What is this feeling? What is this.....pleasurable sensation....
....Why, I believe it's Schaudenfreude!
What the fuck do you think is gonna happen when you associate with the Democratic party you stupid fucks? Your opinion matters even less to the DNC than my opinion does to the slightly less corrupt GOP--and that's saying a lot.
Colonel fans either consist of aging, doddering hipster ideologues or clueless college campus millennials, and so it's no surprise that they're surprised about something so unsurprising.
