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Super villian, Rex Luthor decides to destroy Metrobolis 
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His arch nemesis, Suschiman comes to Metrobolis' defense 
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Super villian, Rex Luthor decides to take destroy Metrobolis How's he ever going to do that if he doesn't leave the basement? Pay $3.99 to find out.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Sadly, for Suschiman, Rex Luthor has allied himself with some other villains, including Doomsray 
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Suschiman calls on some of his MisterJLA chums. First to arrive is The Flacier 
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 Batsams-the-plumber-man leaves the grave of his fallen wife, Bea Arthur, but is attacked by two of his notorious rogues The Pjpenguin  And the clown ponce of crime, The Proker 
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The Blue Daveil is too busy eating poo, to give a damn about Metrobolis 
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Jimmy Snarfolsen is fired from the Daily Cuntet because he is shit, but decides to take some photos, but sadly as he runs out into the street, alien bounty hunter Nowbo arrives, and chops his head off with his bike.  
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Far away on Aprobolips, Kampseid  dispatches one of his Pariahdemons to Earth, but the Pariahdemon refuses to go as he said he read about Earth on the internet, and it was shit. 
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Next of the MisterJLA chums to arrive is the Green Klintern 
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Jimmy Snarfolsen is fired from the Daily Cuntet because he is shit, but decides to take some photos, but sadly as he runs out into the street, alien bounty hunter Nowbo arrives, and chops his head off with his bike. haha
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But before he can help out, he is attacked by Sinestjoe, who knows the weakness of the Green Klintern, and gives him yellow space AIDS up his arse 
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Sinestjoe calls on one of his allies, The Anti-Whomonitor, but he runs into hiding to let Sinestjoe do battle for him 
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Black Bunary answers Suschimans call, but gets lost on the way as she is blind as a bat 
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Somebody phones the Suicide Squad342, but they have faked their deaths, which causes a rip in the space time continuum, and Llancing Boy arrives from the future and starts fucking Jimmy Snarfolsens corpse 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Sinestjoe has sworn to give yellow space AIDS up the arses of all those Hard-Traveling Heroes...especially Black Bunary!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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At that moment, two more villains were plotting to help destroy Metrobolis. Mister Zzappz and The Riggyler. Sadly Mister ZZappz spent so much time plotting during the week that he had to catch up on all the mailbags he hadnt sewed, so had to pull out on the weekend raid on Metrobolis. Also, realising how stupid the plan was, The Riggyler decided to switch sides and work with the MisterJLA chums....right after he had a little drinky. 
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Former MisterJLA member, Captain Battom decides to head to Aprobolips and "Beat that banana queer in his own backyard", but gets no further than the outskirts of Purley before he needs to take a piss, and goes back home! 
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On a tv screen somewhere in a basement come dungeon, the battle rages, ignored by the "hero" known as Sammbush Bug as he continues to sexually abuse Chewks The Toy Wonder.  
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Over Metrobolis, the sky darkens as the coming of one of the Black Klinterns, K'Np makes his debut. 
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Far away in the spirit world, Wannabuyadeadman cant be arsed to even make an appearance! 
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dispatches one of his Pariahdemons to Earth, but the Pariahdemon refuses to go as he said he read about Earth on the internet, and it was shit. Mine had to be from a Bruce Timm cartoon? Fuck!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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