Here Once again is everyone's favorite thread......just less G-Gay and more Douche!
Since rexgaydust started the last one of these I'll make fun of him!
Fucks A Sock!
Chews with his mouth open
Loves my Pictures from Ogrish.com
Has never loved anyone or anything in his life
Wouldn't know a sheep if it were standing right next to him
Makes Brain Dead inphants look smart
needs to check the spelling of infants!
Is right, Even though i knew I spelt it wrong was to lasy to figure it our.
Anyways now for the insult. Likes to beat up little bunnies.
Thinks he is a little bunny
Drinks cheap whiskey out of his mom's diaphram.
Drinks breast milk right from the tap
So dumb he can't even spell "tap"
Is so dumb doesn't realize I spelt Tap correctly
tap
1. A valve and spout used to regulate delivery of a fluid at the end of a pipe.
2. A plug for a bunghole; a spigot.
3.
1. Liquor drawn from a spigot.
2. Liquor of a particular brew, cask, or quality.
4. Medicine. The removal of fluid from a body cavity: a spinal tap.
5. A tool for cutting an internal screw thread.
6. A makeshift terminal in an electric circuit.
7. A wiretap.
Is so dumb he thinks Mount Rushmore is an exhibit at the Pro Football Hall of Fame
the last three posters don't seem to realize that this is not the "predict the next poster" thread. Nevertheless, you were all wrong.
Makes "scum of the earth" look good!
No sir, he doesn't like it.
is confused... Oakley likes it anyway he can get it.
likes oakley's sloppy seconds
Cleans up after Oakley's sloppy thirds
he watches, then cries from jealousy
Is so ugly his face stops clocks--atomic clocks
Got kicked out of his trailer home for being racist.
Is projecting his own racist attitudes onto someone else
took the pic after I analy raped him
Takes quaaludes like they were vitamins
takes it from him, like it was a vitamin
Takes the wrong exit whenever he's driving on the highway
Is required to wear a helmet at all times.
rode a 3 seater bus to school, yeah, he's extra special
His face looks like it got hit with a hot bag of nickles.
wishes someone would hit his face with a hot sack.
of testicles.
Wished his testicles would finally drop.
Forgot they did when he was licking 'em last night.
Has mistaken me for his uncle.
Well, hello there Mr. 9. Long time no see..
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THE Bastard said:
Well, hello there Mr. 9. Long time no see..
Prague!
I see you've been dinking...
Ex-Cel-Lent!!!
aced his english teacher, mr hardin's oral exam
plays with words because no one will play with him
plays with himself, no one else will play with him
plays with.... himself. because he likes to.
plays with legos because they build character
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Here Once again is everyone's favorite thread......just less G-Gay and more Douche!
Since rexgaydust started the last one of these I'll make fun of him!
Fucks A Sock!
Stating a fact is not insulting.
should have called himself rexgaydust99%
Yeah but I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Can't recall whether he drank the bottles full of booze or full of piss.
...was drinking with TTT if piss was involved...
has too much compassion for scum like me.
Was raped by Rob........and liked it.
licked him clean when rob was done
documented it on video and DVD!
Is a pedophilic sympathizer.
can't count past 10 and therefore doesn't realize 18 is not child molestation.
Nice sig by the way......you really might want to think about that one though if you feel like you want to continue posting in this forum.....I have been very tame with you.....but say the word and I unleash Hell.
psst... he said "sixteen," not eighteen.
...obsessed with Speedy the Smackhead.
Doesn't know the meaning of love;in fact,half the time he can't even spell the word correctly
lubs to fuck men up the ass
Deserves to get his ass kicked
deserves to get his ass licked
Deserves to be put against a wall and shot
Wants Cum to be shot in his face
Would shoot a black kid in the face at the first opportunity
Would suck the cock of the dead black kid I just shot
Deserves to die and burn in hell
Deserves to be repeatedly Gang raped by all of harlem
refuses to fuck anything that is human.
Wide-nose havin' motherfucker!
Douchebag who is out to get me.
Here is a picture of Chris Oakley finally shutting up!
That was... cooold-blooodeeed...!
EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOUR COUCH, NIGGAH!!!
Needs to get off his couch
Needs to get his head out of his ass.
PJP's not exactly famous for diverse vocabulary.
should listen for the pop. Means that he finally did pull his head from his ass.
Needs to get G-man's dick out of his mouth
Sucks more cocks than his mother!
Just plain sucks--and is one of PJP's alts to boot
Just used heterosexuality as an insult.
asked rex advice on "how to fuck a sock"
Was insulted by heterosexuality.
Tried to beat up Beardguy
After he beat up Beardguy......sucked his cock and swallowed.
Speaks of "criminal trios" and "quartets." What a fucking retard.
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Chris Oakley said:
Just plain sucks--and is one of PJP's alts to boot
Is wrong...I know whose alt Kirk is.
Getting back on-topic...
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PCG342 said:
Is Chief Bunghole in the PJP Administration.
What duties does Chief Bunghole have in the Pappas Administration?
goddammit. I'm not legal!!1
...doesn't matter anymore thanks to Stevie Nicks.
Likes to put on a wig and call himself Rhiannon.
Thumb means more than a finger...
Like to attend cross burnings.
...only when Balloon Knot pretends he's Jesus...
Needs to change his avatar
scratches his ass with his toothbrush
has only one nut
thats bigger than his chili
Yet still slapped you with it last night
Woke up in bed next to G-Man
...but didn't sleep with G-Man...
waited for his turn while watching
...got shooked all night long...
Is Chris Oakley, therfore anything vile and terrible that I say will actually be an improvement
Has a warped sense of humor
would know cause he was with Chris last night...and liked it!
...takes pics that make horse porn look tame...
Masturbates to said pictures.
helps theory9 with a lot of lotion and a little imagination...
...shoots it everywhere...
likes it to land in his mouth
is an excellent shooter for the ability to land it in his own mouth...
Likes to shoot people with an AK-47
Likes to be behind a glory hole
Doesn't realize that Balloon Knot has two nostrils, a mouth, and two ear canals, and possibly at least one piercing....
...and likes to get skull-fucked...
but not nearly as much as theory9 likes it
Likes pulling the wings off flies
...likes fucking wingless flies...
...doesn't hate wingless flies.
Really.
Hates everything and everybody
only has one women in his race to bone
which is still more than oakley will get...
Would lose a battle of wits to an amoeba
no Oakley i would never lose to you
Must be a Balloon Knot alt ID
no im pretty real actually, unlike your manhood
Yeah,right.
I sucked his dick for some crack!
...He just sucked mine to gets at the delicious juices inside my weiner.
Liar.I wouldn't give you the time of day.
...tells himself to eat cock...
Likes to make fun of Oakley
...likes to throw live rattlesnakes at Oakley...
likes to point and laugh when ballon knot throws said snakes...
come to think of it so do I...
This thread has denigreted to pure silliness.
I approve!
approve's of silly threads
Snuck away from the celebration to cry.
also tried. Failed miserably. Proceeded to cut off his penis with a rusty axe.
...which made the penisless PCG342 green with envy...
no, no... you were so upset at your failure that you cut your penis off... Mine is still attached.
That's not what she said!
Yes I know, worst insult ever.
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PCG342 said:
no, no... you were so upset at your failure that you cut your penis off... Mine is still attached.
...you cannot sever that which was never attached... 
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Scared Oakley away
really...don't make me blush...
Knows allan1's retartedness isn't my fault.
Still feels personally responsible
Irresponsibly copped a feel
respondant was over 12--it's okay.
...referring to his teeth.
referring to the huge cock!
took...it's past tense now...
...ate everything I could ever have...
Mounts everything he can find
But at least can find something to mount unlike certain tutu wearing rats I know
Pariah's father, cuz you didn't pull out.
Thanks God for PJP...
And His magic fingers
...and your magic asshole.
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scratches his ass with his toothbrush
my first insult. ah the memories...
will never be secret forum mod...
Will never win Laura's heart...
Likes to smell Laura's farts
Will never win Laura's heart...
never saw the last season...
sucks at protecting graemlins
makes joey from friends seem like a good alt
makes joey from friends seem like a straight alt...
wishes his mom wasn't such a whore
wishes his mom wasn't a incest whore.
Not as sneaky as she used to be.
Not as sneaky as she used to be.
Forgets that she's also not as squeaky, either.
loose fit...where it counts.
for 8 years, 9 months and 25 days he wished he could have Kellie Shanygne Williams.
failed in her knurkel joke...
M
Doesn't am know how to milk a cow.
still doesnt know I milked urgs woman (who am real woman by the way)
3.In 1780, Monroe returned to Virginia to study law under Thomas Jefferson, who became a
lifelong friend, patron, and major influence on his intellectual development. Monroe was
elected to the Virginia House of Delegates in 1782, and his abilities and total
dedication to public service won him election in 1783 to the Confederation Congress,
where he sat until 1786. Here he organized the opposition to the Jay-Gardoqui proposals,
by which the United States would have yielded to Spain its claim to the free navigation
of the Mississippi River. He also helped lay the groundwork for territorial government
embodied in the Northwest Ordinance of 1787. While in Congress, Monroe joined the
advocates of a stronger government, continuing the work of his friend James Madison. Yet
as a member of the Virginia ratifying convention he joined Patrick Henry and George
Mason in opposing the ratification of the U.S. Constitution. He considered it defective
in the excessive power granted the Senate and in authorizing direct taxes.
springsteen
I WANNA MARRY YOU
I see you walking, baby, down the street
Pushing that baby carriage at your feet
I see the lonely ribbon in your hair
Tell me I am the man for whom you put it there
You never smile girl, you never speak
You just walk on by, darlin' week after week
Raising two kids alone in this mixed up world
Must be a lonely life for a working girl
(Chorus)
Little girl, I wanna marry you
Oh yeah, little girl, I wanna marry you
Yes I do
Little girl, I wanna marry you
Now honey, I don't wanna clip your wings
But a time comes when two people should think of these things
Having a home and a family
Facing up to their responsibilities
They say in the end true love prevails
But in the end true love can't be no fairytale
To say I'll make your dreams come true would be wrong
But maybe, darlin', I could help them along
(Chorus)
My daddy said right before he died
That true, true love was just a lie
He went to his grave a broken heart
An unfulfilled life, makes a man hard
Oh, darlin'
There's something happy and there's something sad
'Bout wanting somebody, oh so bad,
I wear my love darlin', without shame
I'd be proud if you would wear my name
CAUTIOUS MAN
Bill Horton was a cautious man of the road
He walked lookin' over his shoulder and remained faithful to its code
When something caught his eye he'd measure his need
And then very carefully he'd proceed
Billy met a young girl in the early days of May
It was there in her arms he let his cautiousness slip away
In their lovers twilight as the evening sky grew dim
He'd lay back in her arms and laugh at what had happened to him
On his right hand Billy tattooed the word love and on his left hand was the word fear
And in which hand he held his fate was never clear
Come Indian summer he took his young lover for his bride
And with his own hands built a great house down by the riverside
Now Billy was an honest man he wanted to do what was right
He worked hard to fill their lives with happy days and loving nights
Alone on his knees in the darkness for steadiness he'd pray
For he knew in a restless heart the seed of betrayal lay
One night Billy awoke from a terrible dream callin' his wife's name
She lay breathing beside him in a peaceful sleep, a thousand miles away
He got dressed in the moonlight and down to the highway he strode
When he got there he didn't find nothing but road
Billy felt a coldness rise up inside him that he couldn't name
Just as the words tattooed 'cross his knuckles he knew would always remain
At their bedside he brushed the hair from his wife's face as the moon shone on her skin so white
Filling their room with the beauty of God's fallen light
springsteen
CROSS MY HEART
First time I crossed my heart
I was beggin' baby, please
At your bedside, down on my knees
When I crossed my heart
When I crossed my heart
I crossed my heart, pretty baby over you
Second time I crossed my heart
Rain came in from the south
I was lyin' there with something sweet and salty in my mouth
When I crossed my heart
When I crossed my heart
When I crossed my heart, pretty darlin' over you
Well, you may think the world's black and white
And you're dirty or you're clean
You better watch out you don't slip
Through them spaces in between
Where the night gets sticky
And the sky gets black
I grabbed you, baby, and you grabbed me back
And we crossed our hearts
We crossed our hearts
Yeah, I crossed my heart...
Little boys, little girls
They know their wrongs from their rights
Once you cross your heart
You ain't ever supposed to lie
Well, life ain't nothin'
But a cold hard ride
I ain't leavin' 'til I'm satisfied
I cross my heart
Yeah, I cross my heart
Well, I cross my heart, pretty darlin' over you
Wow, this was a fun thread.
Your "landlord" thinks you're fun.
... Wishes he was my landlord.
Can't get it through his head that, for all his wishing and hoping, I won't adopt him.
Refuses to adopt me... selfish bastid...
Can't even kill himslf right.
has a cork filled club...
