Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus


This is a perfect example of how DC is unwilling to make Superman into a viable character. Making him asexual? How very realistic! That's really gonna grab the crowd, DC! Way to go!


Or maybe DC doesn't want Superman autographing Typhoid Mary's titties, see as she's a MARVEL CHARACTER!!!

Jeez...


Pretty defensive there, Joe. Maybe DC is writing you as an asexual, as well? Hmmm....


Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:

1) Be scathing and/or caustic

2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry

3) Involve the following things:
a ) Me
b ) Your wife
c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word
d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it

I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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