Last night uschi stuck me in her own butt (she's trying to get pregnant) and I found our long lost buddy.

He might be a little sticky still but now uschi is a much happier person now that she doesn't have a full grown man living in her ass.

I didn't know Uschi lived in Nantuket.

How does that one go again?

dave likes to watch.

Fucking A.

when in rome...

there once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with crass as he lubed up his ass
"I found a nice place to tuck it.'


There are other versions of that lovley poem. That is the one I learned in church.

...you don't eat sushi.

The version I learned had "fuck it" and "pluck it" in it.

Wiki has a page on it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket

dirty foreigners!

NANTUCKET ISNT EVEN A REAL WORD!

nu huh it is so a word.

Yeah, Lothar knows, cause thats where he first fucked Captain Sammitch!

HA! That shows how ignorant you are. I'll have you know that wasn't the first place!