#77283
2003-03-07 5:11 AM
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I be looking for ya here.
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#77284
2003-03-07 5:12 AM
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No flood control make Jake happy.
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#77285
2003-03-07 5:12 AM
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2003-03-07 5:13 AM
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2003-03-07 5:13 AM
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2003-03-07 5:13 AM
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#77289
2003-03-07 5:14 AM
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#77290
2003-03-07 5:14 AM
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The cat is planning evil things.
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#77291
2003-03-07 5:16 AM
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#77292
2003-03-07 5:17 AM
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One day Jake gonna eat cat.
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#77293
2003-03-07 5:17 AM
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But cat is wiley and hard to catch.
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#77294
2003-03-07 5:18 AM
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#77295
2003-03-07 5:18 AM
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#77296
2003-03-07 5:19 AM
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Cats like broccoli right?
[ 03-07-2003, 01:19 AM: Message edited by: Ultimate Jaburg53 ]
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#77297
2003-03-07 5:20 AM
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Holey fucking shit dude it's past 1 o'clock.
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#77298
2003-03-07 5:21 AM
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I have been tricked by the cat.
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#77299
2003-03-07 5:21 AM
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#77300
2003-03-07 5:49 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Cats like broccoli right?
You had to edit that one?
Had a cat once. Tasted like chicken.
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#77301
2003-03-07 7:28 AM
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Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#77302
2003-03-07 8:53 AM
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#77303
2003-03-07 8:53 AM
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![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) [ 03-07-2003, 04:54 AM: Message edited by: The Creech ]
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#77304
2003-03-07 8:57 AM
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You know what else sucks big ones???
Kittens suck big ones.
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#77305
2003-03-07 9:12 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by The Creech:
Trans Met Sux BIG ONES!
That fucking bastard Ellis rips off everything in Transmet. I had that on a fridge magnet fucking 8 years ago.
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#77306
2003-03-07 11:22 AM
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Your magnet on his fridge.
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#77307
2003-03-07 11:51 AM
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Its like that with the chimpfucker joke, and the "don't trust something that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die" joke. Ellis ripped them off. It wasn't his material. Fuckhead rips off material to pad his crap, and won't finish his good stuff.
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#77308
2003-03-07 12:05 PM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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#77309
2003-03-07 1:22 PM
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Uh oh during my absense the Shanty of Solitude has been invaded.
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#77310
2003-03-08 3:12 AM
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Quit staring at my bump it's not polite.
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#77311
2003-03-08 4:40 AM
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Oh. I didn't see you here. Um, howdy. Why are you in my closet?
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#77312
2003-03-08 4:46 AM
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I am in everybodys closet thats my superpower.
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#77313
2003-03-08 4:54 AM
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Ok. I have superpowered underwear. Yeah. They don't do much but pud around. I tried to kill them but to no avail. Stupid invunerability. Stupid no such thing as kryptonite.
Ok, I don't really get the picture bit so I'm just haphazarding and want to see if it worked. 'Cause I don't like to look up answers in, say, FAQ places. But if someone laughs at me I'll track them down and bite their face. Remember, I'm a detective. I could really do that.
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#77314
2003-03-08 4:56 AM
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Oh lord! That worked out really fucking well, didn't it? Wrinkled old monkey ass! Belgium!
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#77315
2003-03-08 4:57 AM
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#77316
2003-03-08 12:16 PM
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This Town Needs an Enema!!!
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#77317
2003-03-09 4:39 AM
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Where've I been? The real question, sir, is where HAVEN'T I been. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) No. I'm kidding. I've been not here. I went back in time yesterday. I don't remember when I came from though. I guess that's supposed to be secret. Or maybe I'm nutty. Or both. Who's to judge? My job blows. But my sister is going to have her kid by next Friday! Whee! And the weather's been pretty fucking nice. I'm taking my nephiews on a picknick tomorrow. That should be fun. Oh, the sweetist car was at the store today. It was like a Cruella DeVil car or something. All chrome though. It was TIGHT! And I figured whoever would drive it must be all slick or something. Like a three-piece suit or some shit. Totally decked out. Know what? The guy was wearing fucking SWEATPANTS, a hole-filled and stained t-shirt, white "retard" sneakers, and a fucking porkpie hat. I wanted to kick him for being disrespectful to his car. Fucking commie bastard. <warning: the rest of this is a personal rant. if you don't give a shit, don't bother to read it. As a girl, just thinking about stuff doesn't suffice - I have to 'sat' it to someone. Even if they don't listen.> This sucks so much. I wish my dad could land a job. He's been unemployed since 9-11... got laid off. He's sold all his stocks and used all my parent's retirement money. They're fucking BROKE. We used to be upper-middle class, now they get foodstamps. He's working sometimes as a substitute janitor... but that pays less than MY job. It makes me worry, you know? What happens if they can't support themselves? We have no health insurance or anything anymore... I mean, do I need to start providing for my parents now? What happens when they get too old to be in the workforce anymore? I just started College... do I need to house my parents? What is expected? It's so confusing. It's not supposed to be like this. They're supposed to get old, retire, move to Florida in a condo or something... not lose all their money, be living off the government, be jobless and (because the city is expanding the road they live in to a highway) houseless... Money was the only thing my dad ever gave to us. What the fuck now? God damn mother fucking terrorists can eat me. <alright. that's it.>
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#77318
2003-03-09 4:53 AM
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I just have to ask is your fathers unemployment directly related to the terrorist attacks or indirectly?
Either way it really fucking sucks. I truly hope it works out for the best for your family.
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#77319
2003-03-09 4:55 AM
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BTW What the fucking fuck is a "Fucking porkpie hat"?
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#77320
2003-03-09 5:37 AM
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My dad is in a similar boat, but he found a job recently which he really likes. Still, at 60 he shouldn't be working.
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#77321
2003-03-09 6:52 PM
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He got laid off somewhat indirectly. After the plane shit then everyone was losing jobs and since he was a really high paid senior employee, he got the boot. The company couldn't afford him anymore. That's also one of the reasons he hasn't gotten hired anywhere else.
It's kinda his fault though. About six months ago he was offered a job in, like, Arizona or something and didn't take it because he wanted to 'stay around and do stuff with us (his kids)'. Um, yeah, Thanks so fucking much, Dad. He hasn't had a relationship with me since I was fucking born. He might as well move the hell away.
Anyhoo, a porkpie hat, unless I'm mistaken, is like one of those newsboy hats. Like, wool or something and the top of the hat comes and attatches to the brim. Very british-jackass like. Arthur might wear one. I usually picture people wearing them on Vespas or something. Quite gay hats, really. Er, they're really hard to describe. If you want an example, I think one of those Cadmus clone kids wears one in the Death of Superman books. When people wear them I want to stick a 'Kick Me' sign on their back. Or maybe a 'Stab Me' sign.
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#77322
2003-03-09 10:06 PM
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Oh, yeah! I got back from the park. It sucked. All the kids in the fucking WORLD were bumming around. And I can't even begin to tell you how many insane parents were there. There were people from the weiner dads who followed their kids around to be sure they didn't get hurt or do anything even remotely resembling fun, to the psycho mothers basically shouting, "Play on the swings now! Have FUN, God damn it!! PLAY!!! ...little fuckers... GO DOWN THE FUCKING SLIDE, fer chrissakes!" Oh, and one woman with no control at all, "AJ! A! J! Stop IGNORING me!!!" Entertaining, but only to a point. Plus their bastard spawn were everywhere and it made it difficult to run around with my nephiews. So I ended up just watching them play. Fucking parks.... I gotta take them during a schoolday or something.
Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to cart-wrangler land I go...
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