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I was walking by this public park today, it usually has a shitload of geese.

Today there was work being done. They had taken down the park fence to repave the sidewalk.

All park, no geese.

So those geese are out there. Loose.

Sleep well now mother fuckers.

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I once knew a guy who'd been chased by a goose and said "I don't know anyone who's been chased by a goose that didn't say it wasn't weird." this guy's last name was Strange. it's true.

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Asian Honey Goose recipe

Ingredients:
1 whole goose.
1 lemon.
4 cups of water.
3 tablespoons of honey.
3 tablespoons of dark soy sauce.
2/3 cup of rice wine or dry sherry.

Directions:
If the goose, thaw it thoroughly.

Rinse the goose well and blot it completely dry with paper towels.

Insert a meat hook near the neck.

Using a sharp knife, cut the lemon into ¼-inch slices, leaving the rind on.

In a large pot, combine the lemon slices with the rest of the ingredients (other than the goose) and bring the mixture to a boil.

Turn the heat to low and simmer for about 20 minutes.

Using a large spoon, pour the mixture over the goose several times, until all of the skin is completely coated.

Hang the goose to dry for about 4 hours.

Once dried, the surface of the skin will feel like parchment.

Preheat your oven to 475°F (230°C).

Meanwhile, place the goose on a rack in a roasting pan, breast side up. Put 2/3 cup of water into the roasting pan.

Put the goose into the oven and roast for 15 minutes.

Reduce the oven temperature to 350°F (175°C) and continue to roast for 75 minutes.

Remove the goose from the oven and allow it to sit for at least 10 minutes before carving.

Using a cleaver or sharp knife, cut the skin and meat into pieces and arrange them on a warm platter.


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you forgot to log in as Frank Burns.

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus


Pro, take me to bed or loose me forever!


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Yee-Haw! Jester's dead!

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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I went this way, he went that way...I said, 'Hollywood, where'd he go?'....Hollywood said 'Where'd WHO go?'

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Have they locked those geese back up, burg?



I haven't been able to get a good night's sleep since you posted this thread.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I don't know, I haven't left the apartment since that day.

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It was yesterday, Jake...


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Yeah.

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Seriously, burg, you need to find out about those geese. I'm running on four hours of sleep over a three night period.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Thread: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets.

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I just got back from geese patrol. it's bad out there.

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When I say run, run...

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well, you know what Jack Burton always says. . .

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You're a beautiful woman probably...

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I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent.

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You remember that horrible woman with no eyebrows, wouldn't sit still.

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I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing...

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I don't know, I haven't left the apartment since that day.


Whoa.


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It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for...


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I don't know, I haven't left the apartment since that day.


Whoa.


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