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Joker goes on a bender.


Talia and Catwoman get into a sexy violent Lazarus Pit fight that goes on for hours because they both keep coming back to life

or

Joker inherits the Phoenix Force


In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker