The angel forgot to say "You take care now, and God bless."

One of my former employers was excused from jury duty by mentioning she thinks the whole system is corrupt. Now a possible juror backs a judge into a corner better than a lawyer backs a witness into a corner. What about the doctrine of clean hands?


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.