RKMBs
I'm logging out now.

You can come out of your hiding places.

rexy's back in charge.

Thanks for a swell time.

Later.

Zzap!
Chocolate reign!




Fucking Liza Minelli your sig is obnoxious.
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
автономный локомотив, первичным двигателем которого является двигатель внутреннего









Oh wow!


poop spelled backwards is poop!



 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
автономный локомотив, первичным двигателем которого является двигатель внутреннего






Heh...
Go play some tetris while you wait in line for toilet paper, comrade!
Just wanted to let you all know that I am leaving the forums again.

Someone let rexy know that it's safe to come out again.

Zzap!
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.
 Originally Posted By: Halo82

You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.



i can almost hear halos dramatic music while he typed this...
Was it a math lesson?

I wasn't paying attention.
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.


What's a sig, Halo82?
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You have really mastered the art of ventriloquism, haven't you? What with your tongue firmly planted in rexy's anus, how else could you be talking, Mr. Just Lickin' Anus?



I win!

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.


What's a sig, Halo82?


When you registered as a sexual predator did you do any paper work? If so, than you had to give them a signature. Signature=sig.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You have really mastered the art of ventriloquism, haven't you? What with your tongue firmly planted in rexy's anus, how else could you be talking, Mr. Just Lickin' Anus?



I win!

Zzap!


More gay fantasies from Ffag! The same one who was leaving for the day, but just couldn't bring himself to do it...(much like the 'I am leaving the boards FOREVAR' talk...)
Kinda like Halotard=Halo82?
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Kinda like Halotard=Halo82?


Yeah, kinda like that. Only it's not as lame.
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You have really mastered the art of ventriloquism, haven't you? What with your tongue firmly planted in rexy's anus, how else could you be talking, Mr. Just Lickin' Anus?



I win!

Zzap!




More gay fantasies from Ffag! The same one who was leaving for the day, but just couldn't bring himself to do it...(much like the 'I am leaving the boards FOREVAR' talk...)


This from a guy who's name implies he likes to toss men's salad.
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Kinda like Halotard=Halo82?


Yeah, kinda like that. Only it's not as lame.


not many things are as lame as you, after all.
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
More gay fantasies from fag! The same one who was leaving for the day, but just couldn't bring himself to do it...(much like the 'I am leaving the boards FOREVER' talk.)


fixed it




 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.


What's a sig, Halo82?


When you registered as a sexual predator did you do any paper work? If so, than you had to give them a signature. Signature=sig.


That was lame even by your standards, Halo.

I meant my sig...you know, the one where Ffag claimed he was done posting here, yet here is, more obsessed than ever.

I do know that you've done some paperwork. Like the time you tried to sign on with the Navy...OOPS!

 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Kinda like Halotard=Halo82?


Yeah, kinda like that. Only it's not as lame.


not many things are as lame as you, after all.


Just your "Bright" stories.

No wonder you are grammar nazi, you have to be to compensate for the fact you can't write for shit.

I've read more intresting stuff in a coloring book.
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You have really mastered the art of ventriloquism, haven't you? What with your tongue firmly planted in rexy's anus, how else could you be talking, Mr. Just Lickin' Anus?



I win!

Zzap!


More gay fantasies from Ffag! The same one who was leaving for the day, but just couldn't bring himself to do it...(much like the 'I am leaving the boards FOREVAR' talk...)


On the contrary, I logged out for a couple of hours. But, thanks for keeping such a close eye on my whereabouts. Is it because you're scared of me and don't want to be here when I'm posting, or is the man crush thing?

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA












Halo you don't "read" coloring books. They're for coloring. Get it? Got it? Shut up.
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.


What's a sig, Halo82?


When you registered as a sexual predator did you do any paper work? If so, than you had to give them a signature. Signature=sig.


That was lame even by your standards, Halo.

I meant my sig...you know, the one where Ffag claimed he was done posting here, yet here is, more obsessed than ever.

I do know that you've done some paperwork. Like the time you tried to sign on with the Navy...OOPS!



Yeah, cause that Navy crack was real clever. Maybe you ought to dip into your Police Academy collection for more material.
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Halo you don't "read" coloring books. They're for coloring. Get it? Got it? Shut up.


That's kind of the point. Even your master rex would have gotten that, dumbass.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap

On the contrary, I logged out for a couple of hours. But, thanks for keeping such a close eye on my whereabouts. Is it because you're scared of me and don't want to be here when I'm posting, or is the man crush thing?

Zzap!


Scared of you making an ass out of yourself some more?

No, not really!

Hey, how's that 'not posting' thing working out for you? Still waiting for those apologies?

 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Was it a math lesson?

I wasn't paying attention.


 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.
Clyde you am the one who am got your ass kicked. URG am think you am just like ass beatings!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap

On the contrary, I logged out for a couple of hours. But, thanks for keeping such a close eye on my whereabouts. Is it because you're scared of me and don't want to be here when I'm posting, or is the man crush thing?

Zzap!


Scared of you making an ass out of yourself some more?

No, not really!

Hey, how's that 'not posting' thing working out for you? Still waiting for those apologies?




he thinks hes gonna run us out of here if he post long enough
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Kinda like Halotard=Halo82?


Yeah, kinda like that. Only it's not as lame.


not many things are as lame as you, after all.


don't judge me!
"Frankly, I'm getting to the point where I'm okay with the fact they cheated and hacked our board in order to "win".

I'm glad the whole thing is over and we didn't go ahead with my plans.

It would have made us just as soulless as they are."

-Captian Ttard, admitting defeat

 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap

On the contrary, I logged out for a couple of hours. But, thanks for keeping such a close eye on my whereabouts. Is it because you're scared of me and don't want to be here when I'm posting, or is the man crush thing?

Zzap!


Scared of you pwning me some more?

Yes, please stop!

Can you teach me to be as great as you, Captain Zzap!


Nope. Sorry.



I win!



Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
"Frankly, I'm getting to the point where I'm okay with the fact they cheated and hacked our board in order to "win".

I'm glad the whole thing is over and we didn't go ahead with my plans.

It would have made us just as soulless as they are."

-Captian Ttard, admitting defeat

 Originally Posted By: URG
Clyde you am the one who am got your ass kicked. URG am think you am just like ass beatings!


Says the creature who got his assed kicked by the Cro magnons
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
"That's it. I'm done. The Insurgency is just too powerful. We have lost. Everyone, please...let's just give up now. They're embarrassing us constantly and I can't take it anymore.


That's better.



I win!



Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: URG
Clyde you am the one who am got your ass kicked. URG am think you am just like ass beatings!


Says the creature who got his assed kicked by the Cro magnons


impossible. urg bitchslapped them all the way to the insurgency boards....
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap

On the contrary, I logged out for a couple of hours to do reconwork... I had my friend, Rick Poulin, sign up at a gay website called JustUsBoys


 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
Chocolate reign!


HOLY SHIT! I didn't know ZZZZap was a nigger!
Zzap is making up unfunny, and lame "quotes".

The material I'm using are his actual words!



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Guys,

I’m out. I’m sorry, but if you can’t follow simple instructions like don’t go over there and post; just do reconnaissance, then there’s very little I can do to be effective as a leader.

I know you’re all pissed at them and want to get some measure of revenge and defend yourselves and the Insurgency, but so far as I can tell, nothing good has been accomplished by going back over there except to give them targets to aim at.

What happened yesterday was bullshit. No question about it. It was a huge clusterfuck, but not something from which we couldn’t recover. In fact, it could have been turned to our advantage.

In a nutshell, my strategy was to let them burn themselves out on self congratulations and back patting for a couple of days while we took a breather ourselves and came up with a new plan of attack including a new board from which to congregate and attack.

As some of you know, I had my friend, Rick Poulin, sign up at a gay website called JustUsBoys as Britneyspearsatemyshorts and start posting some really nasty shit. He was going to recruit several of his friends and have them sign on as rex, Captain Sammitch, Joe Mama, and others and have basically a huge bukkake fest on Rob. I’m talking photos, the works.

I contacted Starman and he agreed to help us. He used to be a member of Rob’s boards but had no allegiance to them and basically called them all a bunch of pricks. Starman is an incredibly bright guy and would have run rings around any and every person they have there. He would have filleted them without them even knowing it.

I’ve been busy doing recon, trying to keep up with everyone and trying to remember the fucking passwords when I change computers. Additionally, I’ve been taking notes on what they’ve been saying and, no surprise here, it makes no sense. They jump on us for betraying our values (i.e. “breaking” us), but they did the EXACT same thing, and I don’t think we did betray our values. Here’s what I mean: They claim to be a board with complete and total free speech, yet the alter posts, delete sigs, delete posts and a host of other “censorship” related things. Absolutely NOTHING like that was done at the Insurgency. Other than needing a registration approval, nothing has changed at our boards and as you all know, the registration approval was truly due to the SpamBots and porn posts.

Additionally I’ve been compiling a list of things we need to hit them on. Their advantage is not solely in greater numbers, it’s because they all hammer on the exact same thing over and over and over. Here’s an example, apparently Rob is actually gay. So, as their leader, they’re subservient to a gay man? Don’t think they’d like that very much. POUND THEM ON THAT. Same as the paragraph above; according to their own rules, they “broke” themselves without our having to do a thing except post about them. POUND ON THEIR HYPOCRISY. That “rex” person is gender confused; everyone refers to him as a “guy” yet in a post he told me straight out that he’s a girl. They all rag on Snarf; join them. They’re Republicans. POUND THEM ON THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

They keep mentioning all the money we’re generating for Rob. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Tell them you’re there to support your friend and fellow Insurgent, whomod. Grab the moral highground. Challenge them as fathers/mothers or sons/daughters about how they would feel if the positions were turned. They tell you they couldn’t care less if someone made a post as “bsamsdaughter”; call them fucking liars and ask them what they do care about if it isn’t family? What, I ask you, is a good response to that? I don’t see one.

Sikk, Iggy, I’ve got absolutely NO idea what you hope to gain by infiltrating them. At some opportune moment they’re going to expose a weakness and you’ll pounce on the opportunity? IMHO that’s unlikely at best. Besides, that’s already been exposed as part of our plan.

You are NEVER going to win anything if you keep trying to address their each and every post individually. They’ve got you wandering around bumping into so many trees that you can’t even see the forest.

So, keep on doing whatever it is you’re doing. I’ll continue to support the effort and make my posts, keep I can’t lead people who won’t be led. I’m not going to dedicate the amount of time and effort I put in just to have everyone ignore it.

I literally spent two days last week in my office not working like I should have been, but doing my best to get things together. Now my project is behind schedule and I’ll probably have to have my ex keep my kids this weekend so I can catch up instead of being with them. On last Wednesday morning, the father of a friend of mine passed away. He was a brilliant theoretical physicist whose work was developing mathematical formulas to accurately determine the size of craters caused by various types of nuclear explosives. I’d only met him a few times, but he was obviously a genius and a dear man. In the Jewish religion we have a 7 day period of mourning called Shivah and I’ve been going back and forth between my house, my friend’s house, her mother’s house and my office and logging in from various computers to keep track while taking part in the minyan’s (12 Jewish men all praying for the dead at the same time). Instead of enjoying my three day weekend and doing things I intended to, I spent virtually every available minute posting or planning.

It just isn’t worth it anymore. Little victories are nice, but it’s not going to add up to enough to have much effect. Besides, I’m concerned over the inevitable retaliation at the Insurgency. If things had gone according to my plan, we would have split off from the Insurgency and attacked from a new place. My first priority has to be to the Insurgency boards.

I’m not mad or angry at anyone, so there’s no need to apologize or defend your actions.

I’ll see you out there as soon as I can.

Steve
oh, and I realized I forgot to read anything after that.

sorry if this was already covered, nigger.
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Boy, that's pretty disturbing.

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Guys,

I’m out. I’m sorry, but if you can’t follow simple instructions like don’t go over there and post; just do reconnaissance, then there’s very little I can do to be effective as a leader.

I know you’re all pissed at them and want to get some measure of revenge and defend yourselves and the Insurgency, but so far as I can tell, nothing good has been accomplished by going back over there except to give them targets to aim at.

What happened yesterday was bullshit. No question about it. It was a huge clusterfuck, but not something from which we couldn’t recover. In fact, it could have been turned to our advantage.

In a nutshell, my strategy was to let them burn themselves out on self congratulations and back patting for a couple of days while we took a breather ourselves and came up with a new plan of attack including a new board from which to congregate and attack.

As some of you know, I had my friend, Rick Poulin, sign up at a gay website called JustUsBoys as Britneyspearsatemyshorts and start posting some really nasty shit. He was going to recruit several of his friends and have them sign on as rex, Captain Sammitch, Joe Mama, and others and have basically a huge bukkake fest on Rob. I’m talking photos, the works.

I contacted Starman and he agreed to help us. He used to be a member of Rob’s boards but had no allegiance to them and basically called them all a bunch of pricks. Starman is an incredibly bright guy and would have run rings around any and every person they have there. He would have filleted them without them even knowing it.

I’ve been busy doing recon, trying to keep up with everyone and trying to remember the fucking passwords when I change computers. Additionally, I’ve been taking notes on what they’ve been saying and, no surprise here, it makes no sense. They jump on us for betraying our values (i.e. “breaking” us), but they did the EXACT same thing, and I don’t think we did betray our values. Here’s what I mean: They claim to be a board with complete and total free speech, yet the alter posts, delete sigs, delete posts and a host of other “censorship” related things. Absolutely NOTHING like that was done at the Insurgency. Other than needing a registration approval, nothing has changed at our boards and as you all know, the registration approval was truly due to the SpamBots and porn posts.

Additionally I’ve been compiling a list of things we need to hit them on. Their advantage is not solely in greater numbers, it’s because they all hammer on the exact same thing over and over and over. Here’s an example, apparently Rob is actually gay. So, as their leader, they’re subservient to a gay man? Don’t think they’d like that very much. POUND THEM ON THAT. Same as the paragraph above; according to their own rules, they “broke” themselves without our having to do a thing except post about them. POUND ON THEIR HYPOCRISY. That “rex” person is gender confused; everyone refers to him as a “guy” yet in a post he told me straight out that he’s a girl. They all rag on Snarf; join them. They’re Republicans. POUND THEM ON THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

They keep mentioning all the money we’re generating for Rob. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Tell them you’re there to support your friend and fellow Insurgent, whomod. Grab the moral highground. Challenge them as fathers/mothers or sons/daughters about how they would feel if the positions were turned. They tell you they couldn’t care less if someone made a post as “bsamsdaughter”; call them fucking liars and ask them what they do care about if it isn’t family? What, I ask you, is a good response to that? I don’t see one.

Sikk, Iggy, I’ve got absolutely NO idea what you hope to gain by infiltrating them. At some opportune moment they’re going to expose a weakness and you’ll pounce on the opportunity? IMHO that’s unlikely at best. Besides, that’s already been exposed as part of our plan.

You are NEVER going to win anything if you keep trying to address their each and every post individually. They’ve got you wandering around bumping into so many trees that you can’t even see the forest.

So, keep on doing whatever it is you’re doing. I’ll continue to support the effort and make my posts, keep I can’t lead people who won’t be led. I’m not going to dedicate the amount of time and effort I put in just to have everyone ignore it.

I literally spent two days last week in my office not working like I should have been, but doing my best to get things together. Now my project is behind schedule and I’ll probably have to have my ex keep my kids this weekend so I can catch up instead of being with them. On last Wednesday morning, the father of a friend of mine passed away. He was a brilliant theoretical physicist whose work was developing mathematical formulas to accurately determine the size of craters caused by various types of nuclear explosives. I’d only met him a few times, but he was obviously a genius and a dear man. In the Jewish religion we have a 7 day period of mourning called Shivah and I’ve been going back and forth between my house, my friend’s house, her mother’s house and my office and logging in from various computers to keep track while taking part in the minyan’s (12 Jewish men all praying for the dead at the same time). Instead of enjoying my three day weekend and doing things I intended to, I spent virtually every available minute posting or planning.

It just isn’t worth it anymore. Little victories are nice, but it’s not going to add up to enough to have much effect. Besides, I’m concerned over the inevitable retaliation at the Insurgency. If things had gone according to my plan, we would have split off from the Insurgency and attacked from a new place. My first priority has to be to the Insurgency boards.

I’m not mad or angry at anyone, so there’s no need to apologize or defend your actions.

I’ll see you out there as soon as I can.

Steve


That will never get old!

 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
QVAERITIS, unde mihi totiens scribantur amores,
unde meus veniat mollis in ore liber.
non haec Calliope, non haec mihi cantat Apollo.
ingenium nobis ipsa puella facit.
sive illam Cois fulgentem incedere cogis,
hac totum e Coa veste volumen erit;
seu vidi ad frontem sparsos errare capillos,
gaudet laudatis ire superba comis;
sive lyrae carmen digitis percussit eburnis,
miramur, facilis ut premat arte manus;
seu cum poscentis somnum declinat ocellos,
invenio causas mille poeta novas;
seu nuda erepto mecum


That will never get old







 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: URG
Clyde you am the one who am got your ass kicked. URG am think you am just like ass beatings!


Says the creature who got his assed kicked by the Cro magnons


impossible. urg bitchslapped them all the way to the insurgency boards....


 Quote:
Cro-Magnon (IPA: [kʀomaɲɔ̃] or anglicised IPA: /kɹəʊˈmægnən/) is one of the main types of Homo sapiens of the European Upper Paleolithic. It is named after the cave of Crô-Magnon in southwest France, where the first specimen was found.


Snooty French fukers. They am walk all upright all la dee da and aint am never dragged them knuckles. Goofiest shit URG am ever saw.
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.


Oh boy. If you're gonna keep coming until we learn something, you're in for the long haul!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I thought this was another concession speech.

Oh well. We are due for another one by tomorrow.


You know, I tried to tell you idiots that the Insurgents weren't gone but you just had to bask in ignorance and announce victory. Now the Insurgents are back and you haven't learned your lesson.


Oh boy. If you're gonna keep coming until we learn something, you're in for the long haul!


Can't argue with that.
my god... halo and mxy are SHARING MENTALITIES!!!!!
NAZI MENTALITIES!
everyone!!! goose-step as fast as you can out of here!
woo! thanks, Rob! now I have ANOTHER erection!
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
my god... halo and mxy are SHARING MENTALITIES!!!!!


AAAAAIIIIEEEEE lay off my mentalites, you damn, dirty ape!
MADHOUSE!!! IT'S A MADHOUSE!!!!
He said the sheriff is near!
I hate every Insurgent I see
From Black Machismo to Captain Z
No you'll never make an Insurgent out of me.

OH MY GOB, I was wrong!
I was gay all along
You've finally made an Insurgent...
Yes you've finally made an Insurgent
You've finally made an Insurgent
out
of
meeeeeee!







I love you, Doctor Zappius.
Your Captain Zzap obsession is tearing the boards apart, dad.
His name starts with a Z. Like Ziggy Stardust. THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
AND NOWHIE IS HALF THE BOTTLE!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I hate every Insurgent I see
From Black Machismo to Captain Z
No you'll never make an Insurgent out of me.

OH MY GOB, I was wrong!
I was gay all along
You've finally made an Insurgent...
Yes you've finally made an Insurgent
You've finally made an Insurgent
out
of
meeeeeee!







I love you, Doctor Zappius.




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Zzap!
We should adopt the new phrase "you're so my bitch" cause it sounds really impressive. I'm glad I thought of it.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk




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Zzap!


Hey Zzap, out of curiosity, have you won anything lately?
And then laughed?
A lot?
can i play the piano anymore?
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk




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Zzap!


Hey Zzap, out of curiosity, have you won anything lately?


Why, yes...

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk




I WIN!

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Zzap!


Hey Zzap, out of curiosity, have you won anything lately?


Why, yes...

Zzap!


Yes, I have.

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk




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Zzap!


Hey Zzap, out of curiosity, have you won anything lately?


Why, yes...

Zzap!


Yes, I have.

Zzap!


Thanks for...

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk




I WIN!

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Zzap!


Hey Zzap, out of curiosity, have you won anything lately?


Why, yes...

Zzap!


Yes, I have.

Zzap!


Thanks for...

Zzap!


asking. Because...

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk




I WIN!

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Zzap!


Hey Zzap, out of curiosity, have you won anything lately?


Why, yes...

Zzap!


Yes, I have.

Zzap!


Thanks for...

Zzap!


asking. Because...

Zzap!


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Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Why, yes... Zzap! Yes, I have. Zzap! Thanks for... Zzap! asking. Because... Zzap!


I'm starting to think he might have tourette's or something.
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Why, yes... Zzap! Yes, I have. Zzap! Thanks for... Zzap! asking. Because... Zzap!


I'm starting to get that craving for rexy's cock again.


Hey, I can't find the fucker either.

Zzap!
Ah, taken out the notepad, have we?
i haven't, no.

if you were asking me.
cuz you said "we"
i'm just saying.
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass.


Dude, keep that stuff private. I'm not interested.



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Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
cuz you said "we"


It is the royal We. He's talking to King Snarf. and Queenie.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass.


Dude, keep that stuff private. I'm not interested.



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Zzap!


Heh, if you weren't at least a wee bit interested you wouldn't be typing it, would you?
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
cuz you said "we"


It is the royal We. He's talking to King Snarf. and Queenie.


well, that's pretty elitist.
ELITISTER!
ister of elites?
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass.


Dude, keep that stuff private. I'm not interested.



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Zzap!


Heh, if you weren't at least a wee bit interested you wouldn't be typing it, would you?


Nope. Sorry. I enjoy women and their vaginas. But you can keep on fantasizing if it help you get through the long, dark, cold night.



Zzap!
I'm sorry, that doesn't sound too believable coming from the mind that came up with "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass."
"I enjoy women and their vaginas" is a classic phrase, by the way.
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
"I enjoy women and their vaginas" is a classic phrase, by the way.


Thanks. Over at the Insurgency, one of our members created a fictional band for me called "Captain Zzap and the Origami Vaginas".

We're cutting a record soon.

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I'm sorry, that doesn't sound too believable coming from the mind that came up with "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass."


As if I care what you do or don't find to be believable.



I WIN!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I'm sorry, that doesn't sound too believable coming from the mind that came up with "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass."


As if I care what you do or don't find to be believable.



I WIN!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Zzap!


I like that you haven't denied you wrote that piece of gay erotica, Zzap. You're a stand up guy.
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I'm sorry, that doesn't sound too believable coming from the mind that came up with "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass."


As if I care what you do or don't find to be believable.



I WIN!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Zzap!


I like that you haven't denied you wrote that piece of gay erotica, Zzap. You're a stand up guy.


And what would be the big deal if I did write gay erotica? It would be based on your exploits, but it's a work of fiction, so I can use artistic license to make you appear to be better than you actually are. I mean 3" cocks really don't belong in gay porn, but I can write it so you have a 4.5" cock. See how that works?



Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I'm sorry, that doesn't sound too believable coming from the mind that came up with "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhh. That's what my moaning will sound like with rexy's cock in my ass."


As if I care what you do or don't find to be believable.



I WIN!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Zzap!


I like that you haven't denied you wrote that piece of gay erotica, Zzap. You're a stand up guy.


Hunh? For that matter, I also haven't denied writing a biography about rexy's early career as a fluffer on a gay porn set.

Zzap!
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.
I, too, want people to devote their posts to my vajayjay.
Get your own writer, dammit!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.


Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I, too, want people to devote their posts to my vajayjay.


I work better with some inspiration. Show me a picture and I'll see what I can whip up. ;\)



Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.


Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.

Zzap!


Oh, you're familiar with that process?
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I, too, want people to devote their posts to my vajayjay.


I work better with some inspiration. Show me a picture and I'll see what I can whip up. ;\)



Zzap!


Asking my underage son for pictures of his vagina. How you've fallen, Zzap.
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.


Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.

Zzap!


Oh, you're familiar with that process?


Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you.

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I, too, want people to devote their posts to my vajayjay.


I work better with some inspiration. Show me a picture and I'll see what I can whip up. ;\)



Zzap!


Asking my underage son for pictures of his vagina. How you've fallen, Zzap.


Perhaps, but I'm still above you.

Just out of curiosity, why does your son have a vagina and why does he want someone to write about it? Is this another case of incest you're involved in?

You've really got to get counseling for that.

Zzap!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.


Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.

Zzap!


Oh, you're familiar with that process?


Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you.

Zzap!


So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I, too, want people to devote their posts to my vajayjay.


I work better with some inspiration. Show me a picture and I'll see what I can whip up. ;\)



Zzap!


Asking my underage son for pictures of his vagina. How you've fallen, Zzap.


Perhaps, but I'm still above you.


Yeah, you're really proving it with all this classy material that mind of yours is cooking up!
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.


Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.

Zzap!


Oh, you're familiar with that process?


Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you.

Zzap!


So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv!


Admitting that you've been abused is the first step to healing. If you're not comfortable telling me, I'm sure rex would be happy to help.



I WIN!

Zzap!

P.S. This is boring, I'm moving on.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Seems like you've got a lot of experience in the word of gay publishing, Zzap. Still, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about the fact that you've just devoted a sentence to my penis. I don't know, it's an icky feeling.


Yeah. Heh. I'll bet you're very familiar with icky feelings. Were you one of the victims in the Catholic Priest Pedophilia scandal? How many times were you sexually abused? Does it still continue? Should I call someone to help you? It's anonymous you know.

Zzap!


Oh, you're familiar with that process?


Only from what I've read in the newspaper. But you go ahead and tell me about your experiences. I'm here for you.

Zzap!


So you think a priest abused me and you wanna hear all about it? You sick old perv!


Admitting that you've been abused is the first step to healing. If you're not comfortable telling me, I'm sure rex would be happy to help.



I WIN!

Zzap!


I doubt that! Unless you're trying to tell me that he's been helpful to you.

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P.S. This is boring, I'm moving on.


See, if I did like to brag, I'd say something mean right now. But I'll let you off the hook. \:\)
I win again!

Zzap!

You got served!

I'm hardcore!
i broke my penis, raping Whomod's daughter. she was so tight, it snapped my 7" cock right off. 7" circumferance.
that one was only, like, half an inch long.
I think god glued it on wrong-way.
hello, we're talking penis in here.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
I'm logging out now.

You can come out of your hiding places.

rexy's back in charge.

Thanks for a swell time.

Later.

Zzap!



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There are 50 feet of cotton thread that fill my shirt. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of fibers it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate. Hate.
is your hate like that of fundamentalist Muslims for pork? or that of Jews for Auschwitzh?
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