tell whut up. I can't read through 2500 posts and find out.
ps my computer am still broke. also, send me money. my sister's having trouble and we share a mortgage.
oi! Fo' rizza realz! I can't be much longer, I gotta work 12 hrs tomorrow!
Fuck you! Fuck you all!
imma go take a poop.
I got 10 bucks! Do you have a coin machine?
yeah, shove it in the cootcher! y'jest gotta move around the left nut a bit... no, behind the giant penis. beHIND it.
Halotard came back. He brought friends. They are just are retarded as him. They are trying to defend whomods daughters internet honor. Joe Mama made all of them his bitch.
They want us to go to their forums so they can edit our posts and make us sound as gay as them.
About the money, have you tried prostitution?
I have a half dollar somewhere....
Ooooosh! HI! I'd like to buy tree possibly five of your penises. If that doesn't solve your money issues I highly suggest moving in with your sugar-cookie mama.
I don't know who Halo is.
His friends sound like real pussies if Joe Mama pwn3d them.
Not a lot of business in Colorado for fat hermaphrodite hookers.
A half-dollar won't work; I'd end up saving it in my pocket with the cool dollar coins I picked up.
Squeaks, I love ya, but you know I can't part with my penii! None of them. It's sad, but I'm really attached to them.
And SugarCookieMama is too busy at work. She never has time to just snuggle anymore.
halotard is a friend of whomod. But dumber. Their friends are worse.
One penis, one rusty penis please?
rex. They are tightly knit. Okay?
A half-dollar won't work; I'd end up saving it in my pocket with the cool dollar coins I picked up.
I do that too. I always feel like Harvey Dent with one of those...
i dunno who whomod is either.
Sneeeekx, I'd really love to, but... how about you just come and I let you borrow it. Under supervision, of course...
Except he has half a head of hair.
rex. They are tightly knit. Okay?
wool or poly/cotton blend?
rex. They are tightly knit. Okay?
wool or poly/cotton blend?
Argyle
Whomod and Halo aren't important enough to remember.
Because I have no clue who they are either.
ha! that's why me n youse are joker an batman. 'cause we friends like that.
rex. They are tightly knit. Okay?
wool or poly/cotton blend?
Argyle
someone's gettin' SPICY!
Ultimate Jabibble said:
Whomod and Halo aren't important enough to remember.
Because I have no clue who they are either.
Who the hell are you???
I'm the Real Barry Allen.
You're a real pile of shit. Fucktard.
I'm a real pile of shit. a Fucktard.
Ah! See, I TOLD y'all I needed to drop a deuce! It's a doozy. Sentient.
You're a real pile of shit. Fucktard.
Your entitled to your wrong opinion.
I'm DavidBowieMo-er... I'm Mxy!
You're a real pile of shit. Fucktard.
Your entitled to your wrong opinion.
I'M entitled to a piddly $600 Stimulant Cheque. I write "cheque" 'cause I requested I get it in Canadian dollars.
I'm still waiting for my stimulus check too. Because there's nothing I like to do more than to stimulate the economy. I'll kiss the economy on the neck and say, "Do you like that, economy?" And the economy will just start breathing heavy, because she's a slut.
I plan to buy a tank of gas!
said the pile of my poopy.
You're a real pile of shit. Fucktard.
Your entitled to your wrong opinion.
I'M entitled to a piddly $600 Stimulant Cheque. I write "cheque" 'cause I requested I get it in Canadian dollars.
So uou can rub the braille on your peen?
Rellik is STILL "Killer" spelled backwards!!!!
!!
well, yeah! I got the braille penor just for you, y'know. but do you EVER come over? No. and do you ever dress up? no! All I get is, where's my child support? where's my lipgloss? where's my penecillin?
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I don't know what sneaks just said, but I bet it's the intergalactic language for
love....
I like soda! And kwink blew me off. I wasn't feelin' the love, a'ight? Sometimes things like this happen and I can't make the peen work for me, okay? you happy now? Now that everyone knows my dirty little secret?
I don't know what sneaks just said, but I bet it's the intergalactic language for
love....
ha ha ha, no
I'm trying to get 655321 to go on a date with me. That's the most important status update there is.
I'm writing this letter in the hopes that you will understand how serious I am about the PM I sent you at Rob's boards. I really think that we have a good shot at a long term relationship, but I need your help in making this work. I realize you must be bit a put off by the fact I propositioned you so abruptly and I'm prepared to put some distance between you and I verbally, for the time being, until i can convince you that I'm not kidding around. I find your personality both fascinating and academically stimulating, which is why I couldn't control myself earlier on. I admit that I'm not usually so forward, but if anything that's proof to you that you inspire me so much. I can tell you have a beautiful and vibrant soul and if you'd let me, I'd love to explore it with you. And I'm sure you could find me interesting along the way; we both like a lot of the same things like politics and messageboards. I admit that we are on opposite sides of the spectrum as far as political party and cyber-etiquette goes, but what's a relation worth having if it doesn't have a few obstacles to overcome along the way. And when we do get past them, we can be able to say that we did so together. As a team.
On the other hand, if your problem is the fact that we've never met before, please keep in mind that I'm willing to be patient and give you the opportunity to give my character thorough inspection. Or if you feel that I would reject you because of looks, I want to reassure you from the bottom of my heart that I'm not interested in looks. You were able to peek my interest and pluck at my heart-strings with your personality alone, so you have nothing to worry about as far as charisma goes.
If you're simply afraid of commitment, I can understand that as well. After all, I'm not trying to entrap you, I just want to get to know you and be with you so I can better encompass your vibrancy. I'll be patient for as long as you wish and I'm willing to be in whatever format of romantic/platonic relationship you would demand so as to insure that your comfort level is sufficiently maintained. The last thing I want is to scare you away from me when I feel that we have such a great chance of finding happiness together. Hopefully as a couple.
If the trouble happens to be that you're homosexual or that you already have a boyfriend/husband, then I can understand and respect your marital status and/or sexuality. However, I don't feel that should be the end of our communication between one another because, as I said earlier, you really do inspire me in such a way that would cause my heart to ache whether you would allow me to have you or not. Just being in the presence of your intellect and influence is enough to satisfy my feelings. In which case, we could be great friends that help each other out through crisis', share jokes, give advice, or make recommendations on movies/books with each other. All I want is for you to be happy so that I might be near your warming radiance and partake of some of that happiness. And I'm willing to have you reach that state of joy in whatever manner you would prefer because--As I said--I'm willing to approach this situation with as much patience as you require to make things work between us.
Forever truly yours,
Pariah of the RKMBS
tl;dr. summarize the block of letters.
fer chrissakes, man... I just read that 1337. I'm tired.
She blew you off to go greek y'know.
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!
Summary: I asked 655321 to consider my offer for a dating relationship and she's still mulling it over after I wrote her that letter. But not before immediately rejecting me when I asked her to cyber with me.
Stop defiling minors in my name! For I am the one true Pariah!
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!
So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!
oooh, let's cyber here!
I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!
So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!
well... with Kwink, it's really just saying "hey, look! a cookie!" and she's off like a whip.
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!
So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!
well... with Kwink, it's really just saying "hey, look! a cookie!" and she's off like a whip.
Does she taste like chips ahoy?
oooh, let's cyber here!
I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.
Do you promise to mount me again?
oooh, let's cyber here!
I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.
Do you promise to mount me again?
You don't want her. She's over age.
no. no, not PJP. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he guesses my safeword!!!
So wait, you rape Joseph Mother and Kwink and they doesn't get a safeword. Other people rape you and you get a safeword? Nots fair!
well... with Kwink, it's really just saying "hey, look! a cookie!" and she's off like a whip.
Does she taste like chips ahoy?
more like cookiedough.
oooh, let's cyber here!
I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.
Do you promise to mount me again?
yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.
oooh, let's cyber here!
I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.
Do you promise to mount me again?
yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.
what happened to the RKMBs back alley clinic?
Tell this pretender to stop assualting minors in my name!
yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.
Okay.
oooh, let's cyber here!
I'm naked and have been masturbating for 30 minutes. it's totally hot.
Do you promise to mount me again?
yep! And I swear I'll lube my penor this time. I love the screams, but the hospital time was too long last quarter.
what happened to the RKMBs back alley clinic?
It had to close after an unfortunate incident with Llance....
Just a couple of points:
1)
His friends sound like real pussies if Joe Mama pwn3d them.
Yeah, it's a sad state of affairs when the guy who doesn't raid can take on an entire raid pretty much singlehandedly and own said raiding "force." I was actually going to sign up there just to see what they're like when they're not getting pimp-slapped here, but that thread about their "rules" makes me hesitant. One of the reasons this place is superior is that there is complete freedom to do and say what you want (as they've learned in their time here, which really is why they stay). Why go to a board where one is forced toe a line? I'm guessing that Zzap's post was a joke, but it seemed a bit too legit.
2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?
3) Uschi doesn't rape me. She just fucks me until it hurts and doesn't stop and I cry. There IS a difference, you know.
You left out having to sleep in the wet patch.
You do it at her place? I thought she left you some crack on top of the fridge before she leaves?
Kids, don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug!
You do it at her place? I thought she left you some crack on top of the fridge before she leaves?
She has all the good pain meds.
Too bad she doesn't share.
I don't want to share Uschi with you!!
"On your back, bitch!"
Just a couple of points:
2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?
3
Just had the
Boston K-Pro surgery two weeks ago. There's no longer voice chats and haven't seen a whole lot of threads I want to jump in on so I just lurk and answer PM's. Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.
Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.
A noble endeavor.
Just a couple of points:
2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?
3
Just had the
Boston K-Pro surgery two weeks ago. There's no longer voice chats and haven't seen a whole lot of threads I want to jump in on so I just lurk and answer PM's. Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.
Shan's never been the same since I spooged in her eye.
Just a couple of points:
2) I miss Sneaky Bunny and Uschi when they're not here. I know Uschi's PC is down, but what's my Bunny's excuse?
3
Just had the
Boston K-Pro surgery two weeks ago. There's no longer voice chats and haven't seen a whole lot of threads I want to jump in on so I just lurk and answer PM's. Been busy with other things like boobs and beer.
Shan's never been the same since I spooged in her eye.
Its mighty tasty!
like strrrrrawnnnnnnberry sauce!
does Harley's vag look like a Big Montana?
Maybe! I have no idea what that means, and you can't see so I could tell you anything and you'd never know!
Big Montana
Silly Uschi, you hit retards not vagwiches.
that's what mine looks like, once the teeth retract; cookies.
Silly Uschi, you hit retards not vagwiches.
LYING EDITER!
Um. She's chick. that isn't really an insult.
I'm aghast! PJP GUESSES MY PASSWORD!
Um. She's chick. that isn't really an insult.
I stand corrected.
Cock whore.
I'm aghast! PJP GUESSES MY PASSWORD!
Please uschi? pwease. i send you harley-douche cocktail
When are you guys going to just give up? We've already won. Just leave our board. Go start your own. And when it's up and running, let us know and we'll come take that one over from you as well.
Rellik, are you saying you won't leave this place until we do?
Don't mess with him! Rellik is "killer" spelled backwards!!!
heh. first they mock about 30,000 posts, then they think we're gonna leave. first they bitch about how stupid it is here, then they can't pry themselves away. heh.
ha ha ha... I boned whomod's daughter and her vag ripped open and I put my fist in it and ripped out her tiny (really tiny) uterus and ate it while she bled to death.
i'm starting to get jealous!
