Yes this is my farewell speech. The time has finally come. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Goodbye, RKMBs. The insurgency own us all. I beg of you all - give up resistance, for it is no use. Spare yourselves, and you might live through to post another day.

Who would have thought, after all these years, that a couple of internet flamers armed with only gay insults, paedophilia tirades, and sci-fi character names like "halo" and "Rellick" could force us - and me - into a box corner from which there is no return? Its like Cortez and Montezuma, all over again, but without the human sacrifices and the plague and instead with emo angst and Red Bull-fuelled keyboard beserker frenzy.

God help me, I might have to go and have sex, drink alcohol, and start planning for the cruise liner trip through Mauritius up through the Suez to the Aegean, to Lisbon and onto London that I want to go on in November. Those insurgency people have taught me a lesson through sheer ennui that I'll personally never, ever forget.

Goodbye! I love you all, like casual streetwear-attired brothers, and not like a well-lubricated condom-less gay man as so successfully argued by our fearsome adversaries!

i think he's afraid of the hugeness.

Yes, yes, that too. Who is your favourite Silver age X-men? In that avatar you have carefully crafted you seem to give equal time to them all.

It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are.

You am Bizarro... U am Speaking funny.

How many university degrees have you got?

If its more than three then you win.

Instant Classic.

OUCH! Hit a nerve. Congratulations, you are one of many idiots in this world with a degree. Like the Uni-Bomber, Ted Bundy, George Bush...

aww, not coming by Denmark?

if you actually went to school for a degree, you would have learned those were all the same person

Bullshit.

The Uni-Bomber never fucked a corpse.

you would have learned that sophomore year

They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?

Heh, the funniest part is that they're already using this post as an excuse to leave...

No, I am not one of many idiots in the word with a degree. I am one of the many idiots in the world with three degrees.

I win! Sorry to have hit a nerve. That is what you meant, right? Your post was a little ambiguous, quite unlike your sexuality.

Chant - I had my wife's sister's wedding in Stockholm eariler this year. I had planned to go but it was too tricky. Copenhagen would have been on my list of places to drop by and see.

And let this be a lesson to all of you. The next time someone craps on incessantly in the Comic Book forum about Hal Jordan's arsebug, you'd better take him seriously.

Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM.

Zzap!

shoulda stuck to Alan Scott's cockring? that what you're saying?

"Zzap!"

I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key.

I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet.

But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!"

Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm straight. I have to say that you're not the first gay guy to be attracted to me, so don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life...

But, your obsession over my "wet, fleshy hands" is unhealthy in the extreme. There is literally no chance for any of your dreams involving my hands to come true.

However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that.

Zzap!

I don't think Dave was hitting on you... Waaaaait, did you intentionally missunderstand that?! Why, you sly minx...!

he wants to gay dave! run dave run!

is this the same guy who posted earlier today about wanting to work on Rob's sphincter?

indeed.

gaydiation strikes again!

If we say that the Insurgency guys win, will they take Snarf with them?

I mean......... that would totally destroy us and all.

I offered them Snarf and Ray-man earlier. a deal at twice the price!

Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking....

dont be sad snarf. youd have a good chance of getting laid over there. i mean you already see all the women they sent over here to "raid"

I need an answer now.

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Zzap! is trying to write you an answer but his fingers keep slipping off the keyboard.

Except, of course, for his talon-like left pinkie.

Yeah, they have lots of girls there. There isn't a frustrated angry virgin to be seen for miles. Honest.

do they have hot 2nd cousins in there? I am in the mood for love!

Yais. And they all speak Tagalog with a Pasig City accent.

I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers.

Obviously, I do.

You should be spanked, for leaving the kitchen!!!

we're gonna need a bigger

You ignorant slut.

heh.SNL.

Ooooh, baby!!! That kind of talk will get you a bitedown BJ.

Dammit, I thought Uschi was the only one who did that!!!

You know how I like a little bit of teeth.

Maybe she can give Uschi a run for her money

Doubt it. Uschi does this thing where she acts like she's deep throating and then, once your cock slides towards her molars, chews.

Love bites.

My piece. When she gets on her knees.

But does she fuck you until it hurts and then not stop and you cry?

I didn't think so. Uschi wins!!!

Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm faggy. I have to say that I'm not the first gay guy to be attracted to other gay guys, so I don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life I could have been straight...

But, my wet, fleshy hands are unhealthy in the extreme. I really need to start using antibacterial soap. There is literally no chance for any of my dreams involving my hands and your cocks to come true.

However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that.

Now if it's all the same to you, I really need to finish putting the negligé on my cat.

Zzap!

ha ha ha... I boned whomod's daughter and her vag ripped open and I put my fist in it and ripped out her tiny (really tiny) uterus and ate it while she bled to death.

don't diss my daddy, he's brought honor to your forum.

honor? I hardly know her!

i do. she's a crack ho daddy brought home to take pix of him fucking my ass to sell

The old classic password guess scheme. Nice.

After all the sperm he has dumped on his office keyboard while posting online at work instead of actally working, the company must have just told Zzap that he can keep the keyboard.

i wonder if his semen is kosher.

All those BJs and you never swallowed?

mormon girly come down to niagara casino and give me a blowjob while i'm playing high roller slots.

You crossed a line,dude! Comparing anyone to George Bush is just wrong.

HA! I WON!

We always win Dave! That's what makes the rest of 'em a bunch of pathetic fucking losers!