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yes, and yes we admit we suck.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sex: Male, complete with beard!

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Race: White; 1/2 Irish, 1/4 Dutch, 1/4 Slavic

Height: 5'11-1/2"

Job: Technical Illustrator -- I do art for math and science textbooks

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Hobbies: Art, Roleplaying/LARPing, Mini Golf!

Movies: All the genre goodies

Books: The Dark Tower, American Gods, Paradise Lost

Comic Books: Most of what DC/Vertigo puts out, plus others

Religion: Roman Catholic

Relationships: Single for 25 years

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Sex: I'm so chaste, my vagina keeps eating my underwear (see above)
Martial Status: never taken any classes
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Favorite Foods/Restaurants:I love food


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I have the feeling Uschi was mocking me but here goes:

Name: Ashley Elizabeth (ashley after one of my mom's sweetest second graders)

Sex: Female

Age: Almost 26! This July 19 anyways!

Race: White

Height: 5'2"

Job: Eighth Grade Algebra Teacher

Education: Working towards my MAT in Mathematics (masters of arts in teaching with regards to mathematics. Graduated last year with a double major in math and comp. sci.).

Hobbies: Music, exercise (ohhh the pain), reading, church

Movies: Anything that's not dark/evil/horror, everything else I like: namely romantic comedies, suspense/thrillers, and ANYTHING from the 1940s-60s. That was the golden era of film. Ain't nobody like Orson Welles.

Books: Mostly read Christian, legal thrillers/suspense...kinda got bored with mystery, and sci-fi (going to grab some more Orson Scott Card stuff this weekend although in my mind Ender returns to earth, falls madly in love with this beautiful girl, and lives happily ever after.

Comic Books: Started off with Batman and JLA....got burned out though (that and I didn't like the story line, still dont like Cassandra as batgirl!)

Religion: Southern Baptist

Relationships: Single and been that way for what......four years or so?

Children: Heck no.......not for a very.....long.......time. I have to deal with them enough during the day...SO not going to go home and put up with their mouths or sarcasm!

TV: House......what more can I say? Watch it at eight pm on Fox (channel four here in Texas). Awesome, AWESOME show! That and SNL are bout it for me. Been to busy with school to watch much of it!

Music: Hrm.....just about everything except eighties (beastie boys excluded).......it just makes me cringe when I hear it! Loooovvve Josh Groban the best atm!

Politics: Republican


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Age: 23

Race: Half Greek/half Hillbilly. Somehow this has configured into what women call "absolutely gorgeous skin".

Height: 6'5"

Job: Grocery bitch until next Thursday. Then who knows!

Education: Majors in Medical Laboratory Technology and Mechanical Engineering. No degree and a year to go on each if/when I want to go back. I treat both like plagues. Excelled in writing and speech (which shocked the hell out of me. I hate talking to people!) abilities. Wanna be a fuckin' writer.

Hobbies: Music, working out, bar hopping, reading, writing.

Movies: Citizen Kane, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, The Road to Perdition, The Shawshank Redemption, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Books: Almost anything by Gaiman. Just finished Good Omens. Great book, I recommend it. Currently starting on The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and looking to get into some spy/espionage stuff to research my book idea.

Comic Books: Stray Bullets, Fables, 100 Bullets, Planetary, Ultimates. Most everything else I read I just read for the current writer then I'm off.

Religion: hrm. None for me right now, thanks.

Relationships: Single and having a hell of a time. Wouldn't mind having a girlfriend but currently sick to death of all the scandalous hoes my age that qualify as "women".

Children: I love children! I think it's because I act like one. Once went out with a girl who told me she hated kids, so I ditched her at a party. Wouldn't mind having my own one day. With that in mind, not anytime soon.

TV: Eh. Some cartoons here and there. Not much of a TV guy.

Music: Lots of stuff. Can't really nail anything down because my music collection is so full of different types of rock. A few rap CD's but it's not really my thing. It really doesn't fit my image at all.

Politics: A little bit of both sides. Well adjusted invidual who sees bullshit every which way over the fence and won't align myself with any party.

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disco steven is a good man.

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Race: irish, scottish, english, german, french

Height: 5'3"

Job: i babysit about 40 hours a week as well as work at my dads jewelry store

Education: sophomore majoring in art with a concentration in photography

Hobbies: Music, shows, photography, friends, sleeping

Movies: any and all tim burton/danny elfman combinations, high fidelity, almost famous, wet hot american summer, etc

Books: the giver, catch 22, Listen up!, dream brother, etc.

Comic Books: OMG ALL OF THEM

Religion: defined and raised roman catholic, but i disagree with a lot of it. but am very religious

Relationships: SWINGER. or AM i...

Children: wanna get a career going. then marriage. then babies. i want 2. preferably boys.

TV: conan o'brien.

Music: weezer, the beatles, bouncing souls, against me!, the pixies, jeff buckley, elliott smith, the shins, the specials, operation ivy, sigur ros, martha reeves and the vandellas, diana ross and the supremes, etc.

Politics: wouldnt define myself in any parties cos i am all over the place for different situations.


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Ashley, 19, single

I'm a physics major at UCCS.

I live in Colorado.

I just rediscovered my love for the Mad Caddies to and from work today and tried to share that love with my car-neighbors (kidding. i turn it down at intersections. i'm not a complete ass)

I'm Jewish by blood, Roman Catholic by birth, and nothing by choice.

I draw lots of pictures, albeit not well.

Honestly, I'm pretty fucking boring. But I can hold an interesting conversation and manipulate many a mind.




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I have a reoccuring dream about corpses. It's gross and disturbing.




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Lenore is good. Ever check out Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? Another good one off Slave Labor is 'It's Science with Dr.Radium.' Funny stuff.




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name: None of your fucking Business. Spread it around too much diring the early days on the 'net. Besides, it has always been my opinion that you're not talking to the "real" me unless you're face to face with me (or on a telephone), so you don't need to know my real name and use it in an argument. Here, you're dealing with "First National Bastard", not who I am in real life. Get it?

birthdate: July 27, 1983. (Do your own fucking math)

status: single, straight male. recovering misogynist.

eyes: Hazel?

hair: long, brown with grey streaks... sometimes a beard, sometimes just a goatee and rediculous set of 70s sideburns.

location: Central Virginia. Halfway between DC and Richmond, VA

Race: White boy with ink injected into skin at certian places... with some irish, some indian, and some black back in the generations.

habits: chain smoker. Alcoholic who don't drink anymore. Hit on any female that moves.

profession: Paid bitch. Poorly paid bitch.

ideal profession: radio... or mortician.

why current profession: bills.

Tattoos: 7 and an arm. In order... Rose w/tribal (right forearm) Snake wrapped around skull and crossbones (right forearm), Black and Red Superman symbol (right ankle) Spider (left side of neck) Green Lantern symbol (Silver age... between shoulderblades) Ankh (right side of neck) Great seal of the Klingon Empire (left ankle) Grim Reaper, surrounded by flames, with a tombstone to the side reading "Not Dead Yet" that has a hand thrusting it's way up through the ground... (Left Atm, from wrist to elbow)

Religion... N/A

Politics: Liberal w/conservative leanings.

tv shows: Family Guy, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Anything on TV Land, MASH, Monkees, Titus

movies: Cannibal: The Musical, Back to the Future trilogy, Citizen Kane, Godfather 1 and 2,

music: Country from 1927-1990, Rock from 1954-1994, 60s and 70s Soul/Funk, Late 80s-Early 90s rap, some classical, the Melvins.

Oh, and by the way... I'm a comic geek, am hopelessly and unashamedly a NASCAR Freak, and have worn no shoes but Converse Chuck Taylors since 1997.




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Martial Status: never taken any classes
Hair Color: ...I can have hair? That's an option?
Hobbes (and that kid Calvin): one love
Favorite TV Shows:television is for dorks
Favorite Foods/Restaurants:I love food




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Name: Rex

Sex: 217% Man

Age: 22

Race: Mostly Human.

Height: 6'

Job: What JOB?!?!?!

Education: That's classified. I don't like talking about it much. Then people think of me in a different light.

Hobbies: Flirting.

Movies: Almost everything.

Books: Anything and everything.

Comic Books: Tom Strong. Ultimate Marvel. Private Beach. Savage Dragon.

Religion: I'm Spiritual.

Relationships: Single. But I have decent friendships with some nice ladies.

Children: Someday.

TV: Deadwood's done for the year. But I'll probably watch BG once it comes back on in July.

Music: Everything 'cept Country and Polka.

Politics: I take bits and pieces from the Big Two, yet I still think both are pretty much shit.


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Education: That's classified. I don't like talking about it much. Then people think of me in a different light.




::COUGH:: STANDFORD ::COUGH::


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I think my favorite part of this thread is finding out how tall everyone is.
Its something that I've been wondering for a while.


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Yeah, for example, TK always looked shorter than 6 ft in his pics.

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its the step-up boots.......


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Yeah, for example, TK always looked shorter than 6 ft in his pics.




'Cause I'm a double-wide.


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So you're fat?


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Not really.

I'm just... big. I'll admit I'm not in the best shape. But my body is very weird. I have a massive upper body, decent legs and thick rugby-type calves.


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And STILL...

My head is bigger than the rest of my body.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Name:Richard E Grant
Occupation:Actor
Hair:Yes
Eyes:Yes
Height:Yes
D.O.B:Sometime years ago
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How things change.
I stopped being Richard E Grant last year,I am now Buford T Justice!

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::COUGH:: STANDFORD ::COUGH::




No way....Tk's a stanford boy...I'm impressed! Way to go!


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.....its not like i'd know......


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Name:Richard E Grant
Occupation:Actor
Hair:Yes
Eyes:Yes
Height:Yes
D.O.B:Sometime years ago
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How things change.
I stopped being Richard E Grant last year,I am now Buford T Justice!




You sounded taller on the radio.

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What is this world coming to?

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...an end?

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Not really.

I'm just... big. I'll admit I'm not in the best shape. But my body is very weird. I have a massive upper body, decent legs and thick rugby-type calves.




I'm in luv....and you have those lovely dark eyes.


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Name: Jim Jackson

Sex: Male (see the pic)

Age: Dec. 8, 1964

Race: White

Height: 6'3"

Job: Management right now (I've done lots of stuff; my training is in psychological research); looking for something better, better paying, more intellectual stimulation

Education: Master's

Hobbies: music, movies, comic books, LAW AND ORDER, M*A*S*H

Movies: Sure

Books: vampire fiction, WWI, biographies, gay issues

Comic Books: X-Men, FF, Planetary

Religion: Not in any formal sense, but I do accept the concept of a Higher Power

Relationships: gay, divorced

Children: 2 daughters; intelligent, artistic, stable, happy, healthy, good citizens

TV: LAW AND ORDER, M*A*S*H, FRIENDS, Family Guy

Music: The Who

Politics: Liberal


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M*A*S*H....i'd never guess your were white


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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JIM DIVORCED?? How did I miss that one?


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Well, I dunno. Maybe you were too busy talking about yourself to notice.


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I'm in luv....and you have those lovely dark eyes.




If you were Janice Jackson, it woulda been ON, girl!



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Well, I dunno. Maybe you were too busy talking about yourself to notice.


But what does she do for a living????

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