I had a colostomy years ago. I have to keep a plastic bag over the opening so there's no smell.
I always suspected that you were so full of shit that it would require surgery to get it out of you.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."