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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!