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#1179417 - Fri Apr 27 2012 12:00 PM 27th of April, 2012
Stupid Doog
Offline Doog the MIGHTY

Registered: Sat May 17 2003
Posts: 10514
Loc: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Univ...
Six gray hairs.

It is with this discovery that I've realized my body has begun its final assault against my youth, and judging by the experience of my peers it is a battle that is lost. For as much as I've denied the fact, the horrid truth is I am now old. Thirty years may as well be sixty as much as this decrepit frame is concerned. Soon I will be forced to pay 20% less for theater ticket prices and be called "sir" by pimple faced urchins serving me my Egg McMuffin meal. Even worse, I will no longer have my I.D. checked when I purchase alcohol. My only consolation is that, as senility sets in, I'll be able to flirt with teenage girls and push 8 year olds down without repercussion. A shallow comfort, but the only one I have left.


Sincerely,

S. Doog

I find it ironic that a nation that believes in the theory of evolution and the survival of the fittest do their damndest to ensure the lowest common denominator continues to thrive.

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#1179426 - Fri Apr 27 2012 07:27 PM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: Stupid Doog]
Son of Mxy
Offline Son of Anarchist

Registered: Thu Mar 04 2004
Posts: 17251
Can you still maintain an erection?


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#1179427 - Fri Apr 27 2012 07:28 PM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: Son of Mxy]
Son of Mxy
Offline Son of Anarchist

Registered: Thu Mar 04 2004
Posts: 17251
Lothar wants to know


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#1179434 - Fri Apr 27 2012 10:49 PM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: Son of Mxy]
Stupid Doog
Offline Doog the MIGHTY

Registered: Sat May 17 2003
Posts: 10514
Loc: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Univ...
And how

I find it ironic that a nation that believes in the theory of evolution and the survival of the fittest do their damndest to ensure the lowest common denominator continues to thrive.

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#1179438 - Sat Apr 28 2012 12:17 AM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: Stupid Doog]
thedoctor
Offline Timelord. Drunkard.

Registered: Sat Jun 22 2002
Posts: 24321
Loc: In the T.A.R.D.I.S.
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Can you still maintain an erection?

 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Lothar wants to know

 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
And how


He wants you to show him.

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."

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#1179498 - Sat Apr 28 2012 01:53 PM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: thedoctor]
Prometheus
Offline Retired

Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001
Posts: 33347
Loc: South of North
Fear not, Doog. I speak to you from the other side, staring into the next crevasse from age 39. True age approaches now. Gone are my 30's, and the gut-wrenching realization of leaving youth. I now look into the future knowing that I AM an adult, and it's MY age bracket that runs the world now. You have that to look forward to in ten years.

There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we are the greatest country in the world. We're 7th in Literacy, 27th in Math, 22nd in Science, 49th in Life Expectancy, 178th in Infant Mortality, 3rd in Median Household Income, 4th in Labor Force, & 4th in Exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: Number of incarcerated citizens per capita. Number of adults who believe angels are real. And defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined--25 of whom are allies! So, when you say "America's the Greatest Country in the World"...I don't know what the FUCK you're talking about!

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#1179543 - Sat Apr 28 2012 10:55 PM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: thedoctor]
Lothar of The Hill People
Offline brother from another mother

Registered: Sun Feb 10 2002
Posts: 18399
Loc: Way back in the woods.
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Can you still maintain an erection?

 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Lothar,I want to know

 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
And how


He wants you to show him.


Ask your moms. They know.

Life's journey is not arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,totally
worn out,yelling"Holy crap...what a ride!"

I don't always drink beer but when I do I make Chuck Noris deliver it to me in a dress.

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

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#1179748 - Wed May 02 2012 07:33 PM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: Lothar of The Hill People]
Stupid Doog
Offline Doog the MIGHTY

Registered: Sat May 17 2003
Posts: 10514
Loc: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Univ...
Problem solved: I dyed my hair black. The same chick that's rang me up at the corner store dozens of times without IDing not only checked my ID but took it and scanned it to see if it was fake. Success! But now I remember how annoying it was.

I find it ironic that a nation that believes in the theory of evolution and the survival of the fittest do their damndest to ensure the lowest common denominator continues to thrive.

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#1180208 - Tue May 08 2012 01:27 AM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: Stupid Doog]
MisterJLA
Offline "Hey this is PCG342's bro..."

Registered: Wed Sep 26 2001
Posts: 33747
Loc: High above it all...
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Problem solved: I dyed my hair black. The same chick that's rang me up at the corner store dozens of times without IDing not only checked my ID but took it and scanned it to see if it was fake. Success! But now I remember how annoying it was.


No worries here, my good fellow!

-Snarf

"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"




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#1181180 - Wed May 16 2012 01:58 AM Re: 27th of April, 2012 [Re: MisterJLA]
allan1
Offline I'm just sayin'

Registered: Fri Jul 20 2001
Posts: 10478
Loc: Shippensburg,Pennsylvania
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Problem solved: I dyed my hair black. The same chick that's rang me up at the corner store dozens of times without IDing not only checked my ID but took it and scanned it to see if it was fake. Success! But now I remember how annoying it was.


No worries here, my good fellow!

-Snarf

No hair there either!

It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

1,999,999+ points.

Damn you and your lemonade!!

Booooooooooooooobs.

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