All puns welcome, no matter how Obama-nable.

moo

Keep your Mitts off Romney!

Stop beating around the bush. You know that I like to Barack and roll all night!

Obama, who aren't in office, hallowed may be thy pending victory..

That was actually rather Hillary-ous.

I wonder if more people are gonna join in, or if they're just Biden their time.

Scooter-round and let me tell you a story about some Dick with a big gun and a surprising face-shot.

Reagan didn't like it when they put the Nixon his Star Wars plans.

Dick Army.

It doesn't look like all that much will be Cheney-ging any time soon.

The Ford died, so we had to take the truck...

Romney got Huckabeed from behind.

So I guess Mitt's not all-Romnipotent.


But if they don't stay sharp, they could both get a good McCaining.

They zapped 'em with their Reagan, and, so as not to beat around the Bush, then they passed a law saying they could not sleep at night with a Teddy, and they bought a new car that looked very Sharp-ton with the money the got from kickbacks.

I had a feeling this Paul-itics thread would get some action eventually.

You ought to start a Science - Pun thread over in my forum - Deep Thoughts.

Science isn't my field. Part of the Tancredo of the pun warrior is to stay in familiar territory.

Too bad.. I kinda feel that you would be a worthy Pun adversary in almost any subject!