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Posted By: Rob moderator selection - 2007-01-02 3:35 AM
you can vote for the nominees in the list, below. you may name 1, 2, or 3 individuals from the list. the top 3 vote-recipients will be moderatinated. in the case of a tie, people die!!! and we'll come up with some sorta tie-breaker. all votes are public, to help weed out the flow of alt votes, so just respond with who y'wants.

    beardguy
    dogbert
    uschi
    ttt
    wednesday / jason e. perkins
    thedoctor
    harleykwin
    nowhereman
    joe mama
    r3x
    pariah
    sammitch
    wbam
    mxy
    snarf
    uj


to help avoid paralyzing, brain-asploding confusion, your responses are in two parts; (1) whether you want moderators in this forum or not, and (2) who you want the mods to be, were there moderators. the answer to part 1 is "yes" unless you clarify otherwise.

voting ends monday, january 8, at 11:59 pm est (regardless of how many additional days it takes me to remember that the voting ended on monday, january 8, at 11:59 pm est)
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 3:56 AM
beardguy (nope)
dogbert (too much of a rookie)
uschi (yes...........and nekkid)
ttt (nope)
wednesday / jason e. perkins (brotha dont need no more power)
thedoctor (nope)
harleykwin (nope)
nowhereman (I still dont understand why I am on the list)
joe mama (fuck off)
r3x (yes)
pariah (ha ha, like I am gonna vote for him)
sammitch (too gay)
wbam (is that spelled right? nope)
mxy (of course)
snarf (go fuck yourself Snarf)
uj (too German)

So my vote:
Uschito
Raymundo
Mxycan
Posted By: URG Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 4:22 AM
wednesday / jason e. perkins
thedoctor
uj
Posted By: Pariah Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:04 AM
Mxy
Pariah
No third is needed.
Posted By: klinton Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:08 AM
TTT, The Doctor, and Joe Mama.
Posted By: King Snarf Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:30 AM
Beardguy, dogbert, and.... ME!!!!!!
Posted By: Jeremy Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:33 AM
Nowhereman
Joseph Mother
Mxy
Posted By: harleykwin Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:34 AM
doc
UJ
mxy
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:46 AM
Quote:

King Snarf said:
Beardguy, dogbert, and.... ME!!!!!!




Posted By: rex Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:50 AM
wednesday / jason e. perkins
joe mama
r3x
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 6:03 AM
Mxy
Mxy
Mxy

Rob, I do mean it when I say that I'll send the forum to hell if I'm elected, btw. I have no interest in moderating and no heart to be neglectful, so my only option is being an insane tyrant.
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 6:22 AM
Myself. on tghe off chance that I can pinball threads between the two forums ad infinitum.

and maybe get in the secret mod forum if I mod two forums
Posted By: Prometheus Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 6:31 AM
  • Ray
  • Jerry
  • TTT
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 7:38 AM
Drzsmith
DICKEEMOE
JLA
Posted By: Jeremy Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 7:39 AM
Poor DICKEEMOE...
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 7:43 AM
Quote:

Jeremy said:
Poor DICKEEMOE...




Another vote for DICKEEMOE!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 8:28 AM
Quote:

Beardguy57 said:
Quote:

King Snarf said:
Beardguy, dogbert, and.... ME!!!!!!









I'd say Beardguy, dogbert and I now have at least two votes a piece.
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 8:51 AM
It's a good start.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 8:57 AM
I don't want to mod this forum.

I think Jasnedsday was joking.
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 9:51 AM
Doc
Mxy
Beardguy

Variety is the spice...
Posted By: PJP Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 3:22 PM
r3x
harley
mxy
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 5:48 PM
i still vote for merging the forums together again but since that seems not possible i vote for

uschi, harley and joe mama

Quote:

Uschi said:

and maybe get in the secret mod forum if I mod two forums



get in line
Posted By: the G-man Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 6:16 PM
Beardguy
Pariah
Adler
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 6:24 PM
I'll vote for myself, as well. Although I am now posting less, I am still here everyday, and would not be an absentee Mod.

( One of my New Year's things for 2007 is to be on the computer less. )
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 8:41 PM
I vote for myself because I would be awesome. You've seen what I can accomplish when I can be motivated to get off my ass long enough. Modding this forum would be that kind of motivation. It might bring out my true level of awesomeness more often. Plus I feel I've started enough really good topics in this forum to make up for all the retarded ones I've started in the others. I would also like to vote for Doc and Harley, because they would also do a good job.
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 9:21 PM
Uschi and Captain Sammitch
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 10:28 PM
hawt
Posted By: notwedge Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 10:44 PM
beardguy
joe mama
mxy
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 10:59 PM
Klinton nominates me then doesnt vote for me.
What a silly gay joemasexual.

Still not as silly as Jermery who did vote for me!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-02 11:03 PM
ps: self votes should be disallowed!
Posted By: allan1 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-03 4:57 PM
Uschi
Mxy
Nowhereman

I agree....no self-voting should count.
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-04 6:51 AM
Quote:

Nowhereman said:
ps: self votes should be disallowed!




even presidential electoral candidates can vote for themselcves on their ballots. stop being so damn British or I'll toss your tea in the ocean.
Posted By: theory9 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-04 2:01 PM
Quote:

allan1 said:
Uschi
Mxy
Nowhereman

I agree....no self-voting should count.




BSAMS
Nowhereman
ROY BATTY
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-04 7:50 PM
Quote:

Uschi said:

even presidential electoral candidates can vote for themselcves on their ballots.



And thats a good thing?
Posted By: Captain Sweden Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-04 11:37 PM
beardguy
dogbert
uschi
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-05 12:03 AM
A vote for me is a vote for a mod who does jack shit!
Thats what I do in the sports forum, so why change the habit of a lifetime?
Posted By: klinton Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-05 12:26 AM
Quote:

Nowhereman said:
Klinton nominates me then doesnt vote for me.
What a silly gay joemasexual.




You've taken all the fun out of the nomination by getting right active in here. The point was to get some deep thoughts outa you (if that shit is possible for the english...but one can hope).
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-05 1:23 AM
You want me to post in this forum but being active in this forum is wrong?
That dont make sense!

I voted for who I think should be mods..........did you not notice that I didnt vote for me?

In case ya aint noticed Klints, I dont wanna be mod here, and when this voting is over, I'll prolly go back to not visiting this forum!
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-05 6:31 AM
Or you could help me delete threads and such.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-05 4:00 PM
But that would mean actually doing something!
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-05 11:17 PM
Yes, something evil.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-06 4:05 AM
Yes, but that'd be like making an effort!

Tell ya what, if I become mod, I'll just move all the topics to the other DT forum so they could be united once more!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-06 5:07 AM
Madness!
Posted By: allan1 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-06 2:20 PM
That's just crazy enough to penis.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-06 3:43 PM
Vote me, vote Fuck You!
Posted By: Rob Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-08 11:00 PM
the breakdown thus far:
    mxy - IIIIIIIII
    beardguy - IIIIIII
    uschi - IIIIII
    joe mama - IIIII
    doc - IIIII
    r3x - IIIII
    dogbert - III
    nowie - III
    harley - III
    sammitch - II
    snarf - II
    wednesday e. perkins - II
    uj - II
    pariah - II
    ttt - II


as of this post, there are 9 hours left to vote -- voting ends monday, january 8, at 11:59 pm est

thus far, mxy clearly ran the strongest campaign by saying he didn't want to be a mod. if voting ended now, the mods would be mxy, beardguy, and uschi. ...unless mxy didn't really want to be mod, and then joe, doc, or r3x would be the third mod.

already voted: nowie, urg, pariah, klinton, snarf, jeremy, harley, beardguy, rex, mxy, uschi, pro, jla, pig iron, pjp, sneaky, gman, sammitch, notwedge, allan, theory, capn sweden, bradwing
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 1:28 AM
I voted too, Bobo. For Sammitch and Uschi.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 1:34 AM
There must be too many drugs in this world.
How the fuck did I manage to get three votes and yet didnt vote for myself?
Thats three votes too many!

I need to stop being so nice to people!
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 1:59 AM
Quote:

Rob Kamphausen said:
the breakdown thus far:
    mxy - IIIIIIIII
    beardguy - IIIIIII
    uschi - IIIIII
    joe mama - IIIII
    doc - IIIII
    r3x - IIIII
    dogbert - III
    nowie - III
    harley - III
    sammitch - II
    snarf - II
    wednesday e. perkins - II
    uj - II
    pariah - II
    ttt - II


as of this post, there are 9 hours left to vote -- voting ends monday, january 8, at 11:59 pm est

thus far, mxy clearly ran the strongest campaign by saying he didn't want to be a mod. if voting ended now, the mods would be mxy, beardguy, and uschi. ...unless mxy didn't really want to be mod, and then joe, doc, or r3x would be the third mod.

already voted: nowie, urg, pariah, klinton, snarf, jeremy, harley, beardguy, rex, mxy, uschi, pro, jla, pig iron, pjp, sneaky, gman, sammitch, notwedge, allan, theory, capn sweden, bradwing




He mentioned you, Brad. I highlighted where he did.
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 2:46 AM
Thanks, Jerry, but I already voted pages ago. It would be up to Rob to find it, but I decided to just repost instaed.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 2:52 AM
And Beardguy pointed out that Rob had counted your vote and mentioned you!
Posted By: Rob Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 2:53 AM
i tallied the votes first, then went back and scanned for who voted. pennie's vote was in the tally, but i missed his name on the second run through.

i guess his avatar just blurred with sammitch's. also, i am racist.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 3:10 AM
John Byrne!
Posted By: Rob Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 3:12 AM
known penwing racist.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 3:28 AM
I'm rassist against everyone!
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 3:32 AM
Well, obviously!
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 3:49 AM
Quote:

Rob Kamphausen said:
i tallied the votes first, then went back and scanned for who voted. pennie's vote was in the tally, but i missed his name on the second run through.

i guess his avatar just blurred with sammitch's.




Posted By: The Time Trust Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 4:48 AM
How many times do I have to tell you people? DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK!
Posted By: the G-man Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 5:31 AM
What we need is the RKMB electoral college.
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-09 6:51 AM
Posted By: Rob Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-10 7:41 PM
well'p, as the voting didn't change after the last recap, the top 3 vote recipients and new mods for this forum will be:

mxy - 9 votes
beardguy - 7 votes
uschi - 6 votes

unless mxy really doesn't wanna mod, in which case i will let him choose one of the next three:

joe mama - 5 votes
doc - 5 votes
r3x - 5 votes

i await the mxy press conference.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 4:11 AM
Excellent!
All this means that I no longer feel the need to visit this forum anymore!

Fuck you Klinton!
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 4:27 AM
woo-hoo! Total-RKMBS-domination HERE I COME!
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 4:46 AM
Uschi should be a mod of every forum!
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:13 AM
She'd be like the Ben Stiller of moderators!
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:14 AM
oh no! I don't want to SUCk...
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:26 AM
Or does she?
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:29 AM
well, not you
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:29 AM















































Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:52 AM
Quote:

Captain Sammitch said:
She'd be like the Ray Liotta of moderators!


Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 5:56 AM
okay, that's probably more accurate
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 7:50 PM
Quote:

the G-man said:
What we need is the RKMB gay man on man gay man gay sex forum.


Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 8:13 PM
Quote:

britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
Quote:

the G-man said:
What we need is the RKMB gay man on man gay man gay sex forum.







I don't know how necessary that really is. We already have Rob's blog.
Posted By: Rob Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-11 10:59 PM
whoa!

lookit you workin the cheap heat!
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 12:36 AM
Testing testing 1 2 3
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 12:37 AM
Okay, cool, I can post in here, too, finally.
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 4:57 AM
Quote:

Rob Kamphausen said:
well'p, as the voting didn't change after the last recap, the top 3 vote recipients and new mods for this forum will be:

mxy - 9 votes
beardguy - 7 votes
uschi - 6 votes

unless mxy really doesn't wanna mod, in which case i will let him choose one of the next three:

joe mama - 5 votes
doc - 5 votes
r3x - 5 votes

i await the mxy press conference.




Then howcome the mods are The Time Trust and First Among Daves and yesterday there WERE no mods here?
Posted By: Rob Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 5:29 AM
i haven't made any mod changes in here... were they really not mods before?

a wanton act of the crisis?
Posted By: notwedge Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 5:58 AM
They were always there. She's just mad with power.
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 6:08 AM
No freakin' way. I swear I looked yesterday 'cause I was curious if I was up yet. There were none listed.
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 6:58 AM
Superboy has just GOT to be stopped from punching that frelling wall!
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 6:59 AM
I CHOOSE LIFE.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 7:26 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:
No freakin' way. I swear I looked yesterday 'cause I was curious if I was up yet. There were none listed.



you went blind from snacking your balls
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 7:44 AM
and science.
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 8:55 AM
SCIENCE!
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 9:16 AM
Great, now I can't get that song out of my head.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 9:31 AM
http://www.nme.com/news/culture-club/23385
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-12 4:34 PM
Quote:

Uschi said:
No freakin' way. I swear I looked yesterday 'cause I was curious if I was up yet. There were none listed.



They have been there for ages.
I suggest you get Beardguys balls out of your eyes before you look at the internet next time!
Posted By: Uschi Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-13 5:08 AM
Oh goodness, no. It has to be all of you that are wrong.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-13 2:12 PM
Is it too late to vote for the DICKEEMOE?
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-13 8:31 PM
Quote:

Jason E. Perkins said:
Is it too late to vote for the DICKEEMOE?




Moe or less.... yes.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-14 2:10 AM
Quote:

Nowhereman said:
I suggest you get Beardguys balls out of your eyes before you look at the internet next time!




Quote:

Uschi said:
Oh goodness, no.




She is in love!
Posted By: Brad Lee Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-14 8:40 PM
Quote:

Rob Kamphausen said:
whoa!

lookit you workin the cheap heat!




PJP's rubbed off on me a little I guess.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 12:47 AM
too easy.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 12:56 AM
I need to see nekkid pics of the candidates before I choose!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 3:34 AM
Quote:

Son of Mxy said:
I need to see nekkid pics of the candidates (especially Beardguy) before I choose!


Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 9:43 AM
Dear Beardguy,

Please don't post naked pictures of yourself.

Love,
Jesus
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 10:18 AM
and,
The Devil
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 11:22 AM
Stupid pagans.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-15 4:41 PM
Quote:

britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
and,
The Devil



And Mick Jagger!
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-26 1:52 AM
Pleased to meet ya! I hope you guesses my name!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-26 4:17 AM
Whats puzzling you is the nature of my game
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: moderator selection - 2007-01-29 10:41 AM
I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
"Who sucks the pussy's?" (whoo whoo)
When after all (whoo whoo)
It was you and me (whoo whoo)
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