The interesting thing here is that the only way I can get Airborne Ranger training in my contract is if I change my MOS to Special Forces in the first place.

That would translate to four weeks of hell--on top of all the other bullshit I'd have to put up with.

On the upside: I'd have all four Army Berets, two wicked cool "SF" and "Ranger" tabs on my shoulder, instant E-5 rank (if I didn't already have it), and an Above Top Secret security clearance.

Worth it? I dunno.

You ain't 'sposed to fuck special forces.

Apparently you are.

I beat Halo Reach on Legendary and am a rank Lt. Colonel so, you know, thats kinda the same.

Fuck that. In Street Fighter IV arcade edition I became the best fighter in the world. But I didn't do it for the money or the glory. I did it because fighting is all that I have ever lived for.

No, that's really not interesting at all. I'd rather hear more about your drug lord battles and excursions to South America...

Dammit SOM, your fighting is tearing these boards apart!

Commissioned officers. Pfft!

Enlisted till I die....Or just leave.



Yeah about that. I just got finished raiding a Cartel shipment that went across the border. Apparently, it was carrying your most recent order of psychedelics. You'll have to settle for Jenkem for the interim. Sorry.

If you had Top Secret clearance in this country, I'd lose what little faith I have in America, and I'd be tempted to flee to South America.

I know that would be worth it to you, so you go girl!

But maybe if he's Top Secret clearance he can discover what's in the Colonels secret recipe!

Not even The One is privy to that information.



You tell 'em Alec!

I knew you'd go for that.

Really though. Pariah with Top Secret clearance? That's some scary shit.

Good thing I quit taking acid back in the 90's, then...

Do you want the hat, or do you want the job?

I can probably get the hat off eBay.

I haven't read any of the posts in this thread because I'm pretty sure it's just about Pariah wanting the Special Forces guys to run a train on him.

Yeah.

There was something about pariah jumping out of a plane but not in the good way.

That's one thing that sucks about going Airborne Ranger Special Forces whatever. You have to learn different creeds and ballads for each one.

That's on top of the Soldier's Creed, the Army song, general orders, and whatever song(s) and/or creed(s) attached to your individual job description within the Army.

I just wanted to shoot stuff up, but noooooo.

Thanks.