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OUCH!

This happened to my cousin yesterday. A 16 pound frozen turkey slid out of the freezer and landed on his bare foot and mostly on his small toe! This got me wondering how often this happens this time of year.


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Didn't Mythbusters examine the whole "small pet getting crushed by turkey" thing?


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Somehow that reminds me of an Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode, where a lady clubs her husband to death with a pot roast. Then she puts it in the oven and cooks it, and calls the police to report finding her husband dead (in that order). The police arrive, and after an hour or so of examining the crime scene, she graciously offers them a good dinner, and they, the police, eat the murder weapon!

I think it was the single best episode of the series.

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Though, Lothar, to answer your question truthfully, any combination of "ow," "motherfucker" or "goddammit" would probably escape my mouth.


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