He has the power of a million exploding anus.

Go home Roger.

The Sentry is not a superhero.

He's a superheroine?

Does this look at all gay to you?

There is a couple of homos in Stormwatch. You should have picked one of them.

picking up homos is your forte, not mine.

What the heck is that?

it's a page from a comic book.

If memory serves, it's a page from The Authority.

You're something from a comic book.

Stormwatch methinks.

You missed three Willie Seth from The Authroity? He has 10000 powers. Surely one of them must be anus explosion.

There was a great threead on the DCMB Authority board, where people listed the 10000 powers. Some of them were very funny.

Heh. Sounds funny. It reminds me of Resurrection Man and the goofy powers he would sometimes be reborn with. One issue of Resurrection Man Hitman ,Tommy Monaghan, repeatedly killed Resurrection Man until he came back with a power they could use to
fight off the bad guys they were fighting. Sometimes he would come back with the
ability to make butterflies or fireworks or some goofy power.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL GOING ON ABOUT? I couldn't be arsed to read this whole piece of tripe. Can someone condense it for us lazier posters? I do read the Authority but never read Resurrection Man...so skip the part about the lame-o who dies and gets sissy powers when he comes back to life. BORING!!!!!!!!!