Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:

1) Be scathing and/or caustic

2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry

3) Involve the following things:
a ) Me
b ) Your wife
c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word
d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it

I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...


OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING YOU REPUBLINAZI!!

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I had asexual encounter with your wife!