You: hiya!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f korea
You: 19 f cambodia
You: onyonghaseyo!
Stranger: oh ~ very good
You: ne pongu yo
You: SHANG NI MAH!
You: BOBOL GESEKIYO!
You: i cant spell fer shit
You: sorry
You: usa
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but
You: bobol eggie?
You: i have the patience of a tiger
You: i will wait
Stranger: thanks
You: brigede?
You: i also have the genitals of a moose
Stranger: i can't your languge
You: oh okay
You: i forgive you
You: i can't your language either
Stranger: ok
You: onyangkaihaseyo!
You: that's "goodbye" right?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye
Stranger: giggle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...i liked the "giggle"

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"