You: Hola! Stranger: hola You: como estas? Stranger: estoy muy bien. y tu? You: muy bien tambien! You: donde vives? Stranger: vivo en los estados unidos. donde vives? You: en los estados unidos tambien. You: en california Stranger: que interesante Stranger: yo vivo en ohio You: que bien. cuál es tu raza? Stranger: soy blanco You: Good, I hate Mexicans. Your conversational partner has disconnected. HA HA HA HA HA! EPIC
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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