I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

I like chocolate mint chip ice cream.

beardguy is clearly perturbed by the notion that anyone would compete with him for dominance of this forum, not to mention display so much more depth than he's prepared to deal with.

You read too much into things sometimes, Sammitch!

I meant exactly what I said. Have a can of soda and chill, Phil.

You certainly won't find it in a gasoline fight.

No one ought to play with gasoline...

Unless they want to flame on!

Too...many...gay jokes. I bet rex has A-game material for this.

Are you fantasizing about me again?

The Big Valboski does more than just expose hismelf!

Wait... when has rex ever had A-game material...?

I had it with your mom last night.

Now that's A-game material.

Agreed. And you're welcome, rex.