Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy

I prefer having a faster means of responding to assailants than verbal reassurance that police are on their way.


sexual assurance?




I'm not offended or anything, but just curious: where did I say this?

I mean, if I said it I'd remember it... wouldn't I?


Maybe I said it, and then Superman made the earth spin in reverse and erased history, and this was some alternate future Wonder Boy.