... Bruce Wayne and Black Widow ...


It is revealed that Joker is 100% stereotypically Canadian

or

Joker dies from anal beads and is never brought back or mentioned again. Barbara Gordon is given back the use of her legs and becomes Batgirl, Jason Todd and Sarah Essen are brought back from the dead, and Harley Quinn is left in comic book limbo forever.


In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker