Welcome to the club, Pariah...please wait 4 to 6 weeks for your Gay membership card to arrive....It will instruct you on :

Musicals you must listen to.

Great online sites to meet a man..or a woman..or whatever it is you are seeking....

Terrific discounts on drinks at selected bars, sex clubs, and a $2.00 locker at the baths on Tuesdays and Thursdays!

Congratulations, Pariah..You are one of us now....

"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your

death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.