RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women Is it okay to flirt with a married chick?

I was talking to this cute, married girl, and managed to get her phone number. I'm not sure if I should be proud or disappointed with myself.

Aren't you always disappointed with yourself?

Not always, no.

If you do somehow grow the balls to do this make sure her husband knows nothing about you. Unless you want the shit beat out of you.

Well, obviously. Unless I'm bigger than him. Also, I should ask if he owns a gun....

Snarf, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Snarf. You're a bad man, bad man.

Um... Have you been drinking? 'Cause that sounded like a buddy of mine when he gets really hammered. "You're a good guy, and I think you should stay a good guy. You know that? You? You're a good guy."

You're starting to sound like PCgay.

So, I'll begin to make lame insults at myself in an attempt to fit in with everyone else? Yikes.

Snarf talked to a woman?
Yeah right!

I'll have you know that nearly everyone knows me for my off-color self-depreciating humor. It's not an "I wanna 'fit in' with a bunch of near strangers" type thing. It's just a "me" thing.

Begin?

Dude, the thing about hooking up with married people... don't. Number one, you might fuck up the other dude's life. If she wants to be with someone else, she could at least have the decency to split with her LIFE-PARTNER first. She married him, that's a promise and a contract. It is irresponsible and disrespectful. Two, you seem like someone that's gonna fall emotionally for a chick you're with. You will get hurt by her bad. She is willing to cheat on the One Man she Married so why won't she cheat on you, just some guy?

Now, I do not have a problem with polyamorous folks or them getting into sexual relationships and emotional relationships with multiple people. That's a valid way of living and loving. But there has to be openness, honesty, and trust there. Unless her husband and you are also both aware and okay with the situation, JUST WALK AWAY.

You're a friend, MisterJLA, so I'll say this once: Don't you ever - EVER!!! - use cool lines from such great films as Swingers in threads about Snarf!

Okay, this has got to be a joke. You're stealing a page from Pariah's playbook* by starting a thread to which people will feel compelled to respond. In your case, you're doing it for the attention. That's what this is, right? Because if you're asking this question seriously, then you're a bigger fucking idiot than the combined stupidity of the Iconolasts. That you "managed" to get the phone number of a "cute, married girl" suggests:

1) You knew she was married

2) You went for the digits anyways

Which is a scumbag move. I agree with Uschi's comments and would add one of my own. If you call her in hopes of kindling some kind of physical relationship, I hope she gives you a VD, breaks your heart, and then tells her husband and he puts a dent in the side of your big bald head. Smarten up, Snarf, and don't be that fucking guy.

* That comment was made with no disrespect meant to Pariah.

He is a cunt, this should not surprise anyone.

Anyone with any sense of moral integrity would steer clear of a married man or woman.
Fer fucksake, all of us at some point have either flirted with or really liked a married person, but the fact is we all know when to either not act on it (if you like someone who you know is married) or back off when you learn someone is married.

Coming to a message board and posting shit like this is fucking retardedness of the highest order!

Right. The title of this thread is disingenuous. He's not really asking if it's okay to flirt - the obvious answer is "Sure, as long as you're not disrespecting the husband." What Snarf really wants is to tell people he got her digits and imply the question, "Should I call her?"

Seriously, Snarf, if this is what being single and a virgin has reduced you to, just pay a sex worker to pop your cherry so that's no longer on your mind, then find yourself some chunky cosplay chick at your local comic con and date her.

And before you yammer like an ass about how "sex workers are beneath [you]," read on, paying careful attention to Question #3.

you ...brought the entrees to her table while she was in the rest room, then dug around in her purse for a phone?

how in conversation did it come up that she was married? if its the first time you're talking to a stranger, that's typically code for "get away from me, fuck face".

if, on the other hand, she gave you her cell phone number (and presuming its not a fake number to go along with the "fuck face" cover), that means she made a point to detail her marriage AND give away her number, in the same incredibly awkward and varied first convo with a stranger. so she's a nut. unless you're on vacation (i.e; out of state) and can bang her then never see her again (which still has its own set of problems, but...) then abandon ship.

Well, we had been talking for a while, and she was giving me her email at one point, and as she's giving it to me, she mentions that the email is her maiden name.

And thank you, Rob and Uschi, for the good advice.

I'm gonna have to disagree with just about everyone in this thread.


If snarf does grow the balls to go after this chick he's doing nothing wrong. He's not the one cheating, she is. He's not forcing her to cheat. If anything its the husbands fault for driving her away. How sad does she have to be to go after snarf? She will be the one cheating, not snarf. Snarf is just getting some.

The sexually repressed ban together.

We should be encouraging snarf. The sooner this blows up in the face the sooner we get a "I had sex with a girl but her beloved husband beat the crap out of me" thread.

Nice attempt at a cover, Rex. Is your make-believe rebound date coming out this weekend?

Hell no. She told me she was falling in love with me so I ended it.

It's like the blind leading the blind.

Bald leading the bald?

Dont bring sneaky into this.

Socially inept leading the socially inept?

Sneaks isn't bald. Jebus, try and keep up.

Dont bring Pro into this.

Dont bring Wanky into this!

To steal a page from Dave Attell:

King Snarf! Rex!! Wank & Cry!!! Separately, they're the laughingstock of multiple boards. But together, they're...

THE UNFUCKABLES!!!

Don't do it dude. She's a whore who hates her marriage. Don't be the douche bag to get involved in that.

It was rife with sarcasm, Joseph!

Snarf is hopeless...sarcastically using that quote on him (which he completely missed, now there's a surprise) was adding some irony to the thread.

Snarf could have Hugh Hefner, Trent, and Gene Simmons as mentors, and still fuck up any chance he gets and getting FUCKED.

Wow. That must be one really disappointing guy. I don't think you have much to be worried about if he sucks so badly that you'll do for her.