I need some quotes for my profile...

my secret shame

Secret? You're greek.

You guys are awesome. :lol

Keep it coming. You get to vent at me for once! I'm sure I've pissed some of you off!

I think more people should do threads like these.

"Captain Sammitch - when a regular sammitch just isn't good enough."

Signatures are for the weak.

"Where's the beef?"

.....I uh....I got nothin'

Captain Sammitch!
He's our hero!
Gonna take hunger down to zero!
He's our powers magnified
Fighting on lunch's side!

as a potential mod.....I have to warn you any future posts this dumb will result in a banning.

how about a poem to the tune of Yankee Doodle?

Captain Sammich needs some quotes
To copy to his profile!
So every one is posting shit
And soon it'll be a shit pile!

Captain Sammich, copy this!
Captain Sammich, here you go!
Captain Sammich, it burns to piss
God damn that Japanese ho!

sometimes
there's a man--I won't say a hero,
'cause what's a hero?--but sometimes
there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about Captain Sammitch here--
sometimes there's a man who, well,
he's the man for his time and place,
he fits right in there--and that's
the Captain, in off-topic.

...and even if he's a lazy poster, and
the Captain was certainly that--quite
possibly the laziest in the "Important" subsection.

...which would place him high in the
runnin' for laziest forumwide--but
sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes
there's a man.

Well, I lost m'train of thought here.
But--aw hell, I done innerduced him
enough.

Fuck you! And you can quote me on that!

I've always wanted to say that.

Don't have a cow, man!

The 90's called...they want your catch phrase back.

Dude, are you making fun of me?

I can't help the way I talk, man.

Sammitch looks ugly naked.

I thought it was the women.

What women? This place is 99% sausage.

Back when I was single, yeah. Of course, now that I got my girlfriend posting on here, you may be right after all.

I meant the pics in the women forum.

Which one is your girlfriend?

Meeko.

Thats what I thought. Lucky guy.

Don't feel bad, Jer. There's plenty o' real live wimmens on these boards you could go after!

I recommend Cowgirl Jack. She's awesome.

I concur.

He's not the only one to say so.

yeah, reax says that too

no please don't

If you wanna, more power to ya!

*sighs*

We're the Sammitch-teers!
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our lunches is the thing to do!
Cheating and not eating is not the way!
Hear what Captain Sammitch has to say!

The power is YOURS!

That's one of those things that you only have to post once.

Because if you posted it twice, someone would come along and PUNCH you IN THE FACE.

cue Chris Oakley

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Captain Sammitch said:

That's one of those things that you only have to post once.

Because if you posted it twice, someone would come along and PUNCH you IN THE FACE.

Well, of course I only have to post it once. Because obviously it's so brilliant you'll be putting it in your profile signature as soon as possible!

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Captain Sammitch said:
Don't feel bad, Jer. There's plenty o' real live wimmens blah blah blah

Someday...someday...

Captain Sammitch: He's a lean mean pirate machine!

I'll get you Captain Sammich! If it's the last thing I do!

For a world to live Captain Sammich had to die!

I keep misspelling the name. I'm an idiot.

In a time without hope, Captain Sammitch inspired millions!

that's telling 'em, Jubarg!

Nice.

They call me Captain Sammitch because I like to sammitch my cock between Rob Kamphausen's butt cheeks, and I am the Captain of that ass. "Who's your Captain, Rob? Who's your Captain?"

I'd like to thank Captain Sammitch for all those times that he so effortlessly cock blocked Rob for me, and took one for the team.

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Pig Iron said:
I'd like to thank Captain Sammitch for all those times that he so effortlessly cock blocked Rob for me, and took one for the team.

Pfffffffffft.

reset

No one is discussing the sammitch.

"Sammitch: I hope that's mayonnaise he leaks when you bite him..."

Amazing!

I Like peanut butter and cum sandwichs

Way to capitalize the "L" for no good reason AND misspell "sandwichES". Stupid.

Was I talking to you, dipshit? No? Then move along. I know you love me, but this stalking thing you're doing has to stop.

"One part anonymity. Two parts tomfoolery. Five parts desperation. All Captain Sammitch!"

Nice.

Other than the peanut butter and jelly smears across the walls, there was no proof that Captain Sammitch had been at the crime scene.

Yet, we knew in our hearts, it was him.

"Have you every danced with Captain Sammitch in the pale moonlight?"

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Balloonknot said:
I hung out with Joe Mama and all I got was Aids

It's your own fault. If you were able to hold your alcohol better, you wouldn't have passed out and given me the chance to drop you in the middle of that Roxbury heroin den. I made $500 pimpin' your ass - literally your ass - to those horny junkies. I'll send you your 10%, though...you gotta buy your AZT somehow.

Okay, I updated my sig with some newer quotes. Don't feel bad if yours hasn't been used yet.

"CHICKEN PENIS ASS"

"You and the Captain can make it happen."

It's under consideration.

Where's my quote?

I'm trying to rotate them at a regular pace.

O... Okay... I understand.

*hides in a broom closet*

Captain Sammich,almost as gay as Rob!

I like Jaburg's quote.

get jaburg stoned one night......and he'll give you enough quotes to last 10 years.

that crazy wacky jaburg cracks me up!

I notice I've disappeared from your sig, PJP. Ingrate.

"Captain Sammitch. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time."

It would surprise me if Doc made a post that didn't kick ass.

I had to give rex a shout out.......I'll get you back there.

Just messin' with ya. Whatever you want - it's YOUR sig.

One story Chewy Walrus told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Chicago. There was a gang of Cubs fans that wanted their own web board. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need computers or money or even posters. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Sammitch. He was small-time then, just running Red Sox forums, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his roommate and Meeko in the house and decide to wait for Sammitch. He comes home to find his roommate raped and Meeko screaming. The Cubs fans knew Sammitch was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.

They tell him they want his message board, all his business. Sammitch looks over the faces of his roommate and girlfriend. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.

He tells him he would rather see his friends dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Cubs fan, waits until his roommate and Meeko are back at school, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that mods tell their posters at night. "Rat on your pop and Captain Sammitch will get you." But no one ever really believes.

"The greatest trick Sammitch ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."

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Joe Mama said:
One story Chewy Walrus told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Chicago. There was a gang of Cubs fans that wanted their own web board. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need computers or money or even posters. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Sammitch. He was small-time then, just running Red Sox forums, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his roommate and Meeko in the house and decide to wait for Sammitch. He comes home to find his roommate raped and Meeko screaming. The Cubs fans knew Sammitch was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.

They tell him they want his message board, all his business. Sammitch looks over the faces of his roommate and girlfriend. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.

He tells him he would rather see his friends dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Cubs fan, waits until his roommate and Meeko are back at school, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that mods tell their posters at night. "Rat on your pop and Captain Sammitch will get you." But no one ever really believes.

Amazing. Is that less than 700 characters?

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thedoctor said:
"The greatest trick Sammitch ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."

These are good. But I have to leave the current ones up at least a week, to give full props to the last bunch of posters. Still, keep 'em coming. I may have my profile booked up for a month in advance!

"Let me tell you about Captain Sammitch. Once there was this geezer called Chewy Walrus who worked for Sammitch. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Sammitch invited Chewy 'round for an explanation. Chewy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute Sammitch lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Chewy to death with this. That was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . Hence, Captain Sammitch is a man you pay if you owe."

80 percent of the world's population regularly eats insects.

The remaining 20% eat poop.

I'm going to rotate quotes again in a few days. Keep 'em coming.

Science healed thier bodies, but only Sammich could heal thier souls.

In a time where olive loaf ruled, Captain Sammich fought for bologna.

68% More captain Sammitch inside!

Haha! Awesome!

I rotated quotes again. I'm getting around to 'em, guys.

As Doc, JLA and Jaburg have shown you, giving quotes is sorta like buying raffle tickets. - the more you contribute, the greater your chances of winning!

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of
Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these
different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction
because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of
our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." —George W.
Bush, advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan.
22, 2004

Hi Ahmad Safi

"JESUS DIED FOR YOU JOHN LENNON!"

Yes.

"Shut the fuck up!"

Captain Sammitch: The best lay I've ever had.

Captain Sammitch: Just outed by jim jackson

Captain Sammitch: More entertaining when sleep deprived.

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Jim Jackson said:
Captain Sammitch: The best lay I've ever had.

Heh. Nice try Jim. But very funny nonetheless.

You know you've wondered about it...

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Jim Jackson said:
Captain Sammitch: The best lay I've ever had.

Captain Sammitch: Man of the campus, prince of the stage, and king of the rkmbs

Captain Sammitch: Not to be confused with chewy walrus.

Captain Sammitch: Chewy Snack

Captain Sammitch: Meeko loves him. And so does Jim.

Captain Sammitch: Sammitch by day, gay porn star by night.

Captain Sammitch: Does not approve.

Heh.

Captain Sammitch:Sentinel of lavatory

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rex said:
Captain Sammitch: Not to be confused with chewy walrus.

This one's my favorite.

"Captain Sammitch: Giving Captains everywhere a bad name..."

Gotta get to 6000 posts somehow, I guess.

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Chewy Walrus said:
"Captain Sammitch: Giving Captains everywhere a bad name..."

Surely Captain Howdy beat him to that!

Not if Captain Sammitch gives Captain Howdy a bad name...

You wish!

And on the seventh day Sammitch rested.

Happy St. Sammitch Day

Sammitch..........rugged and durable yet handles like a sedan.

Sammitch loves to fuck cum dumpsters.

Whoa.

Yeah..

Sammitch: Strong enough for a man...I forget the rest.

Amusing.

I'm guess Balloonknot is counting the minutes until he can eat some lunch.

We believe Captain Sammitch is the chosen one that will bring balance to the Force.

Captain Sammitch did not kill Kenny!

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Chewy Walrus said:
Not if Captain Sammitch gives Captain Howdy a bad name...

But he already has a bad name!

captain sammitch isnt rob in disguise,i am.

Captain Sammitch Loves To Choke His Chicken!

Foreign object inhaled

If you or your child inhales a foreign object, see your doctor. If the inhaled object causes choking:

Use the Heimlich maneuver to try to remove the object.
Dial 911 or call for emergency medical assistance.
To perform the Heimlich maneuver on someone else:

Stand behind the choking person and wrap your arms around his or her waist. Bend the person slightly forward.
Make a fist with one hand and place it slightly above the person's navel.
Grasp your fist with the other hand and press hard into the abdomen with a quick, upward thrust. Repeat this procedure until the object is expelled from the airway.
To perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself:

Position your own fist slightly above your navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand and thrust upward into your abdomen until the object is expelled, or lean forward over the back of a chair to produce this effect.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

Steve, will that fit in your sig?

EAT FUCKING SHIT!!

terse and overused. I vote 'no.'

THUMBS DOWN

Quite.

Captain Sammitch: When you really, really need a last resort...

I still agree with you. Still, that doesn't mean that all efforts should cease...

Should we start PMing him?

I'm just waiting for some more quotes to roll in.

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Chris Oakley said:
P.S.As if I don't have enough drama in my life,my brother was arrested this afternoon after we got in an argument.

No.

You are insane.

"And you will know my name is Sammitch, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

"Captain Sammitch - because you don't want no scrubs!"

hahaha!!!

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backwards7 said:
Can I have your pencil sharpener?

Captain Sammich
Fighting for truth, justice, and the pursuit of a really tasty hougie.

"Captain Sammitch: King of the Luchadores."

"Captain Sammitch: Filled with the cold-cuts of Truth."

"Soup's on, bitches, and Captain Sammitch is here to ladle it out!"

"Captain Sammitch: I'm pretty sure he could change a tire."

"Captain Sammitch: The Bizarro-Carson Daly."

Captain Sammitch: Real man. Real Sammitch.

All in the span of like two hours!

Captain Sammich. Meh, It's better than Captain Underpants.

Captain Sammich. Now only 6 calories.

"The sun never sets on Captain Sammitch."

"Captain Sammitch: Because Captain Panini sounded too gay."

"Captain Sammitch can pound nails into an oil drum with his fists while singing a lullaby so beautiful, children happily cry themselves to sleep."

You're outdoing yourself. I can only put up two quotes from any one poster per sig. Try and contain your brilliance.

CAPTAIN SAMMITCH IS THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTASY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND!

Captain Sammich. No not a wrap, a sammich.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Dave Barry

Okay - I will change my sig tomorrow.

I hope mine makes it this time!

What was yours again? I'm too lazy to go back a page or two...

It has potential.

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
"CHICKEN PENIS ASS"

'Fraid not. It doesn't abide by the guidelines.

You know who would like this thread?

DICKEEMOE, that's who

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Captain Sammitch said:
'Fraid not. It doesn't abide by the guidelines.

indeed.

SPANISH EYES
U2

Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Empty heart, beat tight as a drum set
Empty love, she’d shine like a song
Wey hey hey, baby hang on (to anything)

Our love shines like rain
In those spanish eyes
Spanish eyes

Wey hey hey, here she comes
She comes in colors
You know she gonna turn the daylight on
’cause I love the way you talk to me
And I love the way you walk on me
And I need you more
Oh, than you need me

Our love shines like rain
In those spanish eyes
Spanish eyes

I’ll cross the world for green and gold
But it’s those spanish eyes
That get me home...home again

Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Wey hey hey, you know that
The night is young
Dazzled by lights that shine in your eyes
I’m standing in the shadows
And wait for the night
Forever in fever, forever in heat
You pick me up to put me out on the street

Wey hey hey, baby hang on, hang on
Wey hey hey, baby hang on, hang on
’cause I love the way you talk to me
And I love the way you’re mean to me
And I need you

Captain Sammitch:
Amid lingering gunsmoke and the screams of the dying, his legend spreads... among those who dare to speak his name, in whispers...

Captain Sammitch:
Would you leave him alone with your sister ?

Captain Sammitch, the Burger King doesn't stand a chance against him.

Heh.

Okay, now it's time to rotate. Keep 'em coming for next week!

Or month, or whenever I get off my ass long enough to do it.

Finally updated. So many quotes, it was hard to pick the best ones out.

Everyone knows what a Pearl Necklace is ....sure. Around these parts though when you give a girl a Pearl Necklace then poke her in the eye with the head of your Penis.......we call that a Sammitch.

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Captain Sammitch said:
Finally updated. So many quotes, it was hard to pick the best ones out.

I think rex's quotes is dumb as shit........Sammitch quoted him because it's Be Kind to Retards Week.

Captain Sammitch - Slightly used and mostly confused.

Captain Sandwich.... not to be confused with Captain Sammitch.

My personal quote of love and honesty to you, Phillip:

"Piss off."

Thank you.

Captain Sammich - Now available in Extra Strength

Captain Sammich - Ribbed for her pleasure

When using Captain Sammitch and you experience an erection lasting more than 4 days, please contact a doctor immediately.

Captain Sammich: ribbed for her pleasure.

Captain Sammitch: Ribbed for his Pleasure.

*** You are ignoring this user ***

Captain Sammitch: Ribbed For PJP's Pleasure

You're done. You're all done.

Get some new material or get out of my sight.

Joe, Korina says you can stay. But I still think you need new material.

Korina can tell you, I sometimes come up with some comedy f'in' GOLD!!! But not always...

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Joe Mama said:
Captain Sammitch: Ribbed For PJP's Pleasure

"Magic beans and golden harps give me the willies!" -- PheePhiPhobia

"Stallone has committed to two more Rocky movies." -- Yo!phobia

Chewing Captain Sammitch after meals will help reduce plaque and tooth decay.

Zuh?

When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Sammitch!

South Park - It's A Rockin' World

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake about it..
Whoh whoh, well welcome to this world bro
Whoh whoh, we're tryin to find an answer
Whoh whoh, we got a surface module and a belly dancer..

On the sidewalk surf..
A boy is trying to show a girl what he is worth,
Both arms in plaster..
But he's still gonna, go right up and ask her..
Why is it barbaric, is it biological?
Why is it kinetic, is it astrophysiological?
It's an epidemic, there's nothing logically Logical
Logical, Logical..

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake about it..

Now, why do babies cry?
I asked the crow today, but all he did was fly..
And he took the cynic way,
The laws of chaos..
Left us all in disarray.
Now take the bumblebee, a lousy rotten bum..
Not a shred of money, just a lazy buzzing hum
He takes all our honey..
And Now the Garden of Eden has got to pay, that's who.
Well we're back to base..
Can't make no error in tale of this place.
But home we're returning back to base.. base.
Can only notify when, love comes to age..
Doesn't sell the bite when the, in the initial phase,
Let's all go to fight in the, DNA stage..

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake about it..

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Lothar of The Hill People said:
When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Sammitch!

Earmarked for next edition!

Shel Silverstein
The Voice

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long
"I feel that this is right for now,
I know that this is wrong"
No teacher,preacher,parent,friend or wise men can decide
Whats right for you--just listen to the voice that speaks inside

How about this:
"Captain Sammitch...a legend in his own zip code."

Heh. Clever.

I feel better now that I took a big Sammitch!

That'll be 10 Sammitches and 36 cents.

Captain Sammich: Making me cry WAHHHHHHHHHH

Adriana Sage
Porn Star

a.k.a. Adriana Sage, Adrian Sage, Alana Moreno

Porn Star Adriana Sage, a scrumptious Mexican beauty who's fast becoming one of the most sought-after young women in the business, is truly something special. She's got the look that anyone would want to know better, with a deliriously delectable all-natural figure. Adriana Sage's lusciously smooth skin, slightly fleshly backside and undeniable cute face combine to make her one of the most alluring women in hardcore. Her vocal love of hot and nasty sex -- especially anal action -- makes her a natural for porn.

Adriana Sage first hit the hardcore scene in 1999, soon after turning nineteen. She appeared in a string of blistering pro-am flicks, including memorable appearances in 'More Dirty Debutantes 2000 117 & 119.' Without a doubt, though, Adriana Sage's best early scene can be found in 'Initiations 3.' She turns in an amazingly enthusiastic and sex-crazed scene with a trio of well-built studs. From the beginning moments of her blindfolded oral favors to the screamingly explosive DP finale, this scene shows Adriana Sage at her absolute sexual peak.

A series of increasingly raunchy and riveting performances followed. Adriana Sage sizzled her way through a great scene with Lexington Steele in 'Up Your Ass 15,' a frantic back door boff that featured plenty of filthy-mouthed fervor from the lusty Latina. She went even further in 'Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks 6,' taking on both Lexington Steele and Jake Steed in a searing display of threeway lust. There's no doubting Adriana Sage's love for her work when you see her in a scene like this -- the guys can hardly keep up with her!

Adriana Sage's no stranger to the delights of Sapphic sensuality, either. One of her best lesbian liaisons can be found in 'Slumber Party 15,' where she joins Holly Hollywood and Samantha Stylle in a hell-bent girl/girl grope that's sure to please fans of the genre. Whether matched up with men or women, singly or in groups, Adriana Sage has proven herself to be one of the most exciting and enthusiastically nasty performers on the current scene. She's one of the hottest things going at the moment, and anyone into hardcore at its hardest would do well to check out any of her incendiary sexvids.

Captain Sammitch is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

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PJP said:
I feel better now that I took a big Sammitch!

So how, um, big is he?

Quit it.

Hey I remember this!

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Joe Mama said:
Captain Sammitch: Meeko loves him. And so does Jim.

Often at the same time.

"Joey from Friends is a homo".

-PJP

PJP has a habit of saying things that should be in EVERYONE'S sig.

In the ass!

moo

davidbowiemoo likes it in the ass...

sounds like a great quote for sammitch's profile!

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Knutreturns said:
davidbowiemoo likes it in the ass...

moo????

Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I met her at the door with a loaded .44
Now the teacher don't teach no more!

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured every teacher,
we have broken every rule
we have barbecued the principal,
destroyed the PTA,
our school keeps burning on

Glory, glory hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door with a magnum .44
Now there ain't no teacher no more.

Scooby dooby doo, took a poo,
Shaggy thought it was candy.
Shaggy took a bite,
his balls turned white.
That's the end of poor shaggy.

Pepsi cola came to town. Coca-Cola
shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him
up. Now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up
caught the flu. Now we're drinking
Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew caught it
too... NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

A young musician plays scales in his room and only bores his family. A beginning writer, on the other hand, sometimes has the misfortune of getting into print.
- Marguerite Yourcenar

Occasionally, there arises a writing situation where you see an alternative to what you are doing, a mad, wild gamble of a way for handling something, which may leave you looking stupid, ridiculous or brilliant -you just don't know which. You can play it safe there, too, and proceed along the route you'd mapped out for yourself. Or you can trust your personal demon who delivered that crazy idea in the first place.
Trust your demon.
- Roger Zelazny

One of my standard -- and fairly true -- responses to the question as to how story ideas come to me is that story ideas only come to me for short stories. With longer fiction, it is a character (or characters) coming to visit, and I am then obliged to collaborate with him/her/it/them in creating the story.
- Roger Zelazny

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration.
- Ernest Hemingway

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
- Oliver Herford

To be a writer is to sit down at one's desk in the chill portion of every day, and to write; not waiting for the little jet of the blue flame of genius to start from the breastbone - just plain going at it, in pain and delight. To be a writer is to throw away a great deal, not to be satisfied, to type again, and then again, and once more, and over and over....
- John Hersey