http://newswatch28.com/aquarium-employee-fired-for-sleeping-with-a-walrus/

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Aquarium employee fired for sleeping with a walrus

The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.


9 year olds, dude.