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Tequila is rather syrupy, and would probably lubricate his gears. i can't imagine why else anyone would drink that stuff."

Always reminded me of paint thinner.

Surely Lucifer would not be a monster truck, in retrospect, but something more classical like a Model- T car?

Good god, the synchronicities are overwhelming...

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Bat-Mite wrote:

"Oh, I know what Lucifertron would drink.

Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!

Well, the first thing ya know, Lucifer's a revel

God said, ""Lu, move away from heaven."" Said

Hell is the place y'oughta be, so they

loaded up the truck, and they moved to the pit.

Hell that is! fire' pools, Movie stars!

Well, I assume they go to hell too."

Very good!

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Lord_Savaunt wrote:

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[B]Oh, I know what Lucifertron would drink.

Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!

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Is that what they meant in the intro to beverly hillbiliies? I always thought they were referring to a Texan version of Mr. T, y'know black dude with gold."

Bevis wrote:

"OK, so this has diddly squat to do with tea, but I just won two tickets to anywhere on the East coast of the US in a work raffle! Woo-hoo! Unfortunately what with the hubby being a teacher it'll mean going in the school holidays some time, and we won't get the chance this summer. So I'm thinking maybe Christmas in New York. Where I understand it's hard to get a really good cup of tea. (Hey, I managed to link back to the topic. Fantastic)."

Well yes, but can you get a decent cup of tea in New York? Or will you have to take the tea with you?

I think we have a right to know about such important matters.

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Papercut Fun wrote:

"In New York they pronounce ""Tea"" as ""Coca-Cola"" but I wouldn't advise adding milk...oh and don't dunk your crumpet. It'll eat right through it.

Enjoy your trip."

Papercut Fun wrote:

"Oh, and incidentally, ""crumpet"" is pronounced as ""crack cocaine"" and should only be purchased in the darkest of alleys. Something to do with ""purity""."

Bat-Mite wrote:

"And to drink the tea properly, you'll need a tea spoon, or like New Yorkers call it .. an AK-47, wich can be aquired in Chinatown, just ask for the Triads."

I'd hate to go drinkig with you bastards.

""Yeah Dave the loo is just over there, in that potted palm.""

""Urghhhh, ok, cheers.""

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I've been in pubs where the gents is a potted plant...

...with a toilet duck tucked into the foliage. They're not complete savages.

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Lord_Savaunt wrote:

Toilet Duck?

Rama Bonn wrote:

Toilet duck gives great tea service.

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Toilet Duck?

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Those plastic things you hang on the edge of the toilet, which keep it smelling better, and keep the water a non-offensive colour. You don't have them?

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Bat-Mite wrote:

Oh! Thank goodness. For a moment I thought a toilet duck was like toilet paper ... except that ... instead of paper ... you only got a duck.

I can confirm that I do not use wild or domesticated swimming birds of the family Anatidae to wipe my arse.

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Mike Carey wrote:

"Uhh... me neither. Almost never. I mean, there was that time, but that could have happened to anyone. I mean, why *leave* a duck there if it wasn't...

Me neither."

Lord_Savaunt wrote:

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Originally posted by TyphoidDave:
Those plastic things you hang on the edge of the toilet, which keep it smelling better, and keep the water a non-offensive colour. You don't have them?

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A non offensive color? Since when where colors offensive?"

Papercut Fun wrote:

Well purple has always pissed me off a bit. It's just so smug!!!

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Originally posted by Lord_Savaunt:
A non offensive color? Since when where colors offensive?

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Lime yellow toilet water isn't offensive?



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Lord_Savaunt wrote:

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Originally posted by TyphoidDave:
Lime yellow toilet water isn't offensive?

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Lime yellow? I thought limes were green. If you meant lemon yello, then my answer would be of course not. It shows that the toilet is being properly used and isn't just for decoration."

No, lime yellow. Chatreuse.

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Lord_Savaunt wrote:

Chatreuse?

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=chartreuse&r=2

Mis-spelt it....

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Papercut Fun wrote:

Chatreuse...sounds like a nice name for a tea. Very relaxing....and just a hint of urine to give it that lime yellow glow.

Rama Bonn wrote:

This is such a strange thread to walk into. I never know what I'm going to learn.

Mr. Gage wrote:

"Indeed - or what shape the bruise will be. (Walking into the thread, y'see...)

Hi, Rama! Will the Rama Clan be headed to SDCC again this year?"

Adrian Brown wrote:

SPECIAL NOTICE FOR DENIZENS OF THE TEA THREAD.

There will shortly be an announcement about Egg-Men.

That is all for now.

J'arl J'onnz wrote:

"my neighbors are playing Mega Man on Playstation and at one poiunt there is a quiz thst Mega Man needs to take. One of the questions is about tes and the three most popular kinds. Quite frankly i can't recall the question, but the answer is Keemun.

That's all i got."

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SPECIAL NOTICE FOR DENIZENS OF THE TEA THREAD.

There will shortly be an announcement about Egg-Men.

That is all for now.

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Ah, very good.

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strafenkinder wrote:

"On the topic of teabags, is it okay if I rip out the damn bags and get at the tea and use them directly on my peepers so I won't get eyebags? And which tea is best? Oolong? Darjeeling? Rooibos? Marijuana?

Another question: is Mazikeen a tea drinker or a coffee drinker? And will Lucifer ever copulate with Mazikeen and produce a baby?

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On the topic of teabags, is it okay if I rip out the damn bags and get at the tea and use them directly on my peepers so I won't get eyebags? And which tea is best? Oolong? Darjeeling? Rooibos? Marijuana?

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None of the above. You'll end up with badger-esque stains. The area around your eyes absorbs stuff very easily. I'd try cucumbers.

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Another question: is Mazikeen a tea drinker or a coffee drinker?

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I'm betting cheap gin, straight out of the bottle, rather than coffee or tea.

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And will Lucifer ever copulate with Mazikeen and produce a baby?

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The idea of a child of Lucifer is fascinating. Lucifer has displayed next to no interest in sex (setting aside the innuendo from other characters in the comic that he does have sex with Mazikeen), and probably wouldn't feel the urge to perpetuate his bloodline since he probably would think he will last forever.


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iv wrote:

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None of the above. You'll end up with badger-esque stains. The area around your eyes absorbs stuff very easily. I'd try cucumbers.

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as long as it's not a dark tea, it's ok. but icecubes work better. Only they have to be slightly melted or they may freeze stuck to your eyelids.

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is Mazikeen a tea drinker or a coffee drinker?

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I'm betting cheap gin, straight out of the bottle, rather than coffee or tea.

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and I guess we'll never know how much drink just ""disappeared"" when she was in charge of the bar at Lux. If she can still get in, the Lilim are probably draining it dry right now.

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The idea of a child of Lucifer is fascinating. Lucifer has displayed next to no interest in sex (setting aside the innuendo from other characters in the comic that he does have sex with Mazikeen), and probably wouldn't feel the urge to perpetuate his bloodline since he probably would think he will last forever.
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I'm pretty sure he confirmed they were having sex, back in House of Windowless rooms, but he doesn't seem to be all that driven. Let alone like the fatherly type. On the other hand, the Basanos interrupted Maz and Luci just as they seemed about to have a big revelatory discussion of their relationship after she declared war on him, so they may catch up where they left off, and fill us in, at some later point. Hopefully - cause it would be interesting to know. "

Vagabond wrote:

"Well, I just read through 9 pages to catch up and .. hang on, let me check ... nope, my brain isn't oozing out of my ears yet.

Whether that's because I have a very strong brain, or because I've lost my mind, I'm not going to think about.

Anyway, just popped in to say hi. Since I got out of school my ability to get on the Web's be limited, but I do read through the boards when I get a chance. Posting takes more time, though, so I don't ususally bother.

And I'll have even less time for the next bit, as my girlfriend has become quite ill. I'm not going to go into the gory details, but the next six months or so are going to be pretty stressed. However, we're confident (and so are the docs) that it'll all be well in the end.

On the good news side, we've moved in together, so I don't have to cook my own supper anymore :) . But she's not supposed to have caffine, so I've had no escuse to use my teapot. Of course, with the temperture in the 32-35 range pretty consitently, I haven't been wanting hot drinks anyway.

Oh, and think good thoughts for me. I just had an interview with the federal Deptartment of Justice.

Anyway, I'm still around, still reading the book, and still making snide comments about Yanks. See y'all later.

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-a freind, after a 30-hour drive accross five states looking for a hotel."

Hey Vaggy.

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Papercut Fun wrote:

"Lucifer fathering Mazikeen's child? Hmmm...isn't he missing some of the vital equipment? It would even be tricky to do things at a fertilization clinic.

Panel 1 - Nurse hands Lucifer a Dixie Cup.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Morninstar just fill this cup.

Panel 2 - Close up on Lucifer, looking at cup quizzically.

Panel 3 - Lucifer grabs Mazikeen by the hand and storms out of clinic, shoving an eggman doctor out of the way.
Lucifer: That's it toots, we're adopting!!!

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strafenkinder wrote:

"Now about that baby thing...it just bugs me (a bit though) that since Lucifer can create a new universe, he can't create a new lifeform that isn't based on the ""other"" side. I was thinking before all the storylines started 2 years ago that Lucifer had new things in mind about his new universe, ah well...

Ok, then cucumbers it is, but I tried them and they leave this godawful muck on my face after 3 hours. Ugh!!!

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Lord_Savaunt wrote:

" Perhaps he's just starting with the basics and will eventually move onto more original works. Then again, we haven't seen all of his creation yet. Who knows what else is out there.

Oh and on the whole baby thing. Imagine that kid trying to figure out how many aunts and uncles she or he has! The little tyke'd have even Elaine Belloc beaten out on birthday presents."