I leave for a little while and everything gets all convoluted.

no more than usual.

I wasn't around for the convolution part!

or so you say. . .

"I know notheeeng!!!"

convolution needs to be a ppv nsme

I concur!

To fill you in on the most relevent part to you, PenWing is on the DL, and he'll be staying there indefinitely.

Now go win more matches!

Sammitch is el stupido!