GOOD MORNING BREAKFAST LOVERS (shamefully stolen from Silver Armadillo)


Franta is back but as my father used to say when I sang the BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN after a family vacation NO ONE GIVES A DAMN!

And albeit a brief return....my 40th birthday soon approachs and my solice is that I will NEVER be as old as LLANCE.

Thought you guys would like to hear about this years NBCON......yes evenas a father they still go on much to my wife's dismay.


I aint got all friggin night so hear goes the highlights.....
BEST
CON
EVER

and I say this with all respect to rufie

First off Friday night we go to Gibsons a steak house right acroos from the con and hotel westay at

First see Joe Quesada editors note: see Mxy for previous JQ encounter
My wife goes up to him and asks.....IS IT TRUE ABOUT YOU AND THE DONKEYS...he responds AFFIRMATIVELY
She sends him a shot...SCREAMING ORGASM
he comes to our table and despite seeing me my two babies my brother(SA) ROY and most horrifcally LLANCE and expressed appreciation. I told him my first daughter is Maryjane. And truthfully my late mother was Jane and another woman like a mother to me is Mary.....so everyone thinks I did it coz of Spiderman....well it was coincidence but my next daughter...

After that Dan Didio sits at the table next to us!

My wife walks over and says to Mr Didio MY HUSBAND GOES TO THIS STUPID CON EVERY YEAR AND IGNORES ME! MY BIRTDAY IS IN AUGUST HE BLOWS ALL HIS MONEY HEAR AND CANT ME DECENT GIFT! PLUS MY DAUGHTER HAS TO BE NAMED AFTER BATMANS! Helena...its also my Dads favorite aunts name
Dan then obliges and has everyone at the table do a quick Batman sketch for HELENA one penguin I apologize it all happened so quick Im not sure who did what!

Mr Didio also worried Id sell it to ebay! NO FUCKING WAY! I CANT WAIT TIL HELENA IS OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS!

Got pics of my wife and Didio
Me Helena and Didio
My brother SIlver Armidillo Maryjane and Quesada
that Ill send to rob to post

Both Quesada and Didio were cool! My wife even said I HAD ID KNOWN THE COMIC SCENE GUYS WERE THIS COOL ID HAVE WORKED IT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!

more to come a warning not a threat

Unfortunately rufie couldnt attend the whole con

A DC panel on Friday alerted us to get special passes Friday AM for a panel about the next Batman movie.

Also at the DC panel some old bastard named LLANCE kept screaming BRING BACK BARRY ALLEN

As you all know some of Batman is filmed in Chicago

We get our armbands Sat with a free DARK KNIGHT TSHIRT

Go to panel and not only do the filmakers show but GARY OLDMAN and they guy who plays HARVEY DENT (and hint hint SPOILER someone else) plus Christian Bale!


We all went fanboy nuts

Although it wasnt the same with our tried and true NBCON alumni Rufie


maybe more to come...I dunno

Finally, a decent thread to sticky! (In more than one sense)

ILL STICKY YOU

AFTER YOU GIVE ME MY PENIS BACK

Did rob show you the offical NBCON shirts I had made?

Shite I have to send HIM his he gave me the pics


Had shirts made up
in front LLANCEs pic downing a brew

in print

LLANCE RIP 2007
HE WAS TO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED
NOW HE WORKS FOR GOD

on back
NATURE BOY FAMILY REUNION 2007

best part was we all were wearing them when he came and until I gave him HIS shirt he never noticed what it was!

Rob never showed us shit. Clearly he still hates the NBs.

There you go:



NOW WHERE'S MY PANTS?

Jealous NOT hate

Tomato tomatoe.

Although hate to defend Kampy I did tell him NOT to post coz I wanted to surprise the guys

Shyeah, like anyone cool reads this forum anymore... :- [

WHAT THE SMEG HAPPENED HERE?

I don't know, but I don't like it.

TAKE ME AWAY, FRANTY! SAVE ME FROM THIS BORING PLACE AND MY BORING LIFE!

SILKY JINN?
ATHANON?
MARVEL BOARDS?
UMMM THAT LOSER DUDE WHO MAKES ACTION FIGURES?
CRACKED?

Married.
Went boom.
Went boom.
Lost trial.
Never did call Kampy.

well played

I practice a lot.

I didnt make rehearsals

As you can see not many people here believe in them anymore.

I lowered my cholesterol

Yay! I lowered my expectations!

IN YOUR PANTS

IT'S NOW OR NE--wait.

SEARCHING FOR A HEART

I do...

SHOW US YOUR TITS

This is the greatest NBCON2007 thread ever!

WHEN U JOINING?

Whats this all about then?

There are no Nature Boys and Santa isn't real either.

Hate to break it to you.

you bastard!!!

I know. All bad....

WHAT ABOUT THE HORSES?

When will someone start thinking about the horses?!

shame...

Of course!

i never got no shirt!

YOU'RE MY BOY, LARRY!

I do love that Hooters.

HA!! That's the pic I took of LLance back in '02.My one and only NBCon attendance

Don't worry, the banning will be lifted in five more years.

Franta told me that 5 years ago.

It was a fun time for all. Seeing the Batman actors and getting the free Batman t-shirts was extremely cool. I heard one girl scream she'd like to go up on stage and do Christian Bale right then and there. I replied that half of the guys in the audience would like to do the same. Seeing JQ and Dan Didio was cool as well. JQ shot me a look when he shook my hand. I still haven't washed it. I'm sure he feels underloved and overstalked. Bwahahahaha!!!!! The sketch was unbelievable! What a cool thing for the DC guys to do! Next year I plan on having sex with half of them while dressed as THE BATMAN. How else could we possibly top this year's extremely cool close encounter with the DC Universe? We got plastered out in front of the hotel w/ a jillion different cool comic geeks and a few good looking females as well. Franta was this close to calling in strippers at about 5:15 a.m. but was talked out of it by...Roy, I think. I know that doesn't sound like Roy but he was being the voice of reason at the time. Hopefully pics will be posted soon. I know how all of you salivate on every new LLance pic you can get your horny paws on!

Oops! Pics have been posted! Noticed aside from the t-shirt pic I was completely left out of the photographs this year! Excuse me...God is calling...

I clearly remember you were trying to get me to back up onto the track as a train was coming under the pretense that the camera wasn't getting a clear shot.

What were we doing there anyway? Waiting for <shudder> Queenie? I wonder what mental institution she resides in these days and if her boyfriend ever traded up?

We were dropping Queenie off and standing around if I remember right.Who knows what happened to her or any of the other Nature Girlz.I thought her & her boyfriend had gotten married a year or so after that pic,but I'm not too sure.

You guys suck

Crazy like a JEW!

KURT ANGLE!!

Oh it's JEW, it's damn JEW!

Moo!

Shhhhhhh!