SoM, it's not hard to see why people mistake you for also being Mxy. You're one of the funniest fuckers on these boards, if not THE funniest. In all sincerity, no joking, and no homosexual feelings involved, thank you for continuing to show up and post. I really fucking enjoy it, man.

Fun Fact, I actually mistook Captain Sammitch on Facebook as you, while we're talking about his router.

Then I remembered you don't have Facebook, and that I actually refer to him as Sammitch instead of Phil.

Phil Smith's a nice guy. I'll take it as a compliment.

I Twitter. No Facebook.

Watch out SoM. Pro's looking to make fuck with your face.

SoM once risked his life and ran into a burning home because there were dogs inside and was craving barbeque.

TO SON OF MXY!

One time, SoM unzipped his pants and allowed his balls to rest against the bare earth, freely. Chile had their biggest earthquake that same day.

TO SON OF MXY!

There was a man with a knife, and SoM punched him in the throat and laughed the knife apart and made the man cry.

TO SON OF MXY!

Back in the 1980's, SoM glared at the German Wall for five-minutes and Communism fell in Europe an hour later.

TO SON OF MXY!

One time SoM went to New Orleans and couldn't get a BJ. So he said "God damn you New Orleans!". That day, Hurricane Katrina struck and killed dozens and left thousands homeless.


TO SON OF MXY!

In 1402 SoM coined the phrase "shit just got real." 9 months later Thomas Crapper was born.


TO SON OF MXY!

dude, too soon.

its been over 600 years dude. I'm sure Thomas Crapper is okay with shit jokes.

No, that was Barack Obama.

Hey look! It's G-Man trying to spread politics into nice threads outside the Hate Forum! Did anyone see THAT coming?