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There has never been any sex talk over any part of Snarfs body.

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
all this sex talk is over snarfs head!


nothing else is there!


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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This is a perfect example of how DC is unwilling to make Superman into a viable character. Making him asexual? How very realistic! That's really gonna grab the crowd, DC! Way to go!


Or maybe DC doesn't want Superman autographing Typhoid Mary's titties, see as she's a MARVEL CHARACTER!!!

Jeez...


Pretty defensive there, Joe. Maybe DC is writing you as an asexual, as well? Hmmm....


Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:

1) Be scathing and/or caustic

2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry

3) Involve the following things:
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c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word
d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it

I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:

1) Be scathing and/or caustic

2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry

3) Involve the following things:
a ) Me
b ) Your wife
c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word
d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it

I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...


OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING YOU REPUBLINAZI!!

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I had asexual encounter with your wife!



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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus


This is a perfect example of how DC is unwilling to make Superman into a viable character. Making him asexual? How very realistic! That's really gonna grab the crowd, DC! Way to go!


How's that asexual? More likely he doesn't want to piss off his wife. He's Superman, not Howard Stern circa 1994.

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:

1) Be scathing and/or caustic

2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry

3) Involve the following things:
a ) Me
b ) Your wife
c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word
d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it

I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...



OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING YOU REPUBLINAZI!!


Thank you and, for the record, I broke 100 on my first day out this season.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus


This is a perfect example of how DC is unwilling to make Superman into a viable character. Making him asexual? How very realistic! That's really gonna grab the crowd, DC! Way to go!


How's that asexual? More likely he doesn't want to piss off his wife. He's Superman, not Howard Stern circa 1994.


plus, he's clearly making the "honk honk" gesture, so it's all good


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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf

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\:lol\:


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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It's coming out July 29th, if anyone's interested, and it'll be the last Gargoyles book for awhile, not counting the Bad Guys TPB which comes out (allegedly) a week later.


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Dude. i screw my own gender, and *I'm* not THAT gay.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Dude. i screw my own gender, and *I'm* not THAT gay.


Hey, now, Gargoyles was an awesome show! It was the most non-Disney thing that Disney animation ever produced. How incredible was it? It's one of the few things that rex and I can talk about civilly....


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How long have you been holding onto that?


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GAY.


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GAY.

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You can't spell Gargoyles without G-A-Y!


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You can't spell snarf without G-A-Y!


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