I once farted during a company meeting with the CEO, his secretary, half of the marketing department, and the company's legal consultant. It was a stealth fart so nobody knew who did it.
I bet many of them are thinking that it was the CEO or the really hot chick from marketing. Cuz if it was just the no-name graphics artist, it's not interesting. Rank and file employees fart all the time. Beautiful women and multimillionaires, on the other hand, have buttholes that filter gas and convert it so that farts come out smelling like scented oils and bath candles.
