What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-03 10:03 PM
The cold shoulder.
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-03 10:11 PM
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Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-03 10:12 PM
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 3:28 AM
A guy and his girlfriend are sitting on a porch one day when the girlfriend turns and asks "what does pedophile mean?" The boyfriend turns and says "that's and awfully big word for a 5 year old."
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 4:48 AM
your mom!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 5:06 AM
Thats a nice attempt at humor, jeremyette.
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 5:33 AM
What's a repeater?
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 5:52 AM
Quote:
rex said:
Thats a nice attempt at humor, jeremyette.
Jeremyette? Where?!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 5:53 AM
In your butt.
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 5:55 AM
in YOUR butt!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 5:57 AM
in your...mom?
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 7:44 AM
GAWD! Why would anyone want to fuck someone's mom?
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-04 8:29 AM
Quote:
Women who don't suck
Uschi
I liked being an uppity woman.
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-09 7:53 AM
Fine. I fixed it for you. You women are never happy.
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-09 8:56 AM
dats why wes uppity. get me a soda, bitch!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-10 1:45 AM
How about a Shirley Temple on the rocks. Maybe one of those
nifty umbrellas in it. Oh,I'd just looove one of those!
nifty umbrellas in it. Oh,I'd just looove one of those!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-10 1:51 AM
Keep chasing that rainbow...
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-13 6:28 AM
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
and what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
and rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Who said that every wish would be heard
and answered when wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
and what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.
Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors.
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something that I'm supposed to be.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
and what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
and rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Who said that every wish would be heard
and answered when wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
and what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.
Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors.
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something that I'm supposed to be.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-14 7:02 AM
Maybe I shold change my drink to a Roy Rogers. Put a straw in one of those and I could suck on it all day!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-06-14 3:07 PM
They saved the penis for you Joey!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-07-05 5:21 AM
Up your's you daddy dicking ass queer!!!
Re: What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? - 2007-07-05 5:38 AM
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