Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Listen, you. I have to be up at 5am to play golf tomorrow, so I don't have the time to give you the response you so richly deserve. So make one up for yourself. It should:

1) Be scathing and/or caustic

2) Hurt your feelings and/or make you cry

3) Involve the following things:
a ) Me
b ) Your wife
c ) Some use of the word "asexual," either the proper use of it or a play on the word
d ) The Boston Red Sox, if you can manage it

I look forward to you hurting your own feelings on my behalf...



OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING YOU REPUBLINAZI!!


Thank you and, for the record, I broke 100 on my first day out this season.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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