Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:
1) Be scathing and/or caustic
2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry
3) Involve the following things: a ) Me b ) Your wife c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it
I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...
OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING YOU REPUBLINAZI!!