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Posted By: Prometheus Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 7:34 PM
Holographic Tupac. This is amazing tech. Don't tell me the military doesn't have some of this tech. This is too perfected.

Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 7:39 PM
They used it to make it look like a jumbo jet crashed into the Pentagon.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 8:32 PM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
They used it to make it look like a jumbo jet crashed into the Pentagon.


It was so well done the hundred thousand people stuck in traffic swear they saw that jumbo jet.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 8:48 PM
I honestly don't know why I bother posting anything but trolling. I could have timed how predictable the "jokes" are. Try and look past your butthurt feelings over past failures and focus on the point I was trying to make. None of you are surprised about that level of tech? To maintain such a substantial holographic projection for that long? THAT'S fucking impressive.

 Originally Posted By: Standard Response #101
Sandy vagina, Pro was mean and hurt my fweelings, passive-aggressive personal attacks, Blah, blah, blah...


Jeezus, you're a bunch of fucking children...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 8:51 PM
BTW Rob, why do you bother posting under your "Jaburg" ID at all?
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 9:09 PM
Wow, Pro, you can fuck with other people; but no one can fuck with you? It was a joke, man. I thought you would have understood that. We both know that you didn't think holograms were used on the Pentagon attacks.


































It was the Twin Towers.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-16 11:45 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I honestly don't know why I bother posting anything but trolling. I could have timed how predictable the "jokes" are. Try and look past your butthurt feelings over past failures and focus on the point I was trying to make. None of you are surprised about that level of tech? To maintain such a substantial holographic projection for that long? THAT'S fucking impressive.

 Originally Posted By: Standard Response #101
Sandy vagina, Pro was mean and hurt my fweelings, passive-aggressive personal attacks, Blah, blah, blah...


Jeezus, you're a bunch of fucking children...


It's actually not that new. Japan has had this tech for years.

Using it to project holographic soiled panties over their cities.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 12:04 AM
That Godzilla guy.... hologram.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 12:22 AM
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 12:53 AM
I remember that press conference. They brought out the holographic Bill Clinton to sign the bill into law with Obama.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 12:55 AM
"Oh, wow! It's just like Clinton was there to help execute the power of the Office of the President just like he never left after the 90's."
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 1:48 AM


Looks like she's not fighting it.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 1:50 AM
HEY!!! This thread has NOTHING to do with Jem and her amazing back-up band!!!

FUCK YOU PRO!!!










































































(Was that predictable? And is your wife available yet? )
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 1:55 AM
Jem is outrageous!

Truly, truly, truly outrageous!
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 1:55 AM
Jem!
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 3:14 AM
Pfft. Edward Norton already did the hologram thing with Jessica Biel.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 4:30 AM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
FUCK YOU PRO!!!
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 5:52 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I WILL FUCK YOU PRO!!!


Lothar, that's gay.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 6:02 AM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I WILL FUCK YOU PRO!!!


Lothar, that's gay.

Yeah. Your altered post makes Joe look gay.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 6:16 AM
"Look"?
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 7:17 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People


Looks like she's not fighting it.


Kinda pale, isn't he? Is that the vampire Obama?
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 7:18 AM
(cue Wonder Boy and G-man)
Posted By: allan1 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 11:21 AM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People


Looks like she's not fighting it.


Kinda pale, isn't he? Is that the vampire Obama?




I don't think so.He's not sparkling.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 4:34 PM
Another reason why this really isn't that big of a surprise to anyone who's been awake for the past decade is that it was already done on national TV six years ago.

Posted By: Glacier16 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 4:55 PM
Posted By: Glacier16 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 4:58 PM
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 6:36 PM
 Originally Posted By: Glacier16


\:lol\:
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 6:38 PM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Another reason why this really isn't that big of a surprise to anyone who's been awake for the past decade is that it was already done on national TV six years ago.



I didn't see any dead people reanimated using nearly perfect holo-tech in this video. I only saw cartoons. I'm sure that wasn't your point, though...
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-17 7:14 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Another reason why this really isn't that big of a surprise to anyone who's been awake for the past decade is that it was already done on national TV six years ago.



It's extremely difficult for me to realize that technology can advance in six years time...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 12:05 AM
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 12:18 AM
If I really wanted to be an ass, I would have pointed out to you that it really isn't a hologram.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 12:18 AM
Oops.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 12:26 AM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 12:34 AM
Seriously, the ability to make lifelike 3D animation has been around since Lord of the Rings. The optical illusion they used to display it is about 400 years old.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 12:26 PM
yeah, it's called Pepper's ghost. A 16th century 2D optical illusion technique named after Tony Stark's assistant.

Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 6:35 PM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Seriously, the ability to make lifelike 3D animation has been around since Lord of the Rings. The optical illusion they used to display it is about 400 years old.


And yet, it's not been used as efficiently and flawlessly until now. Stop trying to passive-aggressive your way out of this. You're still butthurt over the 9/11 thread, so anytime you can get a jab in, you take your shot. We all get that. No one is surprised. Like I said before, I expected as much from this place.

Meanwhile, the technology is still fucking impressive. That was my point. But, you've made yours. You want more trolling and less normal threads. Gotcha.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 7:14 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
And yet, it's not been used as efficiently and flawlessly until now.


Yes it has. It's that a bunch of people with Twitter feeds just saw it for the first time while they were on X. This is no different than a band you've been listening to for years finally getting some radio and TV airplay. Everyone thinks they've discovered something that's been around long beforehand.

 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Stop trying to passive-aggressive your way out of this. You're still butthurt over the 9/11 thread, so anytime you can get a jab in, you take your shot. We all get that. No one is surprised. Like I said before, I expected as much from this place.


Wow. Looks like I'm not the one whose feelings got hurt over the 9/11 thread. It was a jab, yes; but no different than the millions of jokes you've made implying that Grimm and I are gay for each other. It's just a joke (plus, you missed our anniversary). It's one that I made because you provided the opening with the military comment in your original post. The joke fit. That's all. Did you miss my other jokes at other posters?

Have you been trolling Wondy so long that you've turned into him? Are you going see every little joke as a personal attack against you? You've known me long enough to know that I don't take anything on the internet as personal. Nor do I expect you to.

 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Meanwhile, the technology is still fucking impressive. That was my point. But, you've made yours. You want more trolling and less normal threads. Gotcha.


I've seen it before. It's getting a big push in telecommunications as a new way to do important board-meeting like conference calls. Also, it's been used by magicians and amusement parks alike for decades. The software that made Tupac is really the only high-tech aspect of this. Again, Hollywood has been perfecting that since the late 80's. So, if you want to actually discuss something, discuss it. Don't get made when one liners are the only response to your one line post.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 7:29 PM
Again, for clarification, it's not a hologram. It's a projection onto a transparent surface on the stage. There is no 3-D construct on stage, just a 2-D image of a 3-D computer rendered character (like in a video game or movie) that is just given the appearance of 3-D through an optical illusion that's been in use for 400 years.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 7:50 PM
I am impressed with the advancements in computer generated negros. It means we no longer need real ones.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 7:51 PM
Compare that with Japan's attempts to create CG representations of Asian men, which are so poor that they don't even look like men.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 7:51 PM
Wonder Boy is waiting on the holographic boat to take them all back to Africa.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-18 7:52 PM
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 3:14 AM
What does Battle Royale have to do with this?
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 3:18 AM
Battle-what?
Posted By: allan1 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 6:30 AM
What's a battle?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 10:20 AM
Shut the fuck up Donny.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 11:16 AM
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Shut the fuck up Lothar.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 4:49 PM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
It was a jab, yes; but no different than the millions of jokes you've made implying that Grimm and I are gay for each other. It's just a joke (plus, you missed our anniversary). It's one that I made because you provided the opening with the military comment in your original post. The joke fit. That's all.


Fair enough, then. I took it out of context. I think I just lumped you in with Jake's normal bitching. I apologize for misunderstanding.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 4:49 PM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Wonder Boy is waiting on the holographic boat to take them all back to Africa.


\:lol\: \:lol\:
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 4:49 PM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy


\:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 4:57 PM
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 4:59 PM
LOL! Ha!!
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 5:19 PM
If you want to know the basics of how the illusion works, here you go:

Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 5:39 PM
It's been around for centuries but nobody's used it for porn yet, damnit.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 5:50 PM
wait, he said the light won't work on blacks, how did they do it for Tupac?
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 6:08 PM
The biggest secret of the Gangsta Rapper world has been reveal. Tupac's Mexican.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 6:29 PM
They used to refer to him as La Tupacabras
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 6:43 PM
\:lol\:
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 6:55 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
It was a jab, yes; but no different than the millions of jokes you've made implying that Grimm and I are gay for each other. It's just a joke (plus, you missed our anniversary). It's one that I made because you provided the opening with the military comment in your original post. The joke fit. That's all.


Fair enough, then. I took it out of context. I think I just lumped you in with Jake's normal bitching. I apologize for misunderstanding.


I commented on Doc's comment, not yours. It wasn't a "bitch" either.

You're just an oversensitive ass.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-19 9:33 PM
Says the guy who took a difference of opinion and spread it out over a dozen threads. Right. \:lol\:
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 1:30 AM
You're delusional. You took every difference of opinion as a personal attack.

All I did was use a little humor and made you look like an ass in the process.

Leave the boards. You obviously don't have what it takes to post with the rest of us anymore.

Go start a blog and disable the comments. You'll be happier.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 1:32 AM
Doc, do you know Pro's wife?

Can you call her and ask her to install netnanny on the computers in the home so baby boy stops getting so butt hurt?
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 1:34 AM
I don't mean to embarrass you Pro, but you are just not mature enough to enjoy adult content.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 2:06 AM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Says the guy who took a difference of opinion and spread it out over a dozen threads.


Fact.

 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg


Fact.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 2:09 AM
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Doc, do you know Pro's wife? I can't ever hope to match him intellectually, so I want to bring his family into this...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 2:09 AM
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I don't mean to embarrass you Pro


The only person you embarrass is yourself, "Jake". Each and every time you throw a fit...
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 2:33 AM
Are you still here?
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 6:33 AM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor


Kanye's body was later found riddled with hologram bullet holes.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 6:56 AM
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-20 6:29 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus


We got into a discussion the other day about how terrible of an idea it was to put the holodeck on ships considering that at least 25% of the time that it's used ends with catastrophic results. Seriously, who were the lazy fucks that designed the damn thing without making sure that the computer couldn't create a sentient program that'll try and take over the ship?
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-21 1:16 AM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus


We got into a discussion the other day about how terrible of an idea it was to put the holodeck on ships considering that at least 25% of the time that it's used ends with catastrophic results. Seriously, who were the lazy fucks that designed the damn thing without making sure that the computer couldn't create a sentient program that'll try and take over the ship?


Charles Xavier. See? He's in that picture! See also: Cerebro.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-21 3:57 AM
Yeah, I always hated the idea that the "safety protocols" of the Holodeck could be switched off by two senior officers command codes. I mean, come on....since when do they install training simulators on aircraft carriers that use live ammo?

The whole idea of the holodeck is one of the most brilliant Trek techs we've seen since the franchise began in the 60's. But, for fucksake, the execution most of the time is just shit. Neither the writers nor the producers were on the same page as to what it's all about. Wesley Fucking Crusher falls like a pussy into a pool of water in the holodeck. When he comes out of the holodeck, he's still soaked and dripping water everywhere. WTF? How does the water remain outside the holodeck? It's fucking holograms, dawg!!

I love/hate the holodeck as an idea...
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-21 7:33 AM
I'm always reminded of the stand-up comic at the end of Trekkies. "This IS Counselor Troi!"

If Star Trek actually reflected humanity, the guy with the worst job on the Enterprise would be the dude who had to clean the holodeck.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-21 8:17 AM
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-21 8:28 PM
Holy shit! Earthquake!
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-26 3:36 AM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I honestly don't know why I bother posting anything but trolling. I could have timed how predictable the "jokes" are. Try and look past your butthurt feelings over past failures and focus on the point I was trying to make. None of you are surprised about that level of tech? To maintain such a substantial holographic projection for that long? THAT'S fucking impressive.

 Originally Posted By: Standard Response #101
Sandy vagina, Pro was mean and hurt my fweelings, passive-aggressive personal attacks, Blah, blah, blah...


Jeezus, you're a bunch of fucking children...
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
BTW Rob, why do you bother posting under your "Jaburg" ID at all?


Who was trolling who here? I responded to the Doc, with no thought about Pro, all of a sudden Pro cries, then for some reason my name gets mentioned.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-26 6:52 AM
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I honestly don't know why I bother posting anything but trolling. I could have timed how predictable the "jokes" are. Try and look past your butthurt feelings over past failures and focus on the point I was trying to make. None of you are surprised about that level of tech? To maintain such a substantial holographic projection for that long? THAT'S fucking impressive.

 Originally Posted By: Standard Response #101
Sandy vagina, Pro was mean and hurt my fweelings, passive-aggressive personal attacks, Blah, blah, blah...


Jeezus, you're a bunch of fucking children...
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
BTW Rob, why do you bother posting under your "Jaburg" ID at all?


Who was trolling who here? I responded to the Doc, with no thought about Pro, all of a sudden Pro cries, then for some reason my name gets mentioned.


Oh for fuckssake, man, let it go! You got bitchhurt because I pointed out your passive-aggressive whining. Get over yourself.

Fucking-A...what a woman.

 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Gayburg53
YOU WERE TROLLING ME AND NOW I'M GONNA POST YOUR PICTURE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I'M JUST JOKING OH NO WAIT I'M SERIOUS AND ANGRY CUZ YOU SAID MY NAME AND I'M FREAKING OUT AGAIN!!


Grow a pair and stop menstruating all over the boards, you whiny bitch. I'm sure I'm not the only one bored with it...
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-26 6:55 AM
I'm not passive aggressive.

I've had no problem speaking/typing up.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-26 7:00 AM
Also, I'm not angry.

I also have no problem with my name which is my name.

I just think that you use it because you think it bothers people.

It's not just a me thing, it's an opinion from watching you target others as well.

If I'm wrong about that, I'm wrong.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Holy holograms! - 2012-04-27 5:20 AM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor


Kanye's body was later found riddled with hologram bullet holes.

\:lol\:
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