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I especially like the part where one guy's girlfriend punches him for checking out the other girl!

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Yeah, I don't being on federal watch lists so I'm gonna go ahead and not watch those videos.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Your insults would be funnier if they were in English.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Yeah, I don't [like] being on federal watch lists so I'm gonna go ahead and not watch those videos.


Spoken like a guy who has been on a federal sex-offender watchlist or two.

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I love the guy with a popsicle watching the girl, who's so mesmerized he can't put it back in his mouth and bumps his cheek!
\:lol\:

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
 Originally Posted By: rex
Yeah, I don't [like] being on federal watch lists so I'm gonna go ahead and not watch those videos.


Spoken like a guy who has been on a federal sex-offender watchlist or two.


Prove it.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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Yeah, I don't [like] being on federal watch lists so I'm gonna go ahead and not watch those videos.


Spoken like a guy who has been on a federal sex-offender watchlist or two.


Prove it.


You name was just under his.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy


I especially like the part where one guy's girlfriend punches him for checking out the other girl!


I could say more about how the sound of loose change hitting the sidewalk alone would get rex's undivided attention.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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You check out a girl they call you a pig.
Don't check out a girl and they call you gay.
What's a guy to do?


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rape?

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You check out a girl they call you a pig.
Don't check out a girl and they call you gay.
What's a guy to do?


Check her out!

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It's been a day and a half and the Boston Bawler hasn't responded to my previous post with an other-than-his-amazing-fiancée-slash-wife reference. He must be busy I win againing Charlie Brown or Safari 5.0.6 has more bugs in it than Joe's Apartment.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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What the fuck are you talking about?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
rape?

With gusto!!


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

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Damn you and your lemonade!!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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Boobs is the answer! You can't motorboat a personality after all

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Boobs combined with anything makes for a better experience!



















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There's just something about a girl with smoking panties...



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Why yes, I'll be glad to hold the ladder and memorize every millimeter of your ass while you get that!




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Still love the first two the best.

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You check out a girl they call you a pig.
Don't check out a girl and they call you gay.
What's a guy to do?


Check out the girl.

Pigs are great. They make great pets, they donate blood and body parts, and can find mushrooms. Hippies call police officers "pigs" because pigs have authority, like police officers.

So you have no reason to get sad for getting called pig.


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How high are you right now?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Just trolling.


"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller

"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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"Well, yeah."
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pigs can find mushrooms? I gotta hide my stash! I use it when I need to grow and break bricks with my head.

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He's actually breaking them with his fist. Please gather your things and get out of my house.


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From the Sochi Olympics yesterday:



Meryl Davis and Charlie White.


How in hell does this guy manage to stay focused on ice skating?


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he's gay?

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
rape?

That's illegal in most countries while encouraged in others.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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Lothar, I thought you already promised to lay off the rape jokes?

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Your dad started it.

Hanging around you and your dad just gets me in trouble.


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Rumanian tv, with a very sexy contestant.
With perfect natural breasts the host just can't ignore!







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More staged looking, but still a very nice display.

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