Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You check out a girl they call you a pig.
Don't check out a girl and they call you gay.
What's a guy to do?


Check out the girl.

Pigs are great. They make great pets, they donate blood and body parts, and can find mushrooms. Hippies call police officers "pigs" because pigs have authority, like police officers.

So you have no reason to get sad for getting called pig.

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