter?
Stranger: i
Stranger: ll
Stranger: know which way to take the story
Stranger:
You: well, I'm game for either
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: that means.... gurl?
You: sure!
Stranger: psshhh
Stranger: well 'm a girl and guys are my favorite play things
Stranger:
You: Well that's okay
You: I'm a guy
You: really
Stranger: yay
You: so, um
You: should I start?
Stranger: story time?
You: YES!!!
Stranger: yes please
You: oh
You: um
Stranger: we can even do the 2 word game
You: what are you wearing?
You: 2 word game?
Stranger: that's 4 words
You: I am unfamiliar
Stranger: you say 2 words and then i say two
Stranger: we keep going and it creates a story
You: okay babe
Stranger: like
Stranger: once upon
You: a midnight
Stranger: dream, the
You: biggest penis
Stranger: found his
You: other penis
Stranger: who was
You: a big
Stranger: fat chode
You: dickhead asshole
Stranger: period. --> there also
You: where are
Stranger: the condoms
You: my mouth
You: suck them out
Stranger: likes your
You: pussy lips
Stranger: which LOVE
Stranger: your member
You: more penis
You: this is slow
You: there is little to say in two words
Stranger: and your fingers which trace its soft skin and excite the young girl beyond beleif
You: HURRAH!
You: so you aren't wearing anything!
You: good
You: me neither
Stranger: haaha
Stranger: bra and booty shorts
Stranger: have to leave something to the imagination
You: well, I'm wearing shoes
Stranger: odd
You: and glasses
You: I hope you like nerdy guys
You: but nothing else
Stranger: what's are age diff? that could make it even more exciting...
You: my dick keeps my legs warm
Stranger: i love nerds
Stranger: clark kent is my kinda guy
You: because it is so big
Stranger: screw superman
You: do you like being the little girl
You: or the older woman?
Stranger: mmm a 3rd leg, eh?
You: yes
Stranger: it depends on how old you are
Stranger: my birthday was on thursday which makes me......
You: and my nuts are heavy like a peach
Stranger: i miss the feel of bakks in my mouth
You: that is a strange age!
You: I thought people usually used numbers!
Stranger: you first honey
You: okay sugar pop
You: im 34
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i had a love affair with a married 36 year old
You: how old are you, punkin pie?
Stranger: nothing physical since he was my teacher but still
Stranger: 19
You: oh a daddy girl!
Stranger: still frsh
Stranger: hahaha
You: sit on uncle nasty's lap, baby!
Stranger: i can't wait to not grow up
Stranger: mmmmkay
Stranger:
You: my little Lolita...
You: describe yourself
Stranger: will you be wearing your glasses and no pants?
You: yes
You: glasses
You: and sneakers
Stranger: dark brown hair
You: how long?
Stranger: quite past my shoulders
You: nice
Stranger: slightly curly
You: and how you keep the carpet?
Stranger: bright but brown eyes
Stranger: trimmed
You: I could eat them up your eyes
You: so pretty
You: I brush your hair from them
Stranger: the underside is smooth and soft
You: MINE TOO!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: good
Stranger:
You: used to be wrinkled
You: until you sat on it
You: wink wink
Stranger: i like the effect i have on men
Stranger:
You: so does little Uncle nasty
You: or...
Stranger: not so little
You: NOT-SO-LITTLE
You: yes
Stranger: jinx
Stranger: haha
You: you can tell
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: are you alone?
You: oh, don't eat it yet!
You: always
You: my glasses are fogging
Stranger: sorry about that
You: I own my own home
Stranger: but at least i have you all to myself
You: it is okay
You: i don't bring girls here
You: I go to them
Stranger: what kind of glasses?
You: black rimmed
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: square or round?
You: sort-of square
Stranger: eeeee!
Stranger: good
You: I used to have round
Stranger: i love those
You: oh good!
Stranger: haha
You: look!
Stranger: what kind of chair do i have you in?
You: leather recliner
Stranger: mmmm the bigger the bette
Stranger: r
You: you can sit with me
You: we have room for two
Stranger: we only need room on top
You: if you move the pizza box
Stranger: side to side can wait for later
You: oh, kinky!!
Stranger: i had pizza today too
Stranger:
You: Saturday is a good pizza day
Stranger: mh
Stranger: mmhhmmmm
You: oh
Stranger: any background noise?
You: just some Elvis costello
You: on the record player
Stranger: ooh yeah
Stranger: i adore records
You: i thought you might
You: it plugs into my CPU
Stranger: i have frank sinatra and radiohead and the beatles as well as sooo many others
You: for power
You: nice
Stranger: i just love the sound
You: I have three other record players
You: my hobby is fixing them up
Stranger: i only own the two
Stranger: those and my jukebox
Stranger:
You: do you ever rub on the juke?
You: you could slow-hump it for me
Stranger: it's in the corner of the room but the leather recliner next to it has some dirty memories from me and my ex
You: lets not discuss him
Stranger: i agree
You: lets talk about you
Stranger: let discuss me
Stranger: on you
You: with your long
You: curly
You: brown hair
You: and deep brown eyes
You: looking up at me
Stranger: from where
You: as your naked lips
You: part
You: and exhale softly
You: on my wet clit
You: I MEAN PENIS!
You: FUCK!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: LOL!
Stranger: niiice
You: gotcha there silly!
Stranger: pffff hahahahahhaa
You: hee hee hee!
Stranger: oh you!!!
Stranger: :D
You: oh you!
You: I do fix up record players tho
You: and do have the glasses
You: and shoes
You: and nothing else
Stranger: really? you have shoes?!?!!?
You: YES!
Stranger: hahaah
Stranger: good
You: they help me walk
Stranger: are you still a guy or are we both chicks up inhere
Stranger: haha
You: um...
You: well
You: honestly?
Stranger: shemale?
You: no
You: female
Stranger: dirtygirl
You: panromantic asexual genderqueer
You: I'm just having fun
Stranger: i like fun
You: ME TOO!
You: we should get married!
Stranger: bicuriousness make the world go round
Stranger: totally
You: well
You: less bi-curious
You: more into anyone
You: trans
You: intersexed
You: queer
You: male
You: female
Stranger: except i'm not exactly the marrying type
You: it's okay
You: gay weddings are taboo
Stranger: we'll still play
Stranger: psh
You: we'd get lynched here in TX
Stranger: taboo shmaboo
Stranger: my sister is gay
You: lol!
Stranger: oohhhh
You: my three sisters are married with kids!
Stranger: i live in california in the bay area
Stranger: next year i'm going to school in SF
You: I actually live in CO
You: it's hard to stop lying cold turkey
Stranger: you little big liar, you
Stranger: hahaa
You: yeah
Stranger: that's okay
Stranger: that is what this site is made for
You: I had such a nice character !
Stranger: feel free
You: im 25 btw
Stranger: right?
Stranger: i'm 18
You: oh my!
Stranger: my sis is 30
You: skating on the edge of getting me in trouble!
Stranger: my other sister (stright) is 27
You: Chris Haaaansen
Stranger: hhahahah
You: you naughty little thing!
You: *spanks*
You: with a daddy fetish!
You: hee hee hee!
Stranger: well i'm now officailly legal so it's all good
You: yes
Stranger: my ex is 22
You: not 32?
You: man
Stranger: and we dated just this past summerinto november
You: when you break up?
You: oh
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: like a month ago
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: he lives in indiana
You: I recently got dumped
You: that's a long distance thing there!
Stranger: so we didn't see each other like ever and we didn't talk much either
Stranger: you got dumped???
You: yeah
Stranger: aww
Stranger: what happened
Stranger: ?
You: she likes sex
You: I don't
You: (asexual)
Stranger: right
You: we couldn't work it out
Stranger: i love sex
Stranger: poor thing
You: the biggest problem though
You: was that she wanted sex with a dude
You: so...
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: *sigh*
Stranger: problemo
Stranger: soory
You: is okay
Stranger: if it is the truth than i really am sorry
You: it mostly is
You: I left some bits out
Stranger: liiike?
You: um
You: well, she was also with this guy
You: when we were together
You: but she dumped him
You: a few months before me
Stranger: was she cheating on you or were you the other woma?
Stranger: ooooh
You: we kinda were open
Stranger: mm
You: I figured she needed sex
You: I really don't like it much
Stranger: why not?
You: but then she got romantically into this guy
You: asexual
You: *shrug*
Stranger: i would love to know why?
You: not something I want
Stranger: i am a psych major so i like hearing reasons
You: some ppl don't like males sexually
You: some ppl don't like females sexually
Stranger: and women?
You: I don't like either
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: hmm
You: it isn't anything big
Stranger: i have a guy friend who is sorta like that
You: just that I feel no sexual attraction
You: sex is... boring to me
You: I mean
You: I can GET there
Stranger: that must be hard for your relationshipd
Stranger: s*
You: yes
You: I try to be considerate
Stranger: sure but why take the uncomfortable journey if you don't want to?
You: that's why I like women
You: it isn't so much to pleasure them
Stranger: because they think with their brain and not their pants?
You: no need to be penetrated
You: no
Stranger: mmmhhmm
You: *I* have less involvement
You: with men
You: sometimes they want and my body isn't... ready?
You: it kinda hurts to fuck dry
You: if you follow
You: lube only does so much
Stranger: right
Stranger: right
You: so ...right now I tend to gravitate to the more feminine people
You: but
You: I'm getting into narcissism!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: niiice
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playing with people is FUN!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what gender are you?
Stranger: None
You: cool!
You: do you like sex?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh excellent!
You: okay
You: how many fingers am i holding up?
Stranger: Three
You: no, zero
Stranger: Nuts
You: damn
You: I thought we had something there
Stranger: Lame
You: i ate squirrel once
Stranger: Was it tasty?
You: it was... gamey
You: a bit rancid
Stranger: I prefer pizza
You: for sure
You: not doing that again
You: shark, on the other hand
You: is also gross
Stranger: Do what things do you like?
Stranger: So*
You: I like reading
You: and camping
You: and slaughtering pig-dog americans
You: and crochet
Stranger: Thankfully I'm Canadian
You: that is on the north american continent, yes?
Stranger: Yup
You: AMERICANERIN!
You: no, canada is cool
You: they gave my polish jew great-grand-dad $5 and enterence
You: after america turned his family away
You: because he was a polish jew
You: 5 times
You: Canada is ok by me!
Stranger: Fantastic
You: innit"
You: ?
You: what things do you like?
Stranger: I like..
Stranger: Drugs and Teddy
You: teddy bears or teddies the nightgown that gets whisked to the floor?
You: or rooseveldt?
Stranger: That would be bears
You: Theo was a great guy!
You: the bears, of course, named for him
You: so you like build-a-bear then?
Stranger: I've never been
You: me neither
You: but I don't like teddy bears
Stranger: Well I'm rather old for that
You: got a stuffed monkey from there
You: how old?
Stranger: 21
You: from my nephew
You: im 25
You: so you like teddy but you no go buy teddy?
You: I am confused
Stranger: I do, sometimes
You: ok
You: what drugs then?
Stranger: Opiates
You: ok
Stranger: And Benzos
You: I work with drugs
Stranger: Both
You: I make them
You: and sell them
Stranger: Are very nice together
You: is fully sanctioned by DEA
You: I bet!
You: but you'd get a fuck of a hangover, yes?
Stranger: Hmm.. I don't remember one the last time
You: maybe up to 24 hours post?
You: man, this is boring.
You: tell me something interesting
Stranger: Fucking you people can't wait 3 fucking seconds
Stranger: Interesting?!
You: whatever
Stranger: ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING
You: I just get bored talking to drug ppl
Stranger: I WOULD LIKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH
You: YAY!!!
You: oooh
You: just gave me a boner there
Stranger: LIKE THAT FUCKING SKINHEAD
You: okay
You: tee hee hee!
You: skinhead
Stranger: Choked him with a broomhandle
You: okay I have an interesting thing too!
Stranger: Go ahead
You: the moon is covered entirely in black rock
You: magma
You: the reason it "glows" yellow-white
You: is because ther is no water or wind
You: to round out the dust particals
You: and since the moon is constantly barraged in meteorites
You: the top layer is pummeled into a fine dust
Stranger: I thought the moon was covered in regolith
You: with sharp fractures
You: and anlges
You: that reflect sunlight like a mirror
Stranger: I TOOK EARTH AND SPACE
You: it's liquid rock
You: cooled
You: like magma
You: you ever see the photo of the earth and moon together?
You: the moon is this little brown turd
Stranger: Hahaha
You: gallileo took it
You: google for it
You: it's true
Stranger: Ok
You: I love that phot
You: o
Stranger: Why wouldn't I believe you
You: it's like a family photo album
You: 'cause this is the internet?
You: and I just got done lying to some kid that I was a middle-aged man?
You: because lying is fun?
Stranger: I don't really care since the lies are of no consequence to me
You: you can't believe people online
You: exactly
You: but you asked, I answered
You: so!
Stranger: TRUE
You: anything else interesting
You: ?
You: I got a new tattoo monday
Stranger: Of?
You: it's peeling and itchy now
You: a band I like
You: Skankin' Pickle
Stranger: Which?
You: I got the pickle
Stranger: Never heard
You: yeah
You: 3rd wave ska
You: but the fun bit
You: is that the tattoo artist/
You: SHE IS A GOD!
You: I mean
You: zero scabbing
You: ZERO!
You: UNHEARD OF!
Stranger: I SEE I HAVE NONE
You: she did such an amazing job
You: I am going to her for all my future tattoo needs
You: no tats/
You: ?
Stranger: I'm very plain on the outside
You: oh
You: and a druggie on the inside>
Stranger: To hide you know
You: ?
You: hide what?
Stranger: Druggie Infantilist
You: tee hee hee!
You: don't mind me, i have my own addictions
Stranger: I imagine
You: I just deal with drugs for 40hrs a week
You: it gets boring
Stranger: To be fair I haven't done drugs in 3 months
You: really?
You: I just had a cigarette, like... an hour ago
You: and some whiskey Friday night
Stranger: Well I did have a drink earlier
You: annnnd I been drinking coffee all day
You: and I take venifalaxine every 12 hours
Stranger: OK, so caffeine yes.. and that bloody tegretol I take
You: oooh, whatcha drink?
Stranger: Booze
You: for seizures or for bipolar?
You: what booze?
Stranger: Some say seizures and others bipolar
You: LOL
You: weird people you know!
Stranger: I'm trying to come off it
You: ah
You: I'm stuck on the Ven forever it seems
You: without it I have a severe mistake in natural brain chemical production!
Stranger: Yes, that definitely sucks
You: I like Jameson whiskey
You: (meh, I'm over it)
Stranger: I had some 17% creamy crap
You: oh
You: like
Stranger: Out of whisky
You: Bailey's?
You: *GASP*
You: I would melt.
Stranger: I can't remember the name
You: I buy cigs and whiskey before food
Stranger: Mmm.. I love food too much for that
You: me too
You: but I'm on a diet
You: so
You: *shrug*
You: no carbs no sugars
You: ficking pre-diabeetus!
Stranger: No carbs? Lame; I love pasta
You: I'm not fat enough for diabeetus!
You: I used to love pasta
Stranger: WITH LOTS OF CHEESE
You: I do not avoid cheese
You: cheese is god's gift to me
Stranger: I could make some right now!
You: mmm
Stranger: But it's nearly 4am, haha
You: lasagna
You: HA HA HA!
You: I'm quarter to two
You: so you're east coast!
Stranger: In Canada
You: I'm mountain standard
You: yeah, I remember
You: I'm in the Rocky's
You: rockies
Stranger: Sorry, all the conversations meld into each other, so I can't remember for sure what's been said
You: s'cool
Stranger: I've probably said some foolish things though
You: who cares?
You: it's the internet!
Stranger: YES ITS AWESOME
You: i would marry the internet
Stranger: Even the porno parts?
You: ESPECIALLY
You: internet porn is magnificent
Stranger: Even the endless right/left politics parts?
You: um
You: nobody's perfect
Stranger: Hah
You: :D
You: so, tell me a secret!
You: since I have no idea who you are
You: and will never know
Stranger: A secret?
You: let's trade secrets!
You: yes
You: something nobody else knows!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello stranger
Stranger: asl
You: 25 female colorado
You: you?
Stranger: 26 male sacromento CA
You: hello
Stranger: hey wanna atlk dirty to me
You: ok
Stranger: really
You: what are you into?
Stranger: im into you
Stranger: on me
Stranger: in the bed room
You: hee hee hee! we just met, silly!
Stranger: so
You: and I like it in the kitchen
Stranger: really
You: not really
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: but I like sofas
You: oh!
Stranger: really
You: lets be in ...
You: um
You: yeah sofas are rad
You: lets be in someplace public
You: !
Stranger: wow
Stranger: no private me and you having sex on my bed
You: oh
You: where's the adventure?
Stranger: you make it up
You: okay ok
You: what kinda sheets you got?
Stranger: green and blue
You: nice!
You: cotton or?
You: forget it
You: um
Stranger: ya baby if you and me were together on those they would be white
You: what are you wearing?
You: (snort! how cliche!)
You: oh how bout this
Stranger: boxer and my hand moving up and down om my penis
You: oh!
You: i like boxers
Stranger: ya
Stranger: yup
You: I'm wearing
You: hi-top sneakers
Stranger: what..
You: and glasses
Stranger: eww
You: and nothing else
You: well, I gotta see!
Stranger: oh in that case ok
You: lemme put in contacts
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tranger: there's a drink called Pernod, have it with lime cordial and ice!
You: never heard of it
Stranger: 1 shot of pernod with 2 shots of lime cordial with ice, let it stand for a couple of minutes

Stranger: ummm not sure if u get it there
You: i like it
Stranger: but
Stranger: there's a drink called Pernod, have it with lime cordial and ice!
You: never heard of it
Stranger: 1 shot of pernod with 2 shots of lime cordial with ice, let it stand for a couple of minutes
Stranger: best. drink. ever!
You: I'll look it up, promise!
Stranger: i think it's french
Stranger: http://www.pernod.net/

remind me to look this shit up later today. it's bedtime (4:30am)

Dammit, Rex, you just couldn't make the effort with ol' Sikkbones, could ya? You two could've been friends...

Stranger: hee
You: Why couldn't helen keller drive?
You: She was a woman
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Stranger: Hey there stranger
You: Where the hell are you?
You: Over 47 German planes were destroyed with the loss of only 15 of our own aircraft
You: Where the hell are you Simon?
You: Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
You: Remember how she said that
You: We would meet again
You: Some sunny day?
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Stranger: hoooooooooi
You: Where the hell are you?
Stranger: i'm clemelinde
Stranger: in your ass
You: Over 47 German planes were destroyed with the loss of only 15 of our own aircraft
Stranger: cool
You: Where the hell are you Simon?
Stranger: i'm dutch and you?
You: Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Stranger: yeah
You: Remember how she said that
You: We would meet again
Stranger: yeah it was great
Stranger: oké
Stranger: i like you
You: Some sunny day?
Stranger: yea in the winter
You: Vera! Vera!
Stranger: tetten tetten!
You: What has become of you?
Stranger: nothing
You: Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?
Stranger: ik zit in je aars
You: Us, and them
You: And after all we're only ordinary men.
Stranger: are you spatstisch?
You: Me, and you.
Stranger: yeeej
You: God only knows it's noz what we would choose to do.
Stranger: what are you doing at the moment?
You: Forward he cried from the rear
Stranger: batsen?
You: the front rank died.
Stranger: what a beautifull story
You: the general sat and the lines on the map moved from side to side.
Stranger: ik zei opkutten ouwe graftak
You: Black and blue and who knows which is which and who is who.
Stranger: ga nederlands leren
Stranger: en schrijf niet je geschiedenis schrift over
You: Up and down but in the end it's only round and round.
Stranger: sukkel
Stranger: get a life
You: Haven't you heard it's a battle of words the poster bearer cried
Stranger: ja het is goed met je
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You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: qing shuo mu yu
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Stranger: Hi
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: okay (y)
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You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: on ground
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
You: Got to keep the loonies on the path.
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You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: hi
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: my name is samara and i see dead people
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
You: Got to keep the loonies on the path.
You: The lunatic is in the hall.
Stranger: HAMBURGER
You: The lunatics are in my hall.
Stranger: RONALDO
You: The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
You: And every day the paper boy brings more.
Stranger: HOT DOG
You: And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
You: And if there is no room upon the hill
Stranger: FISH
You: And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON
You: I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
You: The lunatic is in my head.
Stranger: PAMELA ANDERSON
You: The lunatic is in my head.
Stranger: THE LUNATIC IS ON YOUR ASS
You: You raise the blade, you make the change
You: You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
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im trying to get all the way through the song

You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
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You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: what is going on?
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Stranger: if you see her say hello
Stranger: otf
You: Got to keep the loonies on the path.
Stranger: otf
You: The lunatic is in the hall.
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Stranger: gay male 17 usa
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
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that was rude of Halo.....

You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i saw him
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
You: Got to keep the loonies on the path.
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: go fuck your mother
You: The lunatic is in the hall.
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You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: he is? omg run!
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
You: Got to keep the loonies on the path.
Stranger: yeah you should
You: The lunatic is in the hall.
Stranger: otherwise things get messy
You: The lunatics are in my hall.
Stranger: that's creepy
You: The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
Stranger: get them out!
You: And every day the paper boy brings more.
You: And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
You: And if there is no room upon the hill
Stranger: then what?
You: And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
You: I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
Stranger: what song is that? :D
You: The lunatic is in my head.
Stranger: yeah i got that part
You: The lunatic is in my head
You: You raise the blade, you make the change
Stranger: maybe you should see like a shrink or something :D
Stranger: b-bye
You: You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
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