Nowhereman, I need your advice

I'll be in London next May. Where should I go drinking? And where are the good comic shops?

Hmmm, now this all depends on where in London you are.

There are plenty of good drinking places in and around London, but in the city is more pricey.
There is actually an Aussie bar in London, so you might wanna avoid that!
I could of course take you out for a drink, but people here would hate me if I killed the poo eater!

As for comic shops.
Most of the better ones have shut down & sell on the net, with only Forbidden "expensive" Planet still making a big showing.

Of course you could just come & buy some comics off of me, but I dont have TPBs that you love so much!

I'll do some investigating to find out whats still open comic shop wise, and let you know.
Problem is I have been out of the game for 6 years, so I dont really know who has the best prices etc!

kill him!!

Dave's just too shy to ask, but I believe he also wants to ask you where to go for all the first-rate poo.

My poo poo platter is the richest in all the land!

Nirvana!

Well, I'm planning on getting drunk with backwards 7 and Mike Carey, so you may as well come along and make a fool of yourself too.

Who the fuck is Mike Carey?

No way, you know Backwards 7? Have you seen the robin?

I have no idea what language you speak!

German!

He has a wild robin friend. It hangs out with him.

Mike Carey writes Lucifer and a bunch of other comics, Nowie.

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Uschi said:
No way, you know Backwards 7? Have you seen the robin?

Assuming you're serious, backwards 7 posted here for a while, as an import from my boards. Yes, I know about the robin, and the origami spider-catching shark.

If you see backwards, tell him that I got his postcards and that I'm just such a lazy bastard I haven't gotten around to writing him back yet(I've been meaning to respond to yours as well, Dave).

I believe I got some from Lothar, and someone else, too.

bw7 is about at incandescent, exchanging homosexual slander and innuendo with Nowhereman, so you can tell him yourself.

You can return, you know. I shut down the anthology forum as its role as a tombstone to my procrastination seemed a little sad.

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Mike Carey writes Lucifer and a bunch of other comics, Nowie.

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Uschi said:
No way, you know Backwards 7? Have you seen the robin?

Assuming you're serious, backwards 7 posted here for a while, as an import from my boards. Yes, I know about the robin, and the origami spider-catching shark.

I was wondering if you SAW the robin.

Australia and England are kind of far apart, Uschi.

Well, I don't give a shit. You're going out drinking with him, maybe you saw the bird. I don't know if this is your only visit. I don't keep tabs on your life. Last I heard you were in Japan, right? Whatever.

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Mike Carey writes Lucifer and a bunch of other comics, Nowie.

He'll be oh so impressed that I have never heard of him then!

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Just about says it all!

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Just about says it all!

His accent makes him sound so silly! Say "Cunt!"

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First Amongst Daves said:
bw7 is about at incandescent, exchanging homosexual slander and innuendo with Nowhereman, so you can tell him yourself.

You can return, you know. I shut down the anthology forum as its role as a tombstone to my procrastination seemed a little sad.

I thought the whole place went down, actually...

No, it was just Dave that went down!

Down on Rob that is!

Stop being a whiny jealous little bitch, Nowhereman. You're never happy unless you've got testicles bouncing off your chin, are you, you skanky pillow-biting slapper?

Closer to the day I'll let you know when I'm in town to drink you under the table, you two-pot screaming poofter.

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Well, I don't give a shit. You're going out drinking with him, maybe you saw the bird. I don't know if this is your only visit. I don't keep tabs on your life. Last I heard you were in Japan, right? Whatever.

I haven't seen the bird. backwards 7 will be inmpressed though that he has a menstrating German sex midget as a groupie. I'll let him know. In the meantime I recommend evening primrose oil, horse steroids, and a lubricated riding crop. Let me know how it works out.

[Click the sig, Annie. You know you want to.]

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Stop being a whiny jealous little bitch, Nowhereman. You're never happy unless you've got testicles bouncing off your chin, are you, you skanky pillow-biting slapper?

Closer to the day I'll let you know when I'm in town to drink you under the table, you two-pot screaming poofter.

You might wanna wipe that off the corner of your mouth before you start ranting!

Go watch some Neighbours, you turd-gargling arse bandit.

I used to watch Neighbours but they found out & took out a restraining order.
They woulda never found out if that bitch hadnt shut the window on my dick!

Don't flatter him, I'm a groupie for the bird.

Isn't the bird dead?

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I used to watch Neighbours but they found out & took out a restraining order.
They woulda never found out if that bitch hadnt shut the window on my dick!

Funny, but I envisage you looking like your avatar. "I'm in disguise."

I don not wanna know what you think about while masturbating!

Riposte, et touche!

Now, many can legitimately answer that they think about Dave's post while masturbating...

As it turns out, I have a wedding north of London now in March, so I'll be there earlier than I thought.

But you are already married!
Bigamist!

David hates fat people?

Dave's getting marries again? I'll send him another toaster.

For some reason the wife doesn't like the sound of a harem.

my wife hates harlem, too

You don't have a harlem!!

I didnt realise MisterJLA actually married Rob!

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You don't have a harlem!!

Wow a negro!
You dont see many of them these days, whatever happened to them?

they are afraid of me!

Did those guys in the brown shirts ever win?

UPS?