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OK, I totally ripped this off of Tequila, who totally ripped this off another board. 
I thought someone started up a RKMB edition when I first came here, but I can't find it, so I am starting a new one.
For those of you not familiar with this game, I will leave at least two options. You will pick one, and then leave at least two of your own.
The content is up to you, but it should be comic book related in some way.
Now I will attempt to get this started. Again. (I didn't start the last one, and I would resurect it if I could find it, but I can't.)
You get to be Y The Last Man, but all the women look like Cher
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You get to be X The Last Woman, but all the men look like Michael Jackson
Pick one...
Leave one!!!
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X the last woman with a box of new dildos.
Which affliction would you rather be cursed with?
Rogue's inability to touch any other living thing without potentially killing it?
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Rogue's...there's always some way to cover up while still enjoying personal contact.
Which ultra-convoluted continuity (past, present, and future) would you rather have the job of "straightening out":
The X-Men, with their multiple past storylines/subplots and almost endless "possible" futures that are part of the continuity?
OR!!!
The Legion Of The Superheroes, complete with past continuity, multiple re-starts, deaths, retconned death, re-creations, etc?
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Oi. They're both hopeless. But in the end I'll pick X-Men.
The total shit Marvel/DC Crossover books never existing
Or
Those dumbass attempts at trying to make a good story with both Spawn and Batman.
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Second one, randomly. I don't care for or about crossovers since they're not in continuity.
Pariah especially:
Which would you rather:
becoming Joker in all ways and even having Harley Quinn and eventually going to hell
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getting into heaven when you die?
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*sigh* You must be in a bad mood or sumthin'......Being Joker, having Harley, and going to hell.
Batman's pro-abortion
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Batman's a child molestor
(Yikes. Dunno where that came from.)
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pro abortion. I can at least see merit in that at times.
actually, I'm in a rather good mood.
catwoman replaced by Hello Kitty
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poison ivy replaced with a fern?
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Catwoman replaced by Hello Kitty cuz' she irritates me either way. Ivy's cool as she is.
So wait.....Do you normally try to give me a hard time during a good mood or a bad one? I'm confused.
Batman written by Seigmond Freud
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"So wait.....Do you normally try to give me a hard time during a good mood or a bad one?"
Yes.
Q: who is Moulten Marsten?
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He's the psychiatrist who made Wonder Woman and was obsessed with fem-domination.
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Oh. I'll let someone else pick. 'Cause I don't give a fuck.
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No one else is around!
Arg! I'll just make a new one.
Oracle eats Spoiler after she kills her
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Bane becomes mayor of Gotham
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nope. still don't give a fuck. Time for bed anyhow.
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I'm sure you didn't give a fuck the first post you made in this thread but you posted anyway.
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different. now I don't have one to post myself.
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Bane becomes mayor of Gotham
This thread continues on like normal
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Paraih and Uschi continue to use as a personal chat room.
Putting the "fun" back in Fundamentalist Christian Dogma.
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This thread becomes normal (Do I really need an explaination?)
Lois Lane being killed
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Lois Lane being a mother?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Lois Lane being killed cuz' she's a bitch.
And because I refuse to leave Batman alone...
A complex geometric shape of love and sexual tension you would only see in anime involving Batman in the middle of Talia, Selina, and Diana.
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Talia, Diana, and Selina decide to let bygones be bygones and share Batman. Wonder Woman would get him on Sundays and Tuesdays. Talia would get him on Mondays and Wednesdays. Finally, Selina would get him on Thursdays and Saturdays. The Friday night girl would be decided by ro-sham-bo or if the mood is right, paper-rock-scissors
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Threesomes always leave someone being dissatisfied, Pariah, so I'd go for the latter.
The Atom gets squished by Amazo
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Aquaman gets his head bitten off by Despero.
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You're no fun Dave.
The Atom squished by Amazo. I've been waiting for something to that effect to happen to Palmer.
Alfred was a Flying Ace for England during World War 2
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Aunt May was a junkie prostitute in her younger days
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Batman written by Seigmond Freud
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Batman written by Moulten Marsten
Marsten. If Freud wrote it, we would constantly be reading about how much Bruce wanted to fuck his mother.
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This thread continues on like normal
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What's wrong with you people? Pariah and Uschi are what make this thread go. It's almost like the good old days. Now, if only we could get Tequila and G2P to join us over here...
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Who do you prefer reading about?
The Ultimate X-Men Jean who fucks anyone.
or
The X-Men Cyclops who fucks anyone who looks like Jean.
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Rob Liefeld doing a sequel to Watchmen
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Alan Moore doing porno. Why Liefeld is still in the business is one of the greatest mysteries in the business.
Throw as many frozen snowballs as you want at Todd McFarlane's genitals?
OR????
Unlimited gut-punches to a prone Joe Madueira?
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Throw as many frozen snowballs as you want at Todd McFarlane's genitals?
Superman: For Tomorrow
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Batman: Broken City
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Throw as many frozen snowballs as you want at Todd McFarlane's genitals?
Superman: For Tomorrow
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Batman: Broken City
Broken City, I was at least able to finish that one in order to be disapointed.
Sid Hoffman
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Sid Frenchman
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Not just porno. LESBIAN porno. With fairy tales characters.
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Broken City, I was at least able to finish that one in order to be disapointed.
Sid Hoffman
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Sid Frenchman
I dunno who they are, but Sid Frenchman.
Superheroine beauty pagent
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Hero Olympics
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Hero Olympics. And Batman wins 'cause he had time to prepare.
Lucifer strolls back into heaven since God's not there to stop him, effectively ending all universes and the series suddenly ends
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Vertigo is put under the editorial command of DC and it goes to soap opera hell and becomes shit like Batman nowadays?
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Uhhhhh.........The first one...?
Being the activist that she is, Wonder Woman demonstrates to a class of middle school kids how to put on a condom
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Poison Ivy has to chase Smurfs away from her garden
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Poison Ivy chasing the Smurfs. I imagine her getting her ass handed to her like Gargamel did.
A new Ambush Bug series set during the Holocaust?
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A new Sandman series where Morpheus is a proctologist?
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Not just porno. LESBIAN porno. With fairy tales characters.
I was referring to Alan Moore actually BEING a real life porn star, as an alternative to Liefeld's Watchmen.
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A new Ambush Bug series set during the Holocaust?
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A new Sandman series where Morpheus is a proctologist?
Ha! Morpheus a proctologist.
A teaming of The Question and Batman
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Harley and Wonder Woman
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Question and Batman.
Killing off Batman.
Killing off Superman.
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Duh! Superman.
Superman putting both Stalin and Hitler in jail during two panels worth of story
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Captain America punching Hitler as a cover
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Cap punching Hitler.
Who would you bring back to life:
Bucky
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Jason Todd.
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Neither. But since I have to pick: Bucky.
Joker starts killing people on Atlantis
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Joker starts killing people on Paradise Island
Joker rampages are the best. 
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Atlantis, I want to see him in a fishbowl helmet!
DC buys Marvel
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Ah fuck! They're both going to hell in a hand basket.........DC buys Marvel since it's not in AS BAD a shape yet.
Diana and Talia fight over Bruce by drinking under the table. Their high tolerance is their own downfall as they get drop dead drunk, end up in a motel, wake up with hangovers the size of planets, and realizing they did something they wish they hadn't
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The women of the Bat family and female villians of Gotham decide to get together to make some hardcore lesbian porn
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Hardcore Gotham lesbian porn. The more the merrier!
Michael Jackson writing Teen Titans?
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Bill O'Reilly writing Wonder Woman?
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